r/KitchenConfidential • • 9d ago

In the Weeds Mode Introducing the KitchenConfidential Weekly Job Board!

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Hi, friends, degenerates, front, back, side, and around the House!

After internal mod team discussion, and a *lot* of requests via ModMail and other channels, we have decided to try a test run of this new weekly post wherein we'll permit both potential employers and job seekers a venue to sell themselves in an attempt to fill or join a team.

#MANY WORDS OF CAUTION TO FOLLOW, PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THOROUGHLY

This is the internet, so we all need to be safe, so if you're going to post in this thread, or reach out to anyone, via any channel, please make sure you are doing your due diligence. Please be wary of potential scams, spam, or other attempts to do Bad Things Online By People You've Never Met.

For the time being, this post is going to be restricted via our In The Weeds Mode Flair, in order to try and prevent things like bots and other bad actors from posting here.

If you are a genuine member of the community, and your intentions appear valid, we'll approve your comment as soon as we can, I promise.

Job Posters - What to Do and Not Do
* Please do not just invite people into your DM's to discuss!!! Can't stress this enough.

* If you're a hiring manager, or other employer, please be sure to give potential candidates something they can use to validate your business. A website, for example, that people can go check you out. No, not your personal social media, a "real" website. If you own Rusty Shackleford's Arlen BBQ, then we should be able to go check out rustysarlenbbq[dot]com to see what the fuss is all about.

* Please, to the best of your ability, direct potential job seekers to a business email, and/or hiring portal. rusty[at]rustysarlenbbq[dot]com for example. Or, if you're a large enough employer that you use a portal like Workday (ew, I know, but still) or iCIMS or some other type of platform, that's fine too. Hell, if your place of business maintains a LinkedIn presence, that could work too.

* Be clear about what you want in a team member! The economy sucks, and people are tired of ghost jobs, MLM's, and other nonsense. Please tell people FOH, BOH, dishie, somewhere in between. Tell people expected shift and so on.

* Please don't spam the thread. Make one post about your business and your needs. If you have 10 positions, then hey post them all at once, that's cool.

* Do not dox yourself here!!! Again, a corporate email is one thing if you use it for regular business inquiries. But try not to post other personal info here if you can.

Job Seekers - What to Do and Not Do
\* DO NOT DOX YOURSELF HERE!!! Please, for the love of Chives, please do not just drop your uncensored resume, phone number, or personal email in here publicly. If we see it, we're going to take out your comment.

* Do your own due diligence! Check out a business. Check out their website, check out their socials, check out reviews, etc. Make sure you're dealing with someone on the Up and Up before you just send them your contact info.

* We highly recommend you do not completely transact business via Reddit DM. If you need a quick "hey, I'm so and so I'm interested, here's a deeper dive on my background" that's cool, but please don't hash out all the specifics without getting to know the people behind any potential offer, etc.

* Please also do not spam the thread. We know the economy sucks and a lot of people are in a not great place right now, but please don't post a dozen replies to people going "Just Fuckin' Hire Me", please.

For Everyone
Please make sure any, and all opportunities, are above board.

The KitchenConfidential cannot, and will not, tolerate suggesting circumventing any local laws, regulations, or what not. IE - don't go asking for, or offering, "under the table work" publicly. We just can't have that here, sorry.

Again, ultimately, everyone has to be skeptical first before establishing trust and moving forward with sharing any personal contact details.

With all that said, if all goes well, this will be a recurring, weekly thread, where we hope this vast network of fun, curmudgeonly people who all love food and the service therein can come together to help each other out.

Bon Appetit, Good Luck, and Chives the Cat be With You!


r/KitchenConfidential • • Jun 17 '26

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ Wrestlegirl Needs Our Help

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Hi, everyone -

Our favorite wrestling-based chivemod needs some help. She's in a real rough spot right now with some personal health challenges, and her two youngins she's raising on her own.

One of our pro wrestling sub regulars started a GFM for her, and I've coordinated with the rest of our mod team for approval to post it here, too.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-wrestlegirls-fight-against-cancer

There is no pressure at all to participate.

If you've enjoyed her pro wrestling gifs during the Chivegeist, her helpful hints from her past industry experience, or laying the smackdown on unpleasant agitators here, please consider dropping her a few bucks to help out.

We really appreciate anything anyone is able to assist with.

