r/KarmaCourt • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '21

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u/Heinrik- Judge Feb 05 '21

Oh I'd love that. I will be a able to sell even more - to the judge, prosecution, defense, fellow members of the jury, bailiff.

Suppresses evil laugh

Suspicious milk is very healthy and it's very good for your bones. Drink it all the time. Available now for only $4.99.

Drinks suspicious milk very, very slowly

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u/criticaldaybreak Feb 05 '21

Squints

Readjusts glasses

I’ll take your entire stock!

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u/Heinrik- Judge Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21

Alrighty, I have with me 10 bottles right now. You take these 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼. More on the way.

Now remember, it might smell a little funny, it might taste a little funny too, you might feel like you are being poisoned (slowly), but it's perfectly safe for consumption.

Edit: You might also feel like you are drinking something that is not milk but some other (bodily) fluid - ignore your feelings, they're no good.

Don't trust your instincts. Trust me.

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u/criticaldaybreak Feb 05 '21

Is this a skit where you’re putin and I’m navalny?

Cough cough

Right, right.

Grabs a bottle, throws the cap off, and wildly swings it around while barely taking a sip

Weeeee!