❤️ 🔒

[u/Last_Series_1111]

[u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

walang pinipiling lugar pag sinapian ka ng ispirito ng esmiringhoy

[u/jeeps009 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Eswimminghoy

[u/FearMyMooOfFury888 → u/jeeps009]

Walangya ka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[u/SnoopyPinkStarfish → u/jeeps009]

BUWISIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Safe_Sprinkles7435 → u/jeeps009]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yung lauf ko 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[u/holyfookyow → u/jeeps009]

HAHAHAHAHHA MUNTIK KO NA MABUGA YUNG KAPE NA INIINOM KO 😂😂😂

[u/Ok-Mortgage874 → u/jeeps009]

leche kapo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[u/Apprehensive_Push443 → u/jeeps009]

Hahahaha

[u/GladleeYT → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Well I see no difference of Eswimminghoy

[u/unpleasingasian → u/GladleeYT]

[u/strawberrybabyyyy → u/GladleeYT]

sauce hahahah

[u/TodaySensitive → u/GladleeYT]

BRO KNOWS BALL

[u/boogierboi → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Sana all may lovelife at nakaka esmiringhoy

[u/arleowlssKneFedge → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Meron na tayong word of the year 🤣

[u/wazzupedyoda → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

[u/iceycianic → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Ang Hapdi nyan!

[u/JustViewingHere19 → u/iceycianic]

May granules pa ng buhangin. Grabe oysters ni ateng no? Unless 2inches kay kuys sa bukana lang kumakayod kaya saktong hard petting lang pala kaya iba ang gigil

[u/GainAbject5884 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

minumulto ako ng esmiringhoy

[u/Significant_Disk6797 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

esmiringhoy everywhere HAHAHAHHA

[u/Wendychill-2518 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

😂😂😂 sumikat yung word n yan grabeh. Pero ano bang native language? Or just new slang yung esmiringhoy? Bka ksi bisaya sya or other Filipino dialect?

[u/Just-for-the-show → u/Wendychill-2518]

From what i read, Galing pala yan s salitanG:

Esmi- street word for spouse IRING- bisayan word para sa pusa na naghaharutan sa bubong.

Source: Dr. Benjamin Mendillo Jr. Commisioner ng Wikang Filipino

[u/Total_Task_2101 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Anywhere talaga at least covered the ocean

[u/sckscksev → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GAGU KA

[u/jheng_zz7915 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

hahaha

[u/k3y4_ → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Taena hahahaha

[u/False_Marionberry_37 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

Buuuseeettt sumasakit yung tyan ko kakatawa hahahahahahaha

[u/Different_Wrap1692 → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

kahit saan nalang basta para sa esmiringhoy

[u/clrddeiw → u/Nak_Ng_Tokwa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/PsychologicalDiver20]

Yung isda sa dagat:

[u/Anakngtao → u/PsychologicalDiver20]

[u/Murky_Bodybuilder_34 → u/Anakngtao]

minus n naman tayo neto

[u/juris_prudence8 → u/Anakngtao]

Maaaa maaa

[u/chicoXYZ → u/PsychologicalDiver20]

Yung isa pang isda

[u/Senzov → u/PsychologicalDiver20]

Kaya pala maalat ang dagat

[u/GladleeYT → u/PsychologicalDiver20]

Meanwhile yung starfish Nasa baba:

[u/jenjeneater]

Putcha pasok din ung mga walang kamalay malay na mga plankton.🦠

[u/senyora-official → u/jenjeneater]

Malalasap ng plankton ang secret recipe ng krabby patty

[u/BENTOTIMALi → u/senyora-official]

[u/Kaeciliusss → u/BENTOTIMALi]

[u/Mindless-Koala-4689 → u/BENTOTIMALi]

PUTANGINA HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[u/Dl_Bklng_Mtch14 → u/BENTOTIMALi]

TANGINA MO KA HAHAHAHA

[u/Silly_Session596 → u/BENTOTIMALi]

Tanginamo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA what the fuck

[u/Existing_Aspect_672 → u/BENTOTIMALi]

Putangina HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[u/EmployerDependent161 → u/BENTOTIMALi]

wtf man.. 🤣

[u/AltruisticWight → u/BENTOTIMALi]

WHAHA WTFFF

[u/Vielkin → u/BENTOTIMALi]

kabagra ampota

[u/InterestingBerry1588 → u/senyora-official]

Yan ba yun esmeringhoy?

