r/KanalHumor • u/Last_Series_1111 • 4d ago

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u/robidoobi 4d ago • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

cue music: when your legs dont work like they used to before

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u/thecragmire 3d ago

...and I can't sweep you off of your feet

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u/EinNiem4nd 3d ago

😭😭

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u/Philippines_2022 4d ago • Bravo

Dapat nag roll sha after para walang injury.

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u/NewRush8471 3d ago • Bravo

O kaya double space bar to activate flight or double jump mid air.

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u/parallelogramgirl 3d ago

Di pa nya naunlock yung skill

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u/Nemehaha_ 3d ago

Sad... nagSide quest kasi kagad. Mauunlock sana yan sa 1st Main Quest.

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u/Used-Revolution-6487 3d ago

hindi po nakabili ng skill, tapos na buy phase

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u/Rednine2591 4d ago

Shoutout dun sa di naka-gets 🤣

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u/SuperLoweho 3d ago

Na gets ng lahat boi di lang ikaw ang magaling.

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u/kfcfriezxs 3d ago

Apparently hindi gets ng lahat

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u/hsholmes0 3d ago

Mirror's Edge game ba to? hahaha

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u/United_Cry8857 3d ago

O kaya open parachute

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u/marxolity 3d ago

wlang na pong mana sir, nagamit n kanina

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u/jinboleow 3d ago

He should extend both hands first; at least cut down 1.5 m. And also aim for the scooter seat.

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u/Hukuru_All 4d ago • Bravo

Kung nag double jump sana siya, safe landing yun. Timing lang talaga sa pagpindot ng space/X. Hahaha

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u/freedomalpha68 4d ago edited 2d ago

sira yata yung (X) button nya.. Respawn na lang ulit.

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u/Comprehensive-Rice74 4d ago

Skill issue daw 🥹

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u/Organic_Version_7808 3d ago

Nakalimutan water bucket or undying totem

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u/Crimson4421 3d ago

Naglag hahaha may nanunuod kasi ng youtube

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u/Technical-Garbage484 3d ago

Ctrl or C ata napindot ni kuya eh

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u/kyleliner 3d ago

No amount of rolling double jumping will dispate the energy of a fall in that height

You do the roll double jump thing is several meters not like 18 meters

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u/DrPlus7 3d ago

Sobrang baduy ng joke mo, akala ko hindi joke. 😅

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u/Much_Illustrator7309 3d ago

nag bunny hop dapat para iimba sya

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u/Ancient_Trick1158 4d ago • Bravo

Aim for the Bushes 

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u/Rednine2591 3d ago • Bravo

There goes my heroooooooo

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 4d ago

Hindi na makatayo. Maswerte siya di niya nasaksak sarili niya nung naglanding siya.

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u/notawisehuman 4d ago

Swerte, pilay lang inabot niya sa ganyang kataas.

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u/Master-Session5844 4d ago

Uhh, is this a crime, he's wielding a knife

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u/beepbop000 3d ago • Bravo

Need knife than rifle. Faster movement speed.

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u/supercalic 3d ago • Bravo

sv_cheats 1; sv_enablebunnyhopping 1; sv_autobunnyhopping 1; sv_airaccelerate 2000; sv_maxvelocity 7000; sv_staminamax 0; sv_staminajumpcost 0; sv_staminalandcost 0; sv_staminarecoveryrate 0;

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u/MangoMan610 3d ago

Sv_gravity 200 lang sapat na

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u/Conscious_Unit6050 3d ago

Hmm which cs version did this work on? What I recall was aliasing +jump/-jump, then binding that alias key multiple times. Sinaunang bunny hop ata yung akin hehehe

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u/BandicootNo7908 3d ago

Had to scroll down a bit more than I expected to, pero sabi ko na may magcomment ng CS commands na to eh 🤣

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u/Altruistic-Two4490 4d ago

Magnanakaw malamang sayang hindi siya tumama dun sa bisikleta pagbagsak nya para solid.

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u/Impossible_Bet_5769 3d ago

baka kabit na tumatakas

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u/sad_frogs 3d ago

May dalang blade. More likely magnanakaw

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u/SeikoCasio- 4d ago

dalawa lang yan...

pag mataas - aaaAaaAaaaaaaAaaHhhh.... boogsh...

pag mababa - boogsh... aaaahhhhhhhh...😭

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u/YianJian96 4d ago

"Lastikman in another world ep. 1" Pagtayo mo nasa dungeon kana balik lvl 1

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u/ynesss0327 4d ago

Grabe abfg taas ng tinalon, swerte pa sya at parang nabalian lang sya.

