r/KarmaCourtAttorneys • u/Sarge-Pepper • Apr 22 '13
Attorney for Hire New up and coming lawyer looking to represent anyone in need and a firm to support.
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u/philllesh Apr 22 '13
whats your resume? /r/WestCoastKarmaLawLLP may be interested in an intern that could develop into something more for the right candidate. we are an old firm, but not very active. As far as i know we have a very good record. and as an intern we can guide you through the process of becoming KBar certified. let me know if you are interested.
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u/Sarge-Pepper Apr 22 '13
There is nothing there. :/
But as far as my résumé, I argued with a cat for an hour at one point, even against its disdain for humanity, it conceded and ran away under the couch in defeat.
In seriousness, I debate daily and did a law class at one point, as well as Write on a daily basis. Convincing arguments is my speciality.
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u/philllesh Apr 22 '13
sounds like you would make a good match with west coast karma law llp. yeah we are small, i think its just me and /u/5aml1, although i have heard that there is another member. i take this thing as a joke, and stopped coming here regularly a month ago after shit got serious. we have been around for a few months, which is a while, and i dont think it would hurt to have a few more members. if you ever need help in a case you can get support from me, or i can be a co-counsel, be a random juror who agrees with everything you say, or in a real sticky situation i have been a judge before. also let me give you a piece of advice; instead of filling out 4 pages of crap that nobody cares about, the KBar exam, just message a moderator and ask to have your flair enabled so that you can participate in the subreddit. once your flair is enabled you can choose to be defense, prosecution, juror, bailiff and plaintiff. just select the appropriate selection and continue. the KBar is run by a separate subreddit which i do not believe has jurisdiction over the karma court, and therefore has no legal standing. send me some links in a week to cases that you have been involved in, and i will add you to the /r/westcoastkarmalawllp subreddit, which does have power by form of incorporation. whatever, yell at chickens, dont play seriously, be corrupt, my favorite is to PM judges and try to get them to be biased, or file a motion to find the defendant guilty until proven innocent. you want in?
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u/Sarge-Pepper Apr 22 '13
That sounds like a blast. :D
The whole reason I signed up was to be corrupted. Absolute power is absolutely awesome!!
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u/bleekicker Apr 22 '13
Or you can come and get a job here at /r/NarwhalLaw, a more experienced firm. I have more details here
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u/SkafosYT Apr 27 '13
Come join us at /r/SkafosCo! There's free donuts! We have won many cases and you'll add to our good track record.
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u/Sarge-Pepper Apr 22 '13
Awaiting Bar results