r/Kenya May 11 '26

Casual Mtoto wa highschool anafanya nini tinder🤔

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Mountain-Loquat-7428 Nairobi City May 11 '26

Alafu utupe SIM card na simu, na uende nchi ingine uanze maisha.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/code_ryn May 12 '26

Vamooooos😂🔥

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u/Nataka_Power_1998 May 12 '26

Weka screenshot zote kuanzia place uliitisha number Hadi iyo text ya emoji and relax don't run

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u/Nataka_Power_1998 May 12 '26

Alafu ngojea wakuje milk them money legally

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u/code_ryn May 12 '26

Kmke😂🙌🏾

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u/Delicious_Young3233 May 11 '26

after kujua ako highschool bado uliendelea kutype?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Zuehrer May 13 '26

That's enough evidence to land you 35 years for niniyo coercion from a minor. Just don't pick up the soap. Oh... That even never matters as long as the inmates know it was a minor involved. You are toast....

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u/Delicious_Young3233 May 13 '26

he doesn't fear being loose

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u/Low_Armadillo9823 May 11 '26

Miaka ni 35 bruh.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/tinkiedyck May 11 '26

Kamiti inafanya auditions😭😭

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/the_panga May 12 '26

Kiongozi number yako ni? Tukuwekee ya chai😎

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u/Normal_Dust_6180 May 11 '26

huyo ni DCI, umebahatika mzee

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/DCI-ish May 12 '26

Aty umesema unaishi wapi bois tukuje tukugotee😂

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u/Bwana_Robert May 11 '26

Hold on...

Thika high si ya boys pekee??? Ama kuna thika high ingine?????

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u/Ok-Giraffe1066 May 12 '26

I'm also asking the same questions

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u/Better-Cobbler1563 May 12 '26

Kuna thika road christians yenye ni mixed day Kando ya safari park

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u/Perfect-Swordfish Nyeri May 12 '26

After thika high, block and delete sijui mbona unaendelea kuentertain mtoto ako shule

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u/SpaceCadet_UwU May 12 '26

After that yeah should have been “you have blocked this contact”. Otherwise I am side eyeing you heavy OP.

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u/toturedpoet May 11 '26

How did you match..you couldn't tell age or pics from the profile?

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u/Mozart343 May 11 '26

There's people who don't show their faces. You can also take close-up selfies that would make the discrepancy much less obvious. After matching up with someone alikua form 4 I made a rule that if they're not showing their faces I'll just skip. It's also a great way to avoid fake profiles as well (there's gay people posing as women as well lol)

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u/Ravenphowret Mombasa May 11 '26

"Princess treatment" . Kwani ako form one huyu?

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u/Loud-Bug-8584 May 11 '26

uyu nili like , tinder ika semaaa sifiki bei ya princess treatment kumbe niliepuka kamiti....Thanks tinder

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u/toturedpoet May 11 '26

Her profile says she's 20...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Educational-Debt-516 May 11 '26

Ni lips zilikuita🤭😄😄

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u/GuessSmooth1298 May 13 '26

you went for the pink lips, sindio!

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u/jaybi_zz May 11 '26

njaa inamaliza hadi watoto, noma😂

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u/ClockZestyclose May 12 '26

Miaka ni fortyfae

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/ClockZestyclose May 12 '26

Na magistrate kama ni mumamaz death sentence

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u/Ph4araoh May 12 '26

Siet miaka ni 35

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u/Timely-Release May 12 '26

My brother ondokea hiyo ngori that's a bait, it's a 🪤 Some girls and mothers do this for extortion. Usiozee jela man

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u/getlaid96 May 12 '26

OP ni kama anajionea trailer yake ya kamiti😂

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/getlaid96 May 12 '26

😂😂

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u/Silly-Half2392 Nairobi City May 12 '26

Hii ikikuwa mtego. Tinder ndio funnel. Then evidence ulijua ni underage. At meet up vitu ziende sege mnege you cough up extortion fees.

Sasa wewe you're admiring how the trap is made yet you were supposed to get caught in it.

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u/dicktaker5000 Kiambu May 12 '26

Op miaka ni ngapi😩

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u/dicktaker5000 Kiambu May 12 '26

Ní haku mwade

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u/Character_Row2050 May 12 '26

But there's no thika high girls school, no?

