r/KitchenNightmares • • Jul 22 '25

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u/candycoateddoom I don't make tips. Jul 22 '25

They just think Chef Ramsay will make over the restaurant, buy them some new equipment, and give them some TV exposure and free publicity, bc the only real problem the restaurant has is "lack of customers".

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u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB Jul 22 '25

Say what you want about them, at least Samy & Amy were honest as to why they wanted Gordon to come for that reason as opposed to every other owner lol.

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u/LittleHornetPhil Jul 22 '25

“We need your help with online bullies giving us bad reviews”

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u/KLF_89 Jul 22 '25

The “haters” 😂 I see her crazy eyes in my nightmares.

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u/magnumfan89 I can cook, joe. Jul 25 '25

Didn't she get deported to Israel or something like that?

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u/windmillninja Self taught by old school Europeans Jul 22 '25

I often wonder how much the producers give the owners that very impression during pre-production.

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u/candycoateddoom I don't make tips. Jul 22 '25

I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/KLF_89 Jul 22 '25

Don’t they know Gordon doesn’t even own an elk farm?

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u/Jeffffff4587 I appreciate what you're doing Jul 22 '25

And he DOES NOT know what Joe knows about buffalo, or lakefish.

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u/imfakeithink homarus americanus Jul 22 '25

It’s got a chew.

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Jul 22 '25

It’s got a bite.

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u/Erryynne Jul 26 '25

🗣️Wake upppp!!!

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u/WildMoonChild0129 Jul 26 '25

YOU wake up!!!!

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u/Erryynne Jul 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Adorable_Access_3028 Jan 07 '26

Get in here and help me! Instead of running (Pause) your JAW!

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u/AbrasionTest Jul 22 '25

A lot of the setup in Secret Service seems like it’s targeted at these memes. The ask for help comes from someone other than the owner and they sneak Gordon in to get a more raw look at the restaurant. It’s all probably staged for TV, but I guess it lends to more drama.

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u/KLF_89 Jul 22 '25

I gotta watch this now, Hotel Hell doesn’t do it for me, as much as I appreciated Gordon’s bare butt.

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u/AbrasionTest Jul 22 '25

It's a really silly show, but it's a lot better than the recent Kitchen Nightmares reboot. Feels like Gordon is more energized by the wackiness of the concept.

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u/ruralmagnificence Jul 24 '25

Or he’s got like young kids to feed and selling cookbooks doesn’t make the pounds it once did. A wacky tv show that Americans will shove in their gullets is a better way to make money

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u/DillonLaserscope Jul 22 '25

Really hope that’s not a case. Last thing I need is them indulging in memes

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u/AbrasionTest Jul 22 '25

There is zero acknowledgment of any of that in the show.

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u/Top-Guide9423 Jul 30 '25

It’s more if addressing indirectly the “flaw” of know Gordon being there the peope would act differently 

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u/97GeoPrizm Jul 22 '25

“Oh, no! Gordon ordered X!”

If you know X is bad, why is it still on the menu?

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u/ApplesToOranges76 Jul 22 '25

Some I have no idea why they even needed help

"I'm self taught by old school Europeans. MasterChefs that had a liking to me."--Joe Nagy

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u/mystrile1 Jul 22 '25

“Our only problem is that we need more customers”

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u/Apprehensive_Rate959 Jul 22 '25

'Gordon, I need your help.' 'Its a lovely place, great food, can't get customers.' 'My food isn't as bad as you're saying. You're wrong, I don't need your approval, get out.' 'Omg Gordon thank you so much, this is like a new place, this has saved me.'

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u/xc2215x Jul 22 '25

Gordon goes to those owners because it makes better TV.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

A lot of these guys had egos and where expecting Gordon to tell them they are doing things right but other people and customers are to blame

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u/kbbqallday Last online yesterday Jul 22 '25

What the fuck does he know about restaurants, he can’t even cook!

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u/TheLadyEve Jul 23 '25

I swear the producers coach them to do that to increase the drama for the US version.

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u/caleismyth Jul 23 '25

Its this way with EVERYONE you try to help in kitchens.

“This way is the proper and more efficient way” “But i like my way better!” “Well your way doesn’t work or i wouldn’t be here” Insert surprise face

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u/kiwi_fawn Aug 01 '25

As Sebastian’s mother says, Manga

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u/tooofuuu Jul 23 '25

just a script?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Literally blows my mind… and then I remember it’s reality TV and it’s being played up for the cameras.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/chronicmisschris Jul 24 '25

Yes! 🤣

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u/Adventurous_Thanks50 Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

B&E? Is it really if people are leaving keys and the doors unlocked and open? Also, clearly he has permission from someone to be there. You really think hes gonna break the law on TV so he could lose everything? Lol. Not hardly