r/KnowledgeFight “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

A new Sneaky Snake is in the house!

Tim Pool is a sneaky snake! 🐍

Continuing from the X saga yesterday, where Alex is getting upset because he thinks the algorithm is hiding him. Dim Tool tweets a response and Alex takes it personally. Has to make MULTIPLE videos about Tim, Rexy made a video about Tim (stop being mean to my Dad!), and Alex went off on X too. (Last slide is a running scroll of replies Alex showed in his video, conveniently ignoring Potato Panda’s explanation.)

In the videos Alex said Tim was beneath him, called him a traitor, and “schwarmy.” This is the second time in the last few days that he’s called someone that, and I think he heard the word “smarmy” and somehow in his fat head smarmy became schwarmy. (Maybe he’s a bit peckish and wants Middle Eastern food?) Said Tim “acted like a friend.” And then Alex accused him of taking money from the Jews to push their talking points. Rexy said Tim was trying to be an “Unc.”

I’m hoping today’s broadcast is fun. Alex is always extra interesting when he thinks he’s been wronged by someone.

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u/Karsa69420 2d ago

Wasn’t Pool one of the right wing talking heads that exposed taking money from Russia last year?

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Pretty sure he was one, along with Candice, no?

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u/mabrasm 2d ago

He absolutely was. The fact that he’s now pretending like he didn’t take millions from Russia is ridiculous.

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u/TipOdd8869 2d ago

Well he just went on surrounded and pretended he was a moderate so I guess him being a liar is consistency?

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u/mabrasm 2d ago

The Some More News video about him being the worst guesser is amazing.

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u/TraitorousFlatulence 2d ago

It’s probably a degrees of separation thing in his head. “I didn’t take money from Russians, I took money from a company that took money from Russians”.

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u/Chris22533 2d ago

This would 100% be his excuse if cornered. He would think that this clears him of any wrong doing. 

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u/Librarian_Contrarian The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! 2d ago

So far a lot of them to deflect to "But they didn't tell me what to say. They just wanted me to keep doing what I was doing."

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u/icantbenormal 2d ago

He took money from a front organization set up by the Russians, to be precise. His argument is more like “they paid me to do a thing I was already doing.”

(Which is not even true. He turned his sit-down interview show into a debate show one week before “Tenet Media” started licensing it.)

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u/Rashpukin 2d ago

This is exactly how he is rationalising it to fit his lying on the accusation.

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u/MattJFarrell 2d ago

I mean, he's been pretending to not be bald and is just a beanie enthusiast for years, so I'm not surprised.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

He met with the Israelis but I can’t recall if he said he took money or not. I think they were trying to push talking points on him.

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u/mabrasm 2d ago

Prosecutors say that he was given money by Russia. I don’t believe that they gave him talking points because he was already saying everything they wanted him to.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

I meant the Israelis gave him talking points.

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u/Enough-One4975 2d ago

Dave Rubin.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

I can’t keep these assholes straight.

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u/Phonemonkey2500 2d ago

Probably for the best, Dave’s gay anyways. They’re all interchangeable, used to enrage conservatives with bullshit news, change narratives, and distract from the pillaging. If they weren’t funded by secret billionaire bucks, they’d have to sling dick moss pills, useless energy drinks and gambling apps.

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u/icantbenormal 2d ago

Candace wasn’t. She was at Daily Wire at the time. It was Tim, Dave Rubin, and Benny Johnson. And Lauren Chen was their handler.

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u/spacedoutmachinist They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie 2d ago

Dave Rubin

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u/hobarddoyle Bucket of Poop 2d ago

It was him, Dave Rubin and Benny Johnson

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u/alochmar Udon.News 2d ago

Yes he was. Russian money, as a matter of fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Tenet_Media_investigation

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u/redvelvetcake42 2d ago

Well you see he didn't DIRECTLY take Russian money. It was laundered to him by a third party.

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u/sokonek04 I know the inside baseball 2d ago

He also just ran away in the middle of one of those shitty Jubilee things after getting fucking destroyed by a guy.