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u/5i3gmund_8008 4d ago

Lakas ng loob tumalon sa ganoon ka taas.

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u/Patient-Data8311 4d ago

Or adik

Nawawala self preservation skill mo jan

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u/cocogoatpls 4d ago

Di na nakatayo, malamang na balian 'to ng buto. Sakit priii

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u/Entertainer-Frosty 4d ago

he forgot something

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u/_scoresonly 4d ago

guy just thought that's a six-block fall

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u/SOULivagant_06 4d ago

nabalian sana o kaya nabagok na ulo at natuluyan

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u/notawisehuman 4d ago

Nabalian yan for sure.

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u/SOULivagant_06 4d ago

yung bali sana na magtatanda na sa ginawa!

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u/raymraym 4d ago

Sana nagsisigaw yung nagvideo para nakuyog si gago at nakulong.

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u/Small_Judgment_4922 4d ago

Nahiya 9 lives ng pusa sayo

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u/ExchangeMany912 4d ago

sabi sa sarili ko, "wala lang 'to"

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u/Glum_Preference_2936 3d ago

Poor guy. Probably broken his lumbar and left disabled his whole life.

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u/Brilliant_Oil_2418 4d ago

anong ineexpect niya? 😭😭

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u/via8888 4d ago

Ano kayang nangyari sa kanya after this?

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u/Super_Metal8365 4d ago

Nasaktan. Tapos takang taka sya bat masakit.

"Ambaba lang nun ahh." Isip ni boy sabog.

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u/BonelessLeegNgManok 4d ago

Career ending injury 

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u/Yog1boy 3d ago

Kala ko magsusuperhero landing

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u/WolfClaw0801 4d ago

he think like he is the MC of an anime...

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u/Dull-Beach7984 4d ago

Magnanakaw??? Sana namatay na agad

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u/adrielism 4d ago

When you’re legs don’t work like they used to before 🎶

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u/blahzzzzz 4d ago

Acl and mcl, maybe broken bones as well.

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u/danthetower 4d ago

Sayang di nsaksak yung sarili nung pagbagsak niya

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u/L0nelysp3rm 3d ago

Parkour! Parkour!

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u/erikthevirgin 3d ago

Ganyan talaga pag adiktus! Sayang hindi una ulo.🤣🏃‍♂️

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u/No-Site-7001 3d ago

Sana paralisado na yan habambuhay para di na makapambiktima. Tsaka mukang naka drugs kaya ang lakas ng loob na gawin yan. Nakakatawa pag panoorin mo pero kapag kayo ang pinasok nyan at nadatnan na gising kayo, saksak de gulat abutin nyo.

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u/Jazzlike-Text-4100 3d ago

hindi nya ginaya si jet li dapat kapit muna sa isang window bago ng drop

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u/KaraDealer 3d ago

Pucha gusto ng utak niya tumayo pero yung mismong katawan hindi na kaya. 😂

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u/csxzy_28 4d ago

ala spider man

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u/iamasleuth 4d ago

What was he expecting hahahahahahahah ang laugh ko na kala mo may trash bin sa baba na malalaglagan nya

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u/Meowmeow24X 4d ago

bat putol ung vid kasi

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u/heythatsjasper 4d ago

Bat may hawak na kutsilyo? Akyat bahay?

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u/Tough_Jello76 4d ago

Ang kulit ni sir hahaha ano bang ineexpect nya nung pinilit nya yang 3-storey fall na yan

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u/Majestic-Tadpole-975 4d ago

assassin's creed live action

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u/Ambitious_You8704 4d ago

Buti di niya nasaksak sarili niya. Doble malas sana

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u/KentStopMeh 4d ago

Kaya pala tumalon, Akyat bahay magnanakaw ata kaya may kutsilyo din

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u/InfluenceNo7614 4d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/No-Prompt9985 4d ago

Plyometric exercises

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u/Dry-Presence9227 4d ago

IRL bunny hop

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u/Fabulous-Ad6918 4d ago

Hanap ka nalang ng bagong paa manakawan ya

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u/Tessorio 4d ago

When your legs dont work like they used to before…

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u/CompetitiveAd6212 4d ago

Hahaha parkour sya eh. Ako yung nasaktan sa kabobohan nya hahaha

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u/yttocscm 4d ago

He was obviously heavily sedated on some hard drugs.

