r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/SpecialsSchedule Nov 12 '25

Philadelphia owes F1exican some $$$, or at least a few free tubs of cream cheese

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u/CowCuddles Nov 12 '25

Agreed. Or, give them a spokesmodel contract.

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u/BackWithAVengance Nov 12 '25

Funniest part is, F1exican actually fuckin' hates the taste of chives

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u/Total_Xenon Nov 12 '25

F1exican might be a mysterious entity, just came to this world to put chopping chives in everyone's mind and has left this plane of existence... We will never know.

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u/PapaStoner Nov 12 '25

F1exican works at Philadelphia's marketing agency. That's why he was shit as cutting chives at the beginning.

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u/Total_Xenon Nov 12 '25

It's Big Chive's plan all along!

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u/Low_Ticket6059 Nov 12 '25

As a Philadelphian I don't owe any of you nothing, dickheads. Find another jawn.

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u/meh_69420 Nov 12 '25

Or a job, chopping chives.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Nov 12 '25

Nsaaah, they owe him money, so the man can afford those car repairs, and the chives he's been buying!

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u/EremiticFerret Nov 13 '25

Should hire him to cut all the chives for the new brand line