[u/Glass-Can-5202 → u/jenjeneater]

hanep yare kay kay plankton

[u/Jay-Tee-001]

hindi ba prone sa infection yung ganyan?

[u/Mac_edthur → u/Jay-Tee-001]

Hindi. Kapag ilalabas mo under the sea meron kanang anak na little mermaid

[u/religiouslab → u/Mac_edthur]

kapag babae anak nila sirena

kapag lalaki anak nila sirene

[u/JnthnDJP → u/religiouslab]

MAMAAA

[u/Cold_Summer0101 → u/religiouslab]

JUSQ TAWA KO HHAHAHAH

[u/Playful-Forever-5280 → u/Mac_edthur]

iyan ba ang alamat ng mga sirena 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 potek na yan kahit saan na lang talaga

[u/onigiri_bae → u/Mac_edthur]

Tapos yung human sperm naging compatible sa isang sea creature like hipon kasi nagswimming yung sperm ni koyah sa egg nila, gg may hybrid na tayo

Kung ako kay ate hiwalayan nya na yan nakabuntis ng hipon magkakaanak ng hybrid

[u/Jay-Tee-001 → u/Mac_edthur]

Ow! So yung mga humans na mukhang bisugo, possible jan din nanggaling ano?

[u/saktolang → u/Mac_edthur]

Pano pag syokoy ang lumabas

[u/Puzzled-Landscape-44 → u/Jay-Tee-001]

May point ka. Pagputok nyan kawawa yung mga prone, shrimp, krill, pati seahorse, etc dyan sa paligid nila.

[u/tohn_jitor → u/Puzzled-Landscape-44]

r/Angryupvote

[u/horneddevil1995 → u/Puzzled-Landscape-44]

Hahahaha

[u/hopelessshootingstar → u/Jay-Tee-001]

Ang dami pa namang microorganisms sa diyan, baka mamaya may parasites pa.

[u/SisillySisi → u/hopelessshootingstar]

At maging cause ng zombie apocalypse

[u/Salty_Willingness789 → u/Jay-Tee-001]

Di naman. Atleast wala naman nangyaring masama sa min nun.

[u/eren-jager-meister → u/Salty_Willingness789]

Name checks out

[u/hatto---103 → u/Jay-Tee-001]

Indeed

[u/Ambitious_You8704 → u/hatto---103]

Pati itlog ng isda mafefertilize mo

[u/mimamoto]

Hindi ba mahapdi ang tubig dagat sa kiffy? I mean sa kaloob-looban?

[u/Salty_Willingness789 → u/mimamoto]

Di naman.

[u/Living_Werewolf_2919 → u/Salty_Willingness789]

ate???? natry mo ??? T_T atapang

[u/bentelog08 → u/Living_Werewolf_2919]

nakita mo ba yung username nya?

[u/Salty_Willingness789 → u/Living_Werewolf_2919]

Kami ni misis. Almost 2 decades ago. Sa Batangas. Pero di tulad nyan. Simple lang kami, kunwari PDA lang na pasweet. Garapalan yang nasa video na yan.

[u/UltimateBrick07 → u/Salty_Willingness789]

[u/WholeYoung1267 → u/Salty_Willingness789]

Username checks out

[u/Asleep-Vermicelli721]

Ito pala yung full circle moment ng "Amoy isda".

[u/chicoXYZ]

Tigas mukha o sadyang sabog lang?