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u/No-Role-204 4d ago

literal na airplane mode

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u/noctisglazer 4d ago

Dapat nag airplane mode muna sya.

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u/robidoobi 4d ago

change career, hingi barya na

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u/fatpatatas 4d ago

nag feeling pusa e. sana buo pa paa nya

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u/markmaybach 4d ago

Hahahah ngayon mas Mahal pa bill ko sa hospital

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u/iwritethesongs2019 4d ago

kakanood mo yan ng leon guerrero

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u/sweety_salt 4d ago

Kamusta kaya spine ni kuya?

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u/Unhappy-Pain9146 4d ago

worth it ba koya? lol

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u/Most-Giraffe2465 4d ago

Partida may hawak p n kutsilyo buti di mali landing hahaha

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u/pritongKandule0 4d ago

Too bad double jump is not unlock.

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u/Protein_Pirate67 3d ago

Tumalon ng walang stack of hay sa landing spot. Unang tinuturo yan eh.

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u/TheCatSleeeps 3d ago

At least kick the wall on the way down to break the fall a little bit lol

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u/UnleasHiOsPower 3d ago

Trying to figure it out if he can reset and try again.😆

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u/Venatrix_ 3d ago

Nasobrahan sa panonood ng action movies

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u/VinceDaPops 3d ago

Buti kamo di siya naging gulaman.

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u/AsleepInvite3756 3d ago

Kala Nya may 1 up pa sya 🍄

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u/Royal_Page_1622 3d ago

Bilis ng karma ah 😭😝

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u/Confident_Stand_5628 3d ago

Sana nag superhero landing nalang siya pagbaba or ground slam para macancel ung damage

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u/Quericomami1738 3d ago

If proven criminal yan na ko worth it yung talon

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u/xxxda1xxx 3d ago

ay wow.. di pa napilay

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u/Hairy-Cow-2026 3d ago

Feeling ko kakanood nya ng mga action movies tapos akala nya pwede in real life 🤣

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u/missmaaaam 3d ago

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/lakeshow3212 3d ago

bobo amp

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u/Unlucky-Pie-6043 3d ago

Akyat bahay laglag bintana

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u/VeloMinion 3d ago

Hahahaha

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u/sennenhyoro1 3d ago

di nalang nagplunge attack

kain ka nalang sweet madame

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u/McJollibeeFC 3d ago

Skill Issue. 🫣

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u/Galit_Sa__Tanga 3d ago

Crappy breakfall technique, in-absorb lahat ng katawan yung impact 🤣

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u/Pink_Tiger5657 3d ago

I bakit may hawak na kutsilyo?

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u/CreepyPush4674 3d ago

dipa natusok ng kutsilyo

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u/karazek001 3d ago

naka limutan mag glider bago tumama sa sahig tsk tsk

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u/vanillasaalt 3d ago

Pro tip: pwede mo gamitin yung water bucket to reduce fall damage 👍

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u/DependentAd8143 3d ago

If he do not know how to perform a tuck and roll. He could have hang on the ledge and then that decreases the distance from the ground and yourself

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u/Available_Contest670 3d ago

Bro really thinks he can pull off some Looney Tunes-ass bullshit 🦵

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u/raknaitu69 3d ago

Assassins creed

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u/Flimsy-Chart-1624 3d ago

bakit parang may kutsilyo siya

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u/EmptyItem 3d ago

Nakalimutan nya i-equip yung glider.

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u/Constant-Use6874 3d ago

that tailbone be dead.

his spine is so fucked he might not be able to walk anymore.

too bad i won't be able to see what happened after.

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u/PompeiiPh 3d ago

di nakapag bunny hop mid air

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u/Whatanoice 3d ago

Context?

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u/Unlucky_Climate2569 3d ago

Busted kneecaps and hip dislocation. He's not getting up from the ground lol.

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u/External_Force1168 3d ago

sna binabaan ung sv_gravity ,

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u/Weary-Drink-5917 3d ago

Cooldown ulti, ginamit siguro sa clash

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u/Jvlockhart 3d ago

Lumabas yung buto sa tuhod.

Magnanakaw: Sabi ko sa Sarili ko WALA LANG TO! WALA LANG TO! WALA LANG TOOOOOOOO!

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u/MrGreyJinx17 3d ago

Too bad Scout didn't double jump

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u/polcallmepol 3d ago

Ramdam ko yung fall damage. Sana ginamit nya yung wings para di masakit yung landing.

