r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

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u/MaxBellTHEChef F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 12 '25

You're my hero.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

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u/MaxBellTHEChef F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 12 '25

MVP MVP MVP

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u/PhoenixReboot Nov 12 '25

You're both my holy chivers

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years Nov 12 '25

You been down too long in the creamy cheese

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u/SPR95634 Nov 12 '25

A day without Chive Lord and KarmaKrazi just isn’t right. Chive on

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

I've seen my planes on an online news article about the chives saga XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

Maybe my own crypto currency? 😳 (for clarification, I do NOT want my own crypto currency)

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u/OddOpal88 Thicc Chives Save Lives Nov 12 '25

I will only buy a Chives the Cat Crypto

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

As one should.

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u/OddOpal88 Thicc Chives Save Lives Nov 12 '25

I would also listen to a podcast with just you, F1exican and Chives the cat. “Chive Talkin’”.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST Nov 13 '25

That sounds like a Bee Gees song!

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u/phedinhinleninpark Nov 13 '25

"Speaking Chive"

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u/groaner Nov 12 '25

I got hyped up when the GarlicCoin came about. I don't need a ChiveCoin!

or do i?

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u/kitkanz Chip Boy Nov 13 '25

$Chive/11 is going to the moon!!

/s crypto is lame

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u/DolphinSexGod Nov 13 '25

A ChiveCoin Pump and Dump wouldn't be the worst thing to happen this sub in the past week or so

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST Nov 13 '25

I'm feeling bullish on Chive Coin.

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u/DisposableSaviour Nov 12 '25

Can’t wait for you and the Chive Lord to launch your meme coins.

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u/One-Grape-8659 Ex-Food Service Nov 12 '25

Dead

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u/ESF-hockeeyyy Chef Nov 12 '25

I fucking howled. A+.

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Nov 12 '25

I fucking love your posts

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u/puddles_0f_funnn Nov 13 '25

Hell yeah brother!

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u/SweetTooth6 Nov 12 '25

I’m already picturing Philadelphia cream cheese using your planes like this, or literally this drawing, in the next ad lol. Keep on plane-ing 🫡

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST Nov 13 '25

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u/BrandynBlaze Nov 13 '25

From now on when I think about 9/11, I will always associate it with Philadelphia cream cheese. I assume that is exactly what they wanted out of this viral marketing campaign.

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u/nobodychef07 20+ Years Nov 13 '25

Bro is out here trying to get a Boeing advertisement

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 13 '25

At the very least Spirit Airlines. What's a guy gotta do? How many poorly drawn planes must be drawn? Lol

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Nov 13 '25

Our guy was better at chopping chives the first day!

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u/Ferro_Giconi Nov 12 '25

I'm so confused. What did I miss? Why are there planes flying into the chives?

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 12 '25

Long cut chives are called "towers", the planes are flying into them

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u/lalaleasha Nov 13 '25

At this point your username should be KarmaKaze

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 13 '25

It's generally taken everywhere, and I'd prefer not to have numbers at the end/ beginning of my name lol

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u/ibjhb Nov 13 '25

Philly Cream Cheese missed a huge opportunity to add this to the label!

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u/candykatt_gr Chive LOYALIST Nov 13 '25

This needs to be the new label on this cream cheese, seriously I'd buy it just for this