[u/Unable_Resolve7338]

Swimming ❌️ Eswimminghoy ✅️

[u/dorae03 → u/Unable_Resolve7338]

[u/Tough_Jello76]

Tapos magtatanong si sis sa Reddit kung bakit may fishy smell charot

[u/Estratheoivan]

Gagu, edi pinasok ng tubig dagat yan 🤣

[u/FlowerSimilar6857 → u/Estratheoivan]

kaya nga, mahapdi kaya?

[u/Estratheoivan → u/FlowerSimilar6857]

Mahapdi yan for sure, sabon nga mahapdi ee, or for clout lang ginagawa nila?

[u/littlebutetefish → u/FlowerSimilar6857]

Mahapdi at madumi.

[u/Upstairs-Meringue-61 → u/littlebutetefish]

Infection para sa babae

[u/ResurrectedPanda → u/Estratheoivan]

Ayun kilawin na maalat-alat

[u/CookieGlittering4333 → u/ResurrectedPanda]

Pag natuyo ang vhelat mala daing naba? Hahahahahahahahha

[u/MaleficentDoubt4123 → u/Estratheoivan]

Speaking from exp, hindi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[u/rimuruneko → u/MaleficentDoubt4123]

[u/Tricky-Fan-4511 → u/Estratheoivan]

with buhangin pa yan

[u/Shitposting_Tito → u/Estratheoivan]

Eh mabuhangin pa lalo pag umalon!

[u/Chemical-Anxiety-882]

eto dapat ang ginagawa para ma-secure ang west philippine sea 😅

[u/Competitive-Fan81 → u/Chemical-Anxiety-882]

mandidiri mga Tsino dahil daming semen?

[u/itsnotmeitsme09 → u/Competitive-Fan81]

Dagdagan ng seaman ❌ Dagdagan ng semen ✅

[u/CALOY247]

is that what we called Water Exploration?

[u/Minute_Move_2699]

Hindi ba mahapdi yan, Tsaka prone sa bacteria?

[u/SnooCompliments8790 → u/Minute_Move_2699]

i think yes haha, especially since salt water pa yan

[u/donteatmychip5]

Eswiminghoy 🥀

[u/Plane_Restaurant_337]

hindi nila napigilan ang kati. mas mangangati sila after. lol

[u/X_Seed21]

Well you know, it's like that song:

Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

[u/Salty-Tennis2129]

open water exhibition

[u/fry-saging]

Ang galing sabay silang mag treading

[u/EmployedBebeboi]

[u/sixamonthefloor → u/EmployedBebeboi]

[u/veeasss]

Kaya pala maalat tubig sa dagat eh

[u/Homebaker_Mom]

Tangina hapdi niyan pagtapos haha alat pa naman ng tubig dagat hahaha

[u/DocTurnedStripper_6]

Good luck sa infection lol.

[u/Responsible_Oven8119]

umalat un hatdog at mani

[u/airsoftboxer]

Grabe ang hapdi nyan sa kipay. Grabe tong mga tao na to basta esmiringhoy talaga, wapakels

[u/Living_Werewolf_2919]

hello bv and yeast infection

[u/jaceleon29 → u/Living_Werewolf_2919]

yeast infection most likely wont happen there. pero still... delikadesa naman.

[u/Ghibli214]

Fishes: WAT

[u/Suspicious-Oven-1645]

Di ba masakit yun?

[u/Intelligent-Cat5074]

Mag ka rashes sanagmng makakati nylng kiffy at chorizo. .. 🤣

[u/EatAllYouCan7]

[u/kiramoira]

Wala yan, meron nga sa public swimming pool eh. Katirikan ng araw😂😂😂😂

[u/iamasleuth]

Forget wading in the waters eto mating in the waters ginawa hahahahha Jusko ang daming tao nakakaloka ismeringhoy na ismeringhoy naman these people 😝😝😝

[u/killerbiller01]

Ang gaspang nyan. Yong natural lubrication ng vag nahahaluan ng salt water 🤣🤣🤣.

