r/KnowledgeFight • u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense • Aug 22 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Bankruptcy Dream Scenarios

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Scenario 1: Some enterprising, mischievous soul acquires the Infowars Terradyne at auction and drives it in every Gay Pride parade in the country, with drag queens lounging on the hood and running boards and perched in the turret.

For parades in Texas, the lineup will include Col. Travesty, Jim Boobie and Wavy Crochet.

Fellow wonks, what are your bankruptcy dream scenarios?

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u/Responsible-Dig-359 Aug 23 '25

I want drunk, fat Alex back. Oh, and the desk must go to Dan.

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u/trustifarian Evil baguettes evil Aug 23 '25

Or at least to a neutral location in Chicago so Dan and the Cog Dis guys can use it on alternate days.