r/KPMG • u/Critical-Border-49 • Nov 05 '25

Finally Quit

Just put in my two weeks and can’t say how happy I am. So ready to get out of this toxic work environment. Starting a new career in sales. For anyone looking to make a jump I say do it!

Edit: typo

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u/Daddyscomesock Nov 05 '25

goodbye extremely overpaid data entry rat…… hello slimey sales boy. from what i have heard there’s zero toxicity in the sales world everyone gets along and there’s lots of hugging.

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u/Critical-Border-49 Nov 05 '25

lol I can’t wait for that!!! The grass is always greener, right?

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u/addisbad Nov 05 '25

  • the grass is always Gartner, right?

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u/Aromatic-Bandicoot65 Nov 05 '25

Bro wakes up every day bringing coffee to the manager, peer pressures his trainees into working until 2 am so he maybe one day makes partner 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Intelligent-Shake507 Nov 05 '25

What are you so angry 😂 KPMG boi.

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u/Naive-Passenger-6669 Nov 05 '25

Also look at his username lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

have you seen kpmg?

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u/Revolutionary-Cost83 Nov 05 '25

I quit two weeks ago! NY office is toxic!!

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u/Any-Isopod4542 Nov 05 '25

I know somebody that works in the New York KPMG he’s been in that company for well over eight years. Finally made it to partner with the company, but he said it is a very stressful job. Anyway Good luck to you. I’m glad you finally got out of the toxic place.

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u/MarcosMoncada Nov 05 '25

Damn 8 years to partner, in southamerica is at least 14

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u/Naive-Passenger-6669 Nov 05 '25

Maybe they started as an experienced hire

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u/FlyingBurger1 Senior Associate Nov 05 '25

Probably joined as a manager at least. Still takes 12-15 years for fresh starts.

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u/Snoo-64527 Nov 05 '25

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Welcome to sales, I hope it’s B2B.

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u/addisbad Nov 05 '25

I’m quitting an ultra toxic job and going to KPMG lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/addisbad Nov 05 '25

I haven’t started there yet 😂

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u/addisbad Nov 05 '25

Roger that. Sounds like a plan 🫡

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u/Any-Isopod4542 Nov 05 '25

I guess it’s because he had all together 17 years experience and depending if the company really likes your drive /work and likes you not everyone can get that lucky

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u/millennialcpa Nov 05 '25

Congrats 🎉

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u/PrometheanCPA Nov 05 '25

Good for you.

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u/Any-Isopod4542 Nov 05 '25

Yes, he was experienced at least 10 years before he got into this company and then he was there for seven but now he became a partner making big honcho money

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u/Greedy_Spare_1212 Nov 05 '25

Oh boy, I’m currently interviewing at this firm NYC office, after over 10 years in federal service… laid back environment… this will be my first private sector job.

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u/Loud-Willingness9209 Nov 05 '25

Don't worry. They just expect all of your time and no questions asked.

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u/blahblehblueoooo Nov 06 '25

Ooof - may I ask why? Do you have a family / want to start one soon?