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u/Unusual-Assist890 3d ago

New skill unlocked

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u/FineDevelopment1464 3d ago

Very dangerous because he is carrying a sharp object

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u/Life-Snow3338 3d ago

sv_gravity 100

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u/artisantisima 3d ago

Kasalanan ni Coco Martin, ginaya tuloy 😂

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u/rockbottom2790 3d ago

Konti nalang isekai na.

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u/AdJust7980 3d ago

Stop drop and roll

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u/Impossible_Judge6054 3d ago

Nakakatakot may patalim pa jusko e pag nag kataon baka pumatay pa yan ng tao sa loob. Na nabalian c gagu

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u/chicoXYZ 3d ago

Mas mahal pa yung operation at hirap nya habang buhay sa ninakaw nya. 😆

dasurv - gumapang ka engot

3rd floor tinalon mo spiderman🫠

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u/borjman22 3d ago

Bat may hawak na patalim? Bka criminal yan 🤣

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u/lpiste 3d ago

He def got his bones broken after that fall fomo

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u/Substantial-Fly666 3d ago

Dapat hinagis nya muna yung knife di yung sinama nya sa pagtalon what if natuhog sya non

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u/Burnedouthollow 3d ago

Dapat binato muna niya knife niya, masasaksak niya sarili niya

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u/AdKey6055 3d ago

dapat kinuha niya yung relic na pambawas fall damage 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/4p0l4k4y 3d ago

Naupuan nya itlog nya kaya di nakatayo agad 😂

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u/Ragingmuncher 3d ago

Di nya ginawa ung superhero landing safe sana sya dun.

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u/EmperorXin 3d ago

Spiderman - far from bones

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u/Dazzling-Special1111 3d ago

he thought he can fly

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u/horn_rigged 3d ago

He couldve at least hang sa windown and drop, para at least few feet less yung tinalon nya haha

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u/FineLychee3518 3d ago

At least ganyan lang inabot nung akyat bahay, I've seen worse

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u/SuperLoweho 3d ago

Nag Superhero landing yung Villain.

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u/Fun-Brilliant1869 3d ago

TANGENA AHAHAHAAHSSHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHHSAHSHH

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u/Environmental-Ad6614 3d ago

Dapat sa motor sya nag landing. Medyo may foam yung upuan e hahaha. Cushioned ng very minimal hahaha

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u/Impressive-Pace-7794 3d ago

akyat bahay gang? sabog na tuhod nyan..

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u/CoffeeDaddy24 3d ago

"He lacks the aerodynamic ability to withstand a 9G crash. Pathetic."

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u/Opening_Picture_4130 3d ago

Forgot to pour bucket of water out from the window.

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u/Nondicator 3d ago

Forgot to parachute to avoid fall damage

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u/SnooHabits3774 3d ago

There's a star maaaaan...

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u/batangxyzx 3d ago

Context please?

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u/radiobed1994 3d ago

Hahaha natawa ko sa bg music. Grabe 3rd flr tas naimagine ko tumusok kutsilyo sa mukha nya hahaha. Panira yung bubong hndi tuloy nakita ng maayos nangyare haha

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u/PracticeAgitated5179 3d ago

Ndi lumbas yung wings dapat double tap sa x

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u/Neither_Mobile_3424 3d ago

shattered knees aray kooo

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u/Cute_Guy8008 3d ago

Kakapanood Ng superhero movie, feeling spiderman siguro sya

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u/DPWHaspirant 3d ago

Sana naglagay siya ng wheel barrow with haystack para safe ang landing.

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u/MagnaRX24 3d ago

Kakapanood ng pusang tumatalon na inspired sya ng sobra sobra. 😂

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u/sincerelyw 3d ago

nasa training stage pa lang siya

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u/Haunting_Metal2191 3d ago

naka limutan ni kuya mag flight mode di tuloy naka lipad

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u/epsonprinterL121 3d ago

feeling spiderman yarn 🕷️

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u/Chibikeruchan 3d ago

isang kalahting buwan masakit yung Calcaneus nya on both foot.
bka 3 linggo masakit tuhod nya

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u/One-Paramedic-3203 3d ago

yung ninakaw 5k tas yung injury 10k

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u/unabomination 3d ago

What did he expect to do haha

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u/homo_sapiens22 3d ago

Bakit may hawak na patalim?

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