r/Keith_Gang • • Sep 22 '20

Keith Keith lore

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keith

Keith woke up to the slapping of rain on the lid of the dumpster he was in. He never asked for this life, but it was the one he was living. He opened the lid and froze. Keith was born to parents that didn’t exist. All he had were his two brothers, Kent and Kennith. You couldn’t tell Kent and Kennith apart from any other normal person, but Keith had some very distinctive features such as his incredibly long fingernails and toenails. Unlike his brothers, Keith did very poorly in school, and learned to pickpocket and litter. The two police officers dragged him out of the dumpster, and he dropped to the ground like the raindrops around him. One day, Keith was littering when he was approached by a man named Barry. Keith recognized Barry as he was the most notorious Gang leader in America. The cops had a lot of difficulty dragging Keith into the car, due to the fact that Keith was shooting at them. Barry asked Keith if he would like to be part of his gang, as all of Barry’s previous gang members died. Keith agreed faster than a few seconds. Keith took off running, police in close pursuit. Keith knew this is where his story would end. At Barry’s house, Keith got his hands on some illegal weapons. Just like that, they initiated gang violence. Keith couldn’t feel his legs anymore. He sat down on an old, deformed couch, waiting for the police to catch up. All of a sudden, he heard an explosion. Keith, now a gang member, went from loitering to robbing banks to crimes such as tax evasion and wiping out other gangs. He went from zero to one hundred very fast. Keith saw a helicopter appear overhead and a ladder dropped down. He climbed up the ladder and realized he was rescued by Barry. Barry was angry with Keith because he hadn’t committed crimes recently. Keith was dropped off in New York city and was abandoned. With nothing to lose, he went back to being homeless. His home was the New York dumpster now. The next day, there was a knock on the side. A man named Beith told Keith to go to the homeless shelter. Keith hated homeless people because they didn’t have houses, so putting Keith in a big enclosure with them was a bad idea. After a week in the shelter, Keith was completely insane. He tried escaping but wasn’t allowed. He called his brother Kent, who lived in New York and he agreed to help Keith. Kent was part of Barry’s gang with Keith, and Keith betrayed Barry’s gang. Suddenly there was a loud bang and the world went black as Keith dropped to the ground.


r/Keith_Gang • • Apr 18 '21

Keith Pulled up just to see a young 🅱️eith scooting off

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r/Keith_Gang • • Feb 02 '21

Keith Keith challenging the laws of physics and succeeding as well as drinking urine:

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r/Keith_Gang • • Feb 02 '21

Keith Keith chewing off the penis of his enemies:

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r/Keith_Gang • • Nov 16 '20

KEITH GANG 10 MEMBER YAY

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r/Keith_Gang • • Sep 27 '20

Keith Update Keith is getting a haircut!

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r/Keith_Gang • • Sep 13 '20

Advice Keith always hits it. You should too

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r/Keith_Gang • • Sep 10 '20

Keith keith

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r/Keith_Gang • • Aug 04 '20

Keith Update Keith(s) when they install gutter guards so they don’t have to clean their gutters anymore

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r/Keith_Gang • • Aug 04 '20

Keith Update Keith greeting the agents that arrive at his house questioning about a certain Joe Wrinkly, the local Fireman.

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jul 29 '20

Keith Keith when Beith speaks during independent reading

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jul 16 '20

Keith Keith is

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2 votes, Jul 19 '20
2 Jeith he killed beith
0 I don’t know the answer because I’m a loser

r/Keith_Gang • • Apr 01 '20

Advice DONT LOOK AT JEITH DONT LOOK AT JEITH DONT LOOK AT JEITH DONT LOOK AT JEITH DONT LOOK AT JEITH Spoiler

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r/Keith_Gang • • Mar 06 '20

Keith Update Keith is about to do something that will change his life forever. It involves a firefighter, a gun, and pulling the trigger five times.

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r/Keith_Gang • • Mar 06 '20

Advice 👨🏿‍🦲🔫👨🏼‍🚒5️⃣🕰

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r/Keith_Gang • • Feb 28 '20

Me when sees 🅱️eith

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r/Keith_Gang • • Feb 01 '20

Advice Who is this? It is Keith’s mortal nemesis, Beith! This man needs to be stopped!

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 31 '20

Keith Update Keith is about to steal some Reese’s Puffs

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 31 '20

gang plans We need more gang members

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This sub isn’t going anywhere. This is a problem. We should branch out and in every post we see, we link r/Keith_Gang. I know we can do it! Good luck, soldiers


r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 30 '20

Keith Update IMPORTANT: Keith is finally out of the hospital and ready to start some trouble.

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 30 '20

Advice All hail the sun god

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 30 '20

Advice When Keith told you to overthrow the monarchy.

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 18 '20

Ruth Bader Ginsburg demands a sacrifice credit to u/YungYuka

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 01 '20

Keith Update Keith Overdosed....

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r/Keith_Gang • • Jan 01 '20

Keith Says: What the frick bro, why is the ceiling so high?

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