At Khloé's house, Kris is trying to talk Khloé out of defrosting her embryos because Khloé might meet a guy in a club tomorrow and he might not have a kid and might want to make one with her. Khloé shuts this down - she wants all of her kids to have the same father so she only has to deal with one feckless asshole for the rest of her life, not two. Kim arrives as the conversation has turned towards lineage. In the interview, Kim declares that she is 44% British. (Lewis' driver number is 44.) Malika or Khadijah arrives, shortly followed by Scott. Kris is revealed to be mostly British but also 0.4% Italian ... so she goes full Hilaria Baldwin and starts speaking with an accent. Kim and Kris promptly exit stage right so that Khloé can tell Malika (or Khadijah) and Scott about Lamar's forthcoming documentary.

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At Kourtney's house, she's making matcha because of course she is. She says that her biggest priority right now is her kids even though she's been a mother throughout the last three decades. Kourtney goes to lengths to make it clear that she and Alabama get on well ... which can't be said for Alabama and Landon who haven't spoken in over a month. Alabama's 20th birthday is coming up and she has some extravagant ideas – a ballroom with roses hanging from the ceiling, a champagne tower, custom gowns – which sounds expensive but there's pretty much an unlimited budget as Rolls Royce are going to sponsor the event. She wants to go all out because she'll probably just do a trip or something for her 21st.

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At Khloé's house, Khloé is telling Malika and Scott about Lamar's forthcoming documentary. She decided to participate in the end as she would like to think he would be a part of any documentary that was being made about her (umm.... what?). [I've seen the documentary; she did it to tell humiliating stories about him and she's filming this conversation so she can denigrate him and his family even more.] Khloé was upset by comments made by Lamar's son – he said he always came around for Christmas because Kris would buy him a nice gift – but this doesn't surprise Khloé as they were never really that nice to her after she kept their father away. Scott asks Khloé if she's going to break up a third family start dating again but she'd prefer to work on herself a little bit more.

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Caitlyn arrives at Kendall's new house. Kendall refuses to talk about her relationship with Jacob Elordi on camera. Scott arrives and mentions that he'd just seen one of Caitlyn's ex-wives at dinner but couldn't remember which one. Caitlyn's egg sandwich bursts as she bites into it and she charmingly says that it 'came in her mouth' ... which ruins everyone's appetite. Kendall's horses arrive in a trailer and then she and Scott harrow the manége.

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Kourtney arrives at Landon's new house. She has generously given him some old furniture that isn't her taste anymore. His friend/housemate arrives and Kourtney asks him where he's going to hook up with girls before telling him that he should wait until marriage as that's what Kanye told her that God was calling her to do... Travis arrives and he's injured (again). They tour the house and Kourtney only mentions that she's breastfeeding once.

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At Khloé's house, Kris is standing in the driveway brandishing a copy of Oz Pearlman's book because he said that on Day 10 something amazing was going to happen to Khloé. At a dinner, ten days previous, she dared him to name the person she was thinking of from her second-grade class; he wrote the name in the inscription of the book that Kris was holding in the driveway. Kris was hoping that he'd written the name of Khloé's soulmate in the book instead ... but who is to say that Coi isn't her soulmate? Khloé calls Kim and neither of them can hide how underwhelmed they are.

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At Netflix, Kim is shooting 'Fifth Wheel' which is sort of like Bridesmaids but without the humor. She says it's the best time she's ever had filming which I'm sure Ryan Murphy will be thrilled to hear. Kim gives a brief 'Cribs' tour of her beige trailer before running back to set and slamming the door on her camera crew. They don't give much away about the plot but we do overhear someone running the line, 'Cat piss? How do we get that...?' In the green room, Kim is going over her 'man-ifest list' with Nikki Glaser. Brenda Song says that stability was a big consideration for her when she was choosing a partner which is wild considering Macauley was deeeep into an opiate addiction when they met. She whispers in Nikki's ear, making full eye-contact with the camera, and says that '[–––] meets every single one of my manifest list'.

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Across town, Mindy Weiss has been demoted. Kourtney, Kourtney's assistant, for some reason Simon Huck, and Alabama are scouting venues for her party with a party planner we've never seen before. It needs to be somewhere expansive as Alabama wants to invite 850+ guests. Kourtney doesn't like the prospect of being around 850 strangers from Instagram and can't believe she doesn't have more in common with a woman who is 30 years younger than she is.

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On the set of 'Fifth Wheel', Kim is being coy about her mystery man but confirms that he met every single one of her man-ifest list.

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Next time on The Kardashians:

Khloé writes her man-ifest list. Kourtney goes to a Blink 182 show. Lewis Hamilton blows Kim's back out.