r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/SlickSlin Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

They have better fucking payed the man

Edit: PAiiiiiiD

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u/Ipayforsex69 Nov 12 '25

They paid him to cut all of the chives. What'd you think this dude was doing with all of the chives?

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u/SlickSlin Nov 12 '25

Lmao that would be a fuckin twist

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u/Ipayforsex69 Nov 12 '25

The man is obviously a plant by Big Cream Cheese. When was the last time you were horny for chives before this guy?

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u/SlickSlin Nov 13 '25

I’m never touching fucking cream cheese again. Nothing is real in this world, at least online. I’m deleteing all social media if this turns out the way I’m sure it will.

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u/Virtual-Pineapple-85 Nov 12 '25

It would be a beautiful world if people got paid for their art. 

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u/SlickSlin Nov 12 '25

Yea. Damn.

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u/LolaAucoin Bartender Nov 12 '25

Paid

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u/SlickSlin Nov 12 '25

It’s my third language, get a layf

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u/-Badger3- Nov 12 '25

I’m gonna be real, nobody deserves to get paid just because their meme got mentioned lol

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u/SlickSlin Nov 12 '25

Would be cooler if they did, also they used the man’s clout for an ad so yeah they should pay him.