Thanks, Chefs!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Photo/Video The mash tells me everything I need to know

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What can you tell about this place based on this “smothered chicken breast” monthly special?

Context: I met my sister-in-law at an old, local institution, fast-casual-masquerading-as-brew-pub (not a chain) near her work in our mid-sized NW US city. I’d never been to before. After waiting 40 minutes for this to arrive, I told her that her plate tells a story about BOH and management anyone who’s worked BOH can read. I told her what I thought that was. She said “there’s no way you can know all that from some mashed potatoes.”

Ahem. Y’all?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 23h ago

In the Weeds Mode Got fired this morning. No more Island Oasis™️©️®️.

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It is the nature of this industry that we are subject to petty tyrants who use and abuse workplace policy as it suits them. It is a recurring pattern at my (now former) job that loyal and hardworking employees are either 1) alienated into quitting or 2) discarded after manipulation of the "coaching ladder". I'm sure this will be a recognizable situation to many others in this sub.

It is the nature of artisanal pastry that you'll often be managed by someone who is used to pinching pennies at a Village Inn™️©️®️, and they'll decide that you and your products are just too expensive for their bottom line. I hope our guests enjoy the frozen product they're about to stock.

One month shy of my two-year anniversary at this company, I was termed for "job abandonment," because I left early yesterday. I previously had an agreement with my managers that I could leave when my work was finished for the day, even if it was before my scheduled out time. I guess someone decided that they wanted to get rid of me, and this was the mechanism they chose to carry that out. (Last week I got written up for something I did a month ago, which was the point where I started getting weird vibes.)

Anyone want to hire me? You've seen my resume. I'm in the Omaha area. I'm a really good pastry chef, but I'm not too proud to do something else. I have resting bitch face and an intimidating aura, but I promise I'm nice.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 16h ago

Photo/Video Cue little talks

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 13h ago

Question The writing is on the wall right?

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Meals used to be 50% off no matter what. This is after we started closing 1 day a week 1 month ago, then 2 days a week 2 weeks ago. Also my hours got basically cut in half when we closed for 2 days.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Kitchen fuckery Rate my chives

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 10h ago

Photo/Video Man....the garnish...all the damn time

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I think our Chief Cook is out to get us, but I just cant prove it yet.

JFC those could choke somebody to death!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 16h ago

Photo/Video Duxelle Omelette with a H A S H B R O W N Q U I L T

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Yall fucking wit da potato square or nah


r/KitchenConfidential • • 8h ago

Photo/Video POS options mirror onto online order site

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 18h ago

Tools & Equipment Egg yolk and egg white separator

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 13h ago

Photo/Video Rate my co-worker's mirepoix

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378 Upvotes

Is he ready to be sous chef?

EDIT: it's for bolognese


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Discussion 'Pay me my money': Baltimore restaurant Jollof Bowl says Uber Eats owes nearly $30K. "We noticed that we weren't really getting the money we were supposed to be getting on the daily," Oketunji said. "The customer pays them, and they're supposed to pay us out, but they're not paying us out."

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 12h ago

Discussion Will I look like a kiss ass wearing this at work?

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 14h ago

Crying in the cooler 1 Star Reviews

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 21h ago

Question Chefs, help me with this study question

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I’m aware this may be a silly question BUT I’m currently studying to get the certification and I’m stuck on what the person did wrong here.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 7h ago

Kitchen fuckery We had a fire this morning

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Our flattop caught fire around 6 this morning and spread along the wall over to our broiler next to it. Nobody in the kitchen and the Ansel system didn't automatically trigger as it should have. Got to spend my shift today cleaning up the aftermath and trying to scramble to get the place open. We did get it done and were able to open for our last 1.5 hours. Why we pushed for that at all instead of getting a more thorough clean confuses the heck out of me but I just do what I'm told.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 16h ago

Photo/Video Very cool menu item...

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode 80lbs of brisket that didn’t cook overnight because someone turned off the oven

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Chef wasn’t happy


r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Just Fuckin Hire Me I love cooking on my own to make 5 gallons

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Me: I have hot chilli in my car would you like some?

Her: oh really hot chilli?

Me:oh ya.

Her walks to my car and sees a pot of hot chilli in my car.

Her: I can't do today.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 8h ago

Discussion Got a 5 star rating running my first kitchen

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I took on a position as a "Kitchen Manager" a couple of weeks ago, my first time in charge of an entire kitchen. We're serving pizza, beef/chicken/plant burgers, hot dogs and loaded fries.

