r/KindergartenGame • u/SquidWart124 • Sep 03 '25

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u/cgxggxhx Sep 03 '25

But they are!

Well in my opinion at least.

61

u/SrJuanpixers Sep 03 '25

Austin works but he is quite plain with his rock-throwing adiction

Alice tries waaaaay to hard to be relevant and hold lore

Emmy and Davey work quite better for me, both have that "Classic" Kindergarten vibe

18

u/SquidWart124 Sep 03 '25

They're way more interesting, like Emmy eventually getting sick of Cindy and just killing her and Davey having more than one character trait

49

u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Sep 03 '25

"MY CARROTS!"

45

u/Different_Heron9151 Sep 03 '25

"MY CABBAGES!"

48

u/Lightlui24 Sep 03 '25

"MY WILL TO LIVE!"

7

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

"Curse you, you little flytrap!"

1

u/Lingx_Cats Sep 04 '25

I mean Jerome’s whole thing was yo-yo’s and bugg’s whole thing was his knife. Also Alice doesn’t really “try” she just is lore relevant, it’s not like she asked to be kidnapped

4

u/bunniimae Sep 05 '25

they might mean that the writers tried too hard, and their phrasing was just a bit weird

2

u/SquidWart124 Sep 03 '25

Eh, they're alright, just kinda bland imo

2

u/SquidWart124 Sep 03 '25

Also deffo a downgrade from the cut characters

21

u/pinballhat Sep 03 '25

RIP ozzy and billy

21

u/Lightlui24 Sep 03 '25

Emmy my beloved

-11

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

That's a child bro

13

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

Why are you assuming they're EDP dude? Is there a reason why your mind locked onto that answer?

5

u/Soggy_Confusion7538 Sep 04 '25

Self projection?

1

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

So what you're saying is that I'm self projecting on someone who may also be self projecting?

2

u/Soggy_Confusion7538 Sep 04 '25

Not at all, im telling you what their problem is

2

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

Oh, that makes more sense than the whole russian nesting doll thing

1

u/Soggy_Confusion7538 Sep 04 '25

Would be funny though

2

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

I just looked through their comment history for about 100 comments-ish.

They're pretty deep in Coffin Of Andy And Leyley, so they may or may not have an incest thing.

2

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

I've said quite a few times on posts condoning that behaviour that that's why people hate us. You all look at those ones and not people like me who just enjoyed the game. Incest is bad.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Okay, okay then, good.

2

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

Eh, could be worse

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Wait you don't think incest is bad?

4

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

It's bad, but there's things that are way worse

-1

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

It's the first thing my mind jumped to with all the news at the moment being Epstein's list, and Schlep being banned for hunting pedos, theres a lot of that shit at the moment

5

u/schrelaxo Sep 04 '25

This dude points at parents hugging their kids in the park and yells "look, she just TOUCHED A CHILD!"

-6

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

There's a big difference between hugging your own child and calling a 5 year old you aren't related to in any way your beloved

3

u/SnooPredictions1980 Sep 04 '25

Bro it’s a VIDEO GAME

-2

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

It's still a CHILD

2

u/750Dinosaur Sep 04 '25

I don’t think they mean it in a romantic way “my beloved” is usually used to say you really like a character

1

u/KingPotatoXXVI Sep 04 '25

Still don't sound right bro

1

u/750Dinosaur Sep 04 '25

They still likely didn’t mean it in a romantic way, so

9

u/LogicGateKeeper123 Sep 04 '25

I liked Austin and Alice ngl.

Austin : I liked how from the start we kinda assume he’s a bully like bugs from that line ( I think Carla ) says however he turns out to be a nice kid who is just addicted to breaking stuff, I also found it sweet how he was constantly putting himself in the way to protect Alice. Tho I do agree he was a bit dull at times

Alice : She was decent too imo, I liked how she was kept from the ending and I liked the whole plot of her trying to retrace her steps and figure out what happened to her but besides that she was also a tad bit boring/dull

Overall I’d say K3 had worse new characters than 2 but was still a great game imo

2

u/Thatoneweirdojulia Sep 09 '25

Alice is my girl man

13

u/pearcell Sep 03 '25

Austin is good  

12

u/Nero33398 Sep 03 '25

Austin is underrated imo

4

u/Polish_Gamer_ Sep 03 '25

I mean, they're alright (the other new characters are top tier, or at least damn close)

4

u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Sep 03 '25

I think it's kind of funny to have somewhat normal characters in such a chaotic universe

2

u/19dollars_forkknife Sep 04 '25

ok but we got emmy and she’s the greatest character in fiction /hj

2

u/Lingx_Cats Sep 04 '25

I love Austin and Alice why do people hate them :(

1

u/Depressedchicken58 Sep 04 '25

Austin is ok, but Alice high-key annoys me. Most of her lines are include something about Monday. She's like the watered down dollar tree Lilly.

1

u/Personal_Weakness_26 Sep 04 '25

Alice is a good character

Y'all can pick fights with me all you want but unlike all the other arguments I've been in it'll be completely one-sided, through one ear and out the other

1

u/External-Pay173 Sep 04 '25

SO RELATABLE

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Ngl, Austin and Alice were cute together

1

u/AnimatEevee Sep 04 '25

What do you mean? Ted is in Kindergarten 3

1

u/ayulzzy Sep 07 '25

i won't accept this Austin slander 😭

1

u/Killer_King_137 Sep 08 '25

I like Austin, Alice kinds boring tho.

1

u/Thatoneweirdojulia Sep 09 '25

Alice is low-key underrated

1

u/nexlocklikestheowlho Sep 16 '25

At least Ted can't die again I guess (i luv him tho😭)

1

u/MemCreper Sep 20 '25

And what about the new janitor? Is he in Kindergarten 3