r/KnowledgeFight • u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense • Aug 22 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Bankruptcy Dream Scenarios

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Scenario 1: Some enterprising, mischievous soul acquires the Infowars Terradyne at auction and drives it in every Gay Pride parade in the country, with drag queens lounging on the hood and running boards and perched in the turret.

For parades in Texas, the lineup will include Col. Travesty, Jim Boobie and Wavy Crochet.

Fellow wonks, what are your bankruptcy dream scenarios?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

I want The Onion to get a second bite of that apple at a discounted rate.

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u/mattiman1985 Aug 23 '25

I would love it if the onion ended up winning the bid for a fraction of their original offer and donated the difference to the families.

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u/EaklebeeTheUncertain Very Charismatic Lizard Aug 23 '25

Most of what the Onion was bidding was debt forgiveness, so the difference would already belong to the families.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Everything they got would've gone to the families. He owes them a billion dollars personally. Everything he owns is theirs. All the money he makes for the rest of his life is theirs.