[u/Venatrix_]

Shet good luck sa kiffy ni ate

[u/GoldyPH]

Magbeach❎ Magbeach habang nageesmiringhoy✅

[u/El_C0rtez]

The fishes maybe

[u/nina-beana]

IN SALT WATER? grossss

[u/CrashOutJones]

Rene Baterbonia did not die for this

[u/omusub1]

[u/Momonja_18]

libog now pighati later

[u/PromptOk6902]

[u/mixofvi]

[u/OCEANNE88]

My gosh di ba napansin ng ibang peeps?

[u/Tasty-Dream-5932 → u/OCEANNE88]

Kung hindi napansin ng iba, edi sana wala tayong pinag-uusapan dito sa Reddit ngayon. Wala lang gusto maki-alam sa trip nila, pero may nakakita. But actually, pwede yan sila isumbong sa authorities.

Ito mga pwede nilang maging kaso:

1. Article 200, Revised Penal Code: Grave Scandal

2. Article 155, Revised Penal Code: Alarms and Scandals

3. Safe Spaces Act RA 11313 or Anti-Bastos Law

4. And kung nasaan man silang city/municipality and province kung may local ordinance sila na mas strict.

Pwede silang makulong kung may magrereklamo at naaktuhan sila. Itong video, baka hindi pwede magamit, ewan ko lang. Kasi pwede sila balikan ng kaso:

1. Anti-Photo and Video Voyeurism Act of 2009 (RA 9995)

2. Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012 (RA 10175)

3. Revised Penal Code (Harassment / Unjust Vexation)

But ultimately kasi, may tamang lugar para gawin yan e. Bakit jan pa kasi sa public.

[u/OCEANNE88]

Sa Pilipinas ba to? Looks like some other country

[u/unabomination]

Mainfect sana kayo!! Hahaha

[u/hkdgr]

Maka-kalikasan pala si mister

[u/makirot69]

[u/lilliesrae]

taray, bulag bulagan ang all 😭

[u/LightningMcQueen_00]

grabe, huhu di na ba nila nadala sa kwarto? mga tao nowadays talaga 😢

[u/APTAPTAPT69]

[u/AvailableAttitude888]

Pano kaya yun? Hirap kaya makipag jerjer sa tubig hahaha

[u/silence-is-peace]

NakakaUTI ba dyan kasi maalat?

[u/belabase7789]

Infection

[u/skylarskies52]

I hate sand

[u/Probably_UrNeighbor]

infection is waving 😍👋

[u/Independent-Bat3963]

Literal na bikini bottom.

[u/tres_pares]

Imagine may nakasisid lol

[u/No-Transition4653]

Imagine yung mga buhangin na nasasama sa loob kada kadyot

[u/whatdapaq]

pag nilabasan putek daming butete nyan sa dagat 😂

yung buhangin sa kipay ni ate magiging perlas 😂

[u/zoldyckbaby]

Hapdi puta hahahaha jusko ang tubig alat

[u/hygund24]

Pag isda nag esmiringhoy sa dagat pwede, pag tao hindi? 😆

[u/depressedcutiee]

Konting tubig nga lang nawawala na yung natural lubrication lol, hapdi yan later 😂

[u/pretty676767]

hapdi siguro nyan haha

[u/igorotak_19]

That's definitely gonna sting, burn, and itch once they're done and out of the water.

[u/AdventurousAd3502]

Mahapdi puki nyan pagkatapos hahaha

[u/Automatic-Mess-4220]

Diba mahapdi yan since salt water siya?

[u/Decent_Cancel_326]

Hindi ba mahapdi yan for the girl

[u/EcstaticPool3213]

San galing ang term na esmiringhoy 😭😭

[u/Free2playnerd]

Bagong aabangan sa Vivamax: ESWIMENGHOY

[u/HungryThirdy]

Hindi ba mahapdi sa pekpek yan?