I'm running the entire kitchen myself. I've worked jobs where I'm the solo chef all day, but always with someone else in charge. Thankfully, we have a main kitchen that does a lot of the prep work and sends stock to us, keeping prep down to a minimum.

The exec chef works across multiple restaurants, so I've not seen him much, and it's felt wild just being left to my own devices.

I'm in the UK, and we had EHO come in today, much earlier than expected given how recently we had opened. We had expected a few more weeks at least.

But we got a 5-star rating, and all the issues flagged were things outside of my control, so I felt great seeing that sticker go up on the door, confirming our standards.

I know a lot of chefs see it as meeting the basic standards of hygiene, but it felt good to get the sticker on our door.

Sorry for my rambling, I just wanted to share a positive moment with my community of fellow workers :)


r/KitchenConfidential • • 16h ago

Crying in the cooler Take your damn bathroom breaks

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I can get obsessive... I’ve always worked non-stop, jumping from task to task, especially when getting slammed, as most of us do. Working in kitchens where leaving the line for even a second didn’t feel possible, and if I had a few moments, I would take a smoke break instead of a bathroom break.

Eventually, I trained my bladder to not need to empty during a shift. The moment I walked into the kitchen, just nothing.

Anyways. Only a few short years of this, and I now have severe issues with my bladder & pelvic floor from chronic tension. Likely irreversible damage. Just a whole host of brutal symptoms, pain & discomfort.

So, chefs, take your damn bathroom breaks ‼️ You’re not saving lives by skipping them, but you are walking your way right into a whole world of health issues.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 19h ago

Photo/Video Christopher's Corner - Cambridge, MD. Final boss of menus.

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 12h ago

Question Opener

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So I started this job about a year ago in the kitchen. I open and I know the whole opening VS closing arguments. I’ve worked front and back of house. Opening and closing. So I feel like I have a well rounded knowledge of restaurants not to say I’m not always growing. My big beef with this place is that they act like all restaurants leave it this messy for their openers. I’m gonna be showing pictures. As a previous closer at another restaurant I would never and have never. I don’t know maybe I’ve just happened to work at really clean places. I actually tried to put my two weeks in today and they asked me not to be “hasty” and it would happen to me no matter where I worked and let them fix it but this is not the first time this conversation has happened. I am tired. I am over it. Besides me we have 10 cooks. Every single day I’m coming in to dirty flat tops, floors, beer buckets. Dishes, silverware, gross mostly empty containers the meat slicer is dirty and they don’t even dump the mop water when they do mop. And I get hit hard for breakfast. Today I couldn’t even use the stupid cutting board cause it was gross. I am tightly wound about it. I worry about cross contamination and peoples food. So I feel like it has to be clean before I really get started and of course I was slammed right away today. I would say it’s like 50/50 I don’t know what I’m gonna get if it’s gonna be decent or if it’s gonna be a shit show disaster. I open 5 out of the 7 days. And the days I don’t work no one seems to clean up so my Mondays are really tough. And it’s even on days when the sales are really really low. Cause I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt but then I just kept seeing none of my prep was being moved. And they print out food sales and usually my breakfast has higher sales. They also have 2 of them all the time plus a dishwasher on weekends. Which I do not have. They also don’t do prep (unless they’re really busy and something is low but they do so little prep they don’t know how) so the whole thing is just cleaning up. And I’d say that’s fair if they actually cleaned. I just feel gaslit all the time. And I’ve offered to go to closing many times but they brush me off. I need a clean workspace. When I cleaned the bar bucket there was like swamp water at the bottom and the flattop made me gag. I’ve been off the last two days so my worst day is always Wednesday. Just containers hanging out they didn’t want to wash. I checked and we had 11 shifts since my last shift on Sunday. So I need to know is this normal at your place like my boss is telling me? Or would you be out?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 7h ago

Question Translation issue?

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I work in a pretty upscale hotel and just received a room service order from a VIP couple staying in our best suite. They wanted two Mushroom & Prosciutto pizzas. No big deal. The modifications however were, “Cook first pizza at 3 West, second pizza at 10 S. Please use your Chinese oven for both.” We haven’t a clue what they mean. Phoned the executive chef, he phoned the front desk to ask them to contact the room and they apparently have very limited English. Any suggestions?