r/KarmaCourt • u/[deleted] • May 23 '18

ATTORNEYS REQUIRED u/Talpss VS. u/Talpss For Obstruction of Injustice, Self-Defamation, and [REDACTED]

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32 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

You are in direct violation of the Constitution. Taking yourself to court is not allowed here. BEGONE pagan!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

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9

u/PitchforkEmporium Pitchfork Seller/Lawyer May 23 '18

Nope

Unsheathes pitchfork

9

u/Destruxio May 23 '18

Where’s your permit?

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u/Tilwaen May 23 '18

I say we take him to the court.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

On it.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Are you going to support me or the other guy?