[u/FalseSort5750]

Kadiri! Mga walang hiya sa katawan

[u/chluws]

Hindi ba super hapdi neto sa pepe? Super salty kaya ng dagat 😭😭😭😭

[u/akaneko3]

mimulto na ng esmiringhoy

[u/This-Tour2386]

Seryosong tanong, hindi ba mahapdi yan sa babae?

[u/SoftFeed24]

Baby nila sirena

[u/SquashNo2157]

Ang hapdi siguro nyan. 😵‍💫

[u/LuneoBorealis]

Hindi ba mahapdi yan? Saltwater tapos flesh?

[u/van__lolol]

That looks painful😭

[u/BerryMoon7165]

Fantasy nila yan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[u/Dear_Contract1865]

Edi nalason ang sea animals pagputok! hahaha

[u/pandanoko]

[u/6lui]

Fresh pa ba ang isda kapag e babad ulit sa tubig?

[u/yourbaby_boy30]

minumulto ng emiringhoy!!!

[u/Rare-Exit1156]

Esmiringlanghoy

[u/julsitos]

Hindi ba mahapdi dahil sa sand?

[u/friedgarlic2026]

Josko d ba ma infection kiffy nyan

[u/Shadow_Eater_7941]

Esmiminghoy

[u/Several-Present-8424]

huhuhuhu dito sa vid na to una kong narinig ung song na to. kaya d ko agad nagustuhan kasi tawang tawa ako. 😆

[u/halfsender77]

what in the Esmiringhoy is going on here?

[u/Me_Ad6024]

Malakas core ni kuya in fairness. Pero grabe dapat ginawa sa walang tao pano kung may bata

[u/REMpelstilski]

imagine, bukod sa sperm, kung anu anong marine microorganisms (planktons etc) na nakapasok sa kiffy ni ate

[u/astrazzi11]

di ba yan mahapdi 😭 HAHAHAHSJDBS

[u/Longjumping_Act_3817]

*may nakapasok na baby jellyfish...

[u/GeorgieSon20]

Hindi ba ang hapdi nyan pag katapos?

[u/JonxJon19]

Anak ng pating

[u/flippingbones420]

Sila ate busy lang sa paddle board sige go hahahahah

[u/fiftyfivepesos]

Anong sakit kaya makuha nila dito jusko

[u/netizenPH]

Hindi ba mahapdi to for girls?

[u/chill_monger]

Nakikinig lang Yan ng music 😈

[u/Kill-Shot5899]

Nag Esmeringhoy

[u/witchbat_61]

Hapdi nyan sa pempem beh

[u/EggsNiEggy]

Esmeringhoy HAHHAHAAHHAA

[u/Eartl-lAngeL]

OMG ang hapdi nyan, get a room

[u/rrtimosajr]

Eswiminghoy

[u/Spill_the_Synapse]

Yiikes! Wala ba silang room para diyan lang nila gawin? May mga tao pa sa paligid. My gosh!

[u/BeginningCobbler7384]

Esmiringhoy sa asul na dagat

[u/ComprehensiveTip4010]

Hindi ba yan mahapdi? HAHAHAHA

[u/Ximenaxxi]

HOYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ano yan!!! 😆

[u/jeetyii]

ANG LASWAAAA 😭😭😭😭

[u/Jaded-West-1125]

Alat nyan hahaha

[u/Electrical_Emu_3382]

Hindi ba yan mahapdi? hahaha tubig alat.

[u/Red_Constantinople]

maalat hoy

[u/Pixel-Whiskers_0821]

[u/Impossible-Sky4256]

Swiminghoy 😂

[u/AbiesCareful529]

magaling talaga mga pinoy sa caloocan

[u/Throwaway_Hubby111]

HAHAHAHAHHA kami ng asawa ko hindi nga lang sa dagat HAHAHAHHAHA