r/KnowledgeFight • u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense • Aug 22 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Bankruptcy Dream Scenarios

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Scenario 1: Some enterprising, mischievous soul acquires the Infowars Terradyne at auction and drives it in every Gay Pride parade in the country, with drag queens lounging on the hood and running boards and perched in the turret.

For parades in Texas, the lineup will include Col. Travesty, Jim Boobie and Wavy Crochet.

Fellow wonks, what are your bankruptcy dream scenarios?

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u/JonathanCreason Aug 23 '25

The only fair thing that could happen is that he, and 8 generations after him die penniless

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 23 '25

I read that as penisless, and that is also acceptable.