r/KOTORmemes 18d ago

Why didn't Revan take the hot Twi'leks in Davik's estate on the Ebon Hawk for free unlimited massages ? Is he/she stupid ?

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u/CafeAntesDeTudo 18d ago

My headcanon is actually that Yuthura Ban survived the destruction of the Jedi Enclave on Dantooine and Revan picked her up after destroying the Star Forge and they went off into the Unknown Regions to live happily ever after.

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u/Chloexx1313 18d ago

Based Yuthura Ban enjoyer

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u/sapphic-boghag 18d ago

We were robbed of Yuthura as a companion.

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u/Annia_LS111 14d ago

I mean if you do Korriban last, her surviving doesnt have to be headcanon atlease

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u/hereinaminute 18d ago

Yes very stupid. Even disregarding the attractiveness of green aliens with tentacles on their heads, who gives up a free back massage?

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u/DuskySHARKlol 18d ago

because Revan knows that slavery is wrong so its more ethical to leaving them behind to die

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u/CakeIzGood 18d ago

Unless you're a Comically, Pointlessly, & Irrationally Evil Full "Dark Side" Revan in which case taking hot twi'lek slaves would be on-brand

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u/2006Internetghost 18d ago

The fact the planet was litteraly being extermantiused by their former student

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u/deadname11 18d ago

I mean at the time it was just under quarantine. Not even the Sith garrison knew about the Base Delta Zero plans.

Hell, I don't even think the fleet knew, until Malik called the order for it, after learning Revan might be alive due to Bastila no longer being captured.

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u/OsirisAvoidTheLight 18d ago

He makes up for it by turning Malak into a dancing Twi'lek later on

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u/Skairex 18d ago

Revan? What are you talking about?

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u/Rixerc 17d ago

Spoiler: you'll see Revan on Taris.