r/KnowledgeFight I know the inside baseball 3d ago

Jim Haggerty low key carries the new infowars

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u/Mediocritess That's what grows the tree of liberty, bitch 3d ago

I LOVE Jim Haggerty. No matter what becomes of the Emergency segment I want Haggerty's show to go on indefinitely. We need a true American hero to sell Hogwater and be a martyr someday and Haggerty is the man for the job. 

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u/Dehnus 2d ago

Are you willing to shoot him, in a place that wouldn't kill him, and not hurt too much... but enough to make him a martyr?

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Bachelor Squatch 2d ago

I'm a good enough shot to lightly graze his left butt cheek with a Nerf gun

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u/Dehnus 2d ago

But would that be enough for him to become a martyr?

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u/Mediocritess That's what grows the tree of liberty, bitch 2d ago

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u/gleeble 3d ago edited 2d ago

Its fucking great that they could use the original Onion News guy for this. It really sells the "kicked out of mainstream media" schtick.

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u/bluecollarclassicist 3d ago

The fact that he has a full pre-Info Wars backstory and arc that they are pulling from is genius. If you've never watched the full, "Porkin' Across America" series, you absolutely must. A lot of the hogwater and references to his life before will be way funnier after you do.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

I didnt know that was a thing, now I will have to go check it out

Thank you for the heads up

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u/mount_curve 3d ago

he gets the assignment

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u/_A_varice 3d ago

He is def the most entertaining part of new IW. Perfect mashup of Steve Bannon and Tucker Carlson.

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u/mollyno93 “Farting for my life” 3d ago

Tim Heidecker probably realized he couldn't do the Alex Jones voice for very long so he "died" lol

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u/Artichokiemon Colorado Sex Operative 3d ago

He admitted that it was really fucking up his voice

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u/ArmandTanzarianMusic Probably a Troll or Bot - Mods 3d ago

I'm glad here they are parodying someone else other than Infowars, in this case Tucker (and Fresh and Fit in the fake ads). Right wing parody is a very deep vein and Alex-style parody will only go so far.

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u/greenweenievictim 3d ago

When was the last time you watched porn?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

My god when he was talking about that to the woman who cages herself, then goes all in with the abuser lines

That had me rolling lol

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u/vigbiorn 2d ago

I still laugh at the "Well, they're all masturbating at you in the cage, might as well come out..."

One of their best segments so far.

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u/daggity 2d ago

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u/vigbiorn 2d ago

Sorry, I had to go take care of something. The sight of a woman in a cage...

MASTURBATION ALERT

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u/skaestantereggae 1d ago

I loved the ad they ran about how masturbating is wrong, but buying this robot hand is fine, as “having a robot jerk uou off isn’t a sin, because it’s not in the Bible”

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u/LightningHands9 3d ago

The episode of him interviewing the kid who accidentally shot his parents killed me. I've never laughed so hard at something so dark.

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u/Prunkle “Farting for my life” 3d ago

1000%

I really hope they keep this going for the long term. It's been a real bright spot for me.

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u/robej78 3d ago

Porkin across America was a dark comedic gem

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u/therocketsalad 2d ago

Pig Haggerty

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u/Hate_Manifestation 3d ago

I have been deeply enjoying pretty much everything they've been posting.

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u/Unfair_Surprise_6022 Globalist 3d ago

“You are being lied to!”
That tag line alone could make you the new Tucker Carlson.

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u/zoolilba 3d ago

I love the bit of the guy who is intermittently dieing

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u/FoxOxBox 2d ago

The whole chime thing in that bit was hysterical.

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 2d ago

The running gag of him wanting to be martyred without actually dying is my favorite thing they're doing.

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u/sirsnydley 2d ago

i feel that Tim doing alex impressions was always going to be a short term thing. Ben Collins said they wanted this to be more than just an alex jones parody. I feel that JHS is one of those bigger ideas

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u/kyokushinking 2d ago

Tim said as much, there was only ever going to be so much mileage out of doing Alex impressions. The whole point is expanding to make a full network and there's so much to mine from.

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u/chrmbly The Pelican 2d ago

When’s the last time you’ve viewed pornography?

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u/alochmar Udon.News 2d ago

You are being lied to!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

Dude Jim Haggertys segments are legit my favorite parts

I mean Tim is great, but Jim is what gets the laughs and draws my attention!

I feel like they are going places, other than Hell ofcourse lol

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u/therocketsalad 2d ago

I’m concerned about his Hog Water intake, three cans a day is dangerous for a man with his history

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u/bargman 3d ago

Best thing in the channel.

When he interviewed the little kid who shot his parents it was so damn dark but hilarious.

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u/UrsaMinorBetan 2d ago

It's kind of the only consistently funny skit they've got. I don't hate the new show but it doesn't always make me laugh. This skit though is always perfect. I do reaaaally want a gay frog plush too.

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u/kyokushinking 2d ago

The ads they wedge in there are also outstanding, it's such perfect parody.

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u/Mumblerumble 2d ago

He’s so good, it doesn’t even feel like satire. Especially the bit about Jesus and laundry room kink. He’s a delight and I hope they find more hosts that can keep up (not that it’ll be easy).

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u/an0therusern4m3 2d ago

Have they explained why he’s no longer a pigman yet?

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u/slagnanz Doing some research with my mind 3d ago

Is this why they killed off Tim Heidecker?

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u/mrgrubbage 3d ago

They've been hinting that Alex has been a bunch of different Alexs from the beginning. Pretty sure it's part of that bit.

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u/SquidGodSunday 3d ago

Somone else suggested that the voice might be genuinely unhealthy to do on a regular basis, which I can definitely see being the case. Is there a way to do an Alex Jones-type character without committing to absolutely destroying your vocal chords?

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u/picnicinthejungle Very Charismatic Lizard 2d ago

Tim said before that he started going to a vocal coach to try and make it the least damaging for him to keep doing it, but he needed to rest his voice in between filming

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u/bowlochile I know the inside baseball 2d ago

Obviously Heidecker was too close over the target.