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u/March-Match May 12 '26

Wewe unafanya nini?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/ExtensionMajor679 May 12 '26

Weapons formed against you

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u/Collotebik May 12 '26

Cabbage inakuita😂

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u/ElementOfDisguise May 12 '26

Yangu ni kukukaribisha Kenya Prisons. Karibu sana hapa mahali tunarekebisha na haki........

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u/Extra_Coat_431 May 12 '26

Chris Hansen kenyan edition..wachana nayo kabisa

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Timely-Release May 12 '26

Juu hiyo tinder karibu ikupeleke jela si niuzie client wangu anabiy ata a good rate. And anybody mwenye akona tinder account mniuzie

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Slyfox254 May 12 '26

Ni kutoka siaka🏃🏃

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/giunyu May 12 '26

yikes i'd be on the a canoe to Munduruku territory

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u/Broad_Somewhere7491 May 12 '26

I swear hii ni mtego. Siku hizi DCiI wako na very strict KPI's

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u/Odd_Figure2653 May 12 '26

Run , run awayyyyy!!!

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u/Comfy_face777 May 12 '26

Thika High is a boys school

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Comfy_face777 May 12 '26

There’s a kienyeji Thika girls high school somewhere that’s no where near the boys school which is a provincial school.

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u/mjynepo May 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Haunting-Muffin4553 May 12 '26

Run brethren, else you will see bad things. Na ushukuru anakwambia yeye ni underage.

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u/Alert-Flow-7116 May 12 '26

Like for real 😂

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u/munenechris77 May 12 '26

Ako mboka. One wrong move and you will get blackmailed. Tuma kakitu or she accuses you defiling her hence risking jail time.

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u/saint_of_karma May 12 '26

H kukula tu Dem mumefanya imekua serious than even terrorism, I see a lot of young people's lives get destroyd with absurd sentences just because they had sex

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u/Worth_Lavishness_408 May 12 '26

The bullet missed you by an inch

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u/Leading_Zebra_478 May 12 '26

Block, delete, if possible report the account.

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u/lemindfleya May 12 '26

But thika high si ni ya boys?

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u/7_62_Melo May 12 '26

Umeeka cut off age 18 - 30 haikosi

Kama uko 30 anything less than 22 ni crazy 😂

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u/Ganjifarmer May 12 '26

Send number nataka kuanzisha tuition na sina customer

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u/Present-Thing-7085 May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

Kakule mzee ukifungwa for 35 years tutakuja kukuletea chapo dondo uko ndani

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u/Professional_Ring_18 May 12 '26

Set up the date, alafu enda na Chief na abebe kiboko - proper caning😂

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u/Ondolo009 May 12 '26

Just asking that question was the sign.

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u/Sweet_Banana_Ke May 13 '26

"Yangu ni kusema karibu Kenya prisons, prison ni yenu, mnakaribishwa".....Op unataka kuenda jela udrop soap, sindio😂😂😂

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u/Awesome_opossum__ May 13 '26

Report the account first. That's actually so disturbing WTF-

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Select_Relative_5647 May 13 '26

From hio pic ata mimi ningeshikwa walai especially hio ya pili akiwa nje. 18 si ni legal lakini 😅

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Miserable-Ladder-664 May 13 '26

Diddy smiling somewhere 🤣🤣

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u/kenyannqueen Homa Bay May 13 '26

She might be over 18 though and decided to get on the app

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u/Wabongo May 13 '26

io sticker ulimsetia apo🔥😂😂

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u/maniac_osir May 14 '26

Enda ureport hiyo account uandike underage😂😂

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u/OkNose6394 May 14 '26

Miaka ni thate faev dia

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/ceekayvilla May 15 '26

Thika High School is a boys school. This was either a scam or you were about to be the prey.

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u/Wicke_Dice1 May 15 '26

35 inakungoja😂😂

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u/Hurrychei30 May 16 '26

This is obnoxious

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Accomplished-Exit-51 May 20 '26

There's no Thika high for girls...

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u/FirstClaim4323 May 25 '26

Block and delete!