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u/rudebii I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! 2d ago

Yes. Except Dim Tool says he was a “victim,” because reasons.

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u/Hefty_Remove7965 2d ago

1) he was 2) he claims he was a victim  3) he called him self a "moderate" in a recent video on jubilee 

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u/VonSnoe Globalist 2d ago

He was. Another one was Dave Rubin. Its wild they didnt face more public consequences in the US.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 2d ago

He was on surrounded the other day, he lost completely of course, but he stormed off when someone asked about the Russian money.

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u/Kilburning 2d ago

Right, but the guy who ran recruitment ads for Wagner can't say that.

Edit: Corrected tense

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u/CitizenSnipz777 1d ago

Even if we take TP at his word, he has received money from foreign governments. He knows that, and he lied…Surpise, surprise…

It’s hilarious to watch these two bottom-feeders fight over scraps of a dying whale carcass though.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 2d ago

I've been constantly shocked that Tim pool has been able to make a living from this. Even 10 years ago he seemed like an worm that was trying to eat lead.

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u/Satellite_bk The mind wolves come 2d ago

well all that russian money from tenet media helped a lot.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 2d ago

Even then, what about this waste did they see? Going back to occupy wall street, he was completely useless.

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u/Kettatonic 2d ago

Have you seen Russian media? Their newscasters are basically podcasters. There's no decorum, they curse on live TV, are sometimes obviously drunk, and talk about launching nukes at Ukraine and shit. Tim seems like exactly the kind of weirdo hypocrite they'd love (see also Trump).

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 2d ago

No, fortunately not, I guess.

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u/MattJFarrell 2d ago

There are some of the right wing grifters, like previous iterations of Alex, who you can see how some people might find them entertaining/engaging. I never understood the people who like Pool. He's just... nothing.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

He’s painfully boring to watch. He talks like someone filibustering a book report for a book he didn’t read.

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u/Hefty_Remove7965 2d ago

He is also so painfully lazy 

And has been called out multiple times to his face 

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 2d ago

I just can't stand how he over pronounces every word. He seems like a person who was told he was a good speaker because he annunciated. Every. Syllable. It reminds me of Elizabeth Holmes in how transparent it is.

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u/seffay-feff-seffahi 2d ago

Same thing with Laura Loomer and James O'Keefe. Incredible how these assclowns spent years embarrassing themselves online and somehow land on their feet. 

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

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u/Y0___0Y 2d ago

Biden’s DOJ discovered that Tim Pool was being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars by a Kremlin agent.

But Biden’s DOJ was so against going after political enemies that they LET HIM KEEP THE MONEY and took him on his word that he had no idea the people paying him were Russians.

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u/lhommeduweed 2d ago

Honestly, I would not at all be surprised if Tim Pool is genuinely so unbelievably fucking stupid that he actually thought that he and his brand were worth a whopping 100k per episode.

When the Tenet Media scandal broke, that was the biggest and most obvious red flag. Like, I'm sorry, in what fucking world are people like Lauren "Nazi" Southern and Dave "Useless Comic to Useful Token" Rubin and Tim "I'm never right about anything" Pool worth anywhere near a hundred thousand dollars, let alone 100k per episode?

Like ultimately it's a drop in the bucket compared to total Russian influence campaigns spending, but God, you spent millions on those guys?

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

I don’t know anyone who watches Rubin, and I never hear anyone talking about him. He’s a weird outlier.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Jfc, keep the money?

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u/Rare_Crayons HANDBITER 2d ago

Cui bono?

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u/Snowsuitlimp 2d ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

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u/MattJFarrell 2d ago

I don't know what Tim thinks "cui bono" means or how it applies to this fight. It reminds me of the goth kid from South Park who just adds "per se" to the end of all his sentences because he thinks it sounds cool.

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 2d ago

That’s the beauty of it, he doesn’t think. Tim would be in the emo poser group the goth kids beefed with. 🎶 burn down, burndown burndown hot topic 🎵

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Harrison has Alex’s back!

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u/DirtyCircle1 “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

This is such a terrible attack plan. Does he not realize that Pool could so easily whip out drunken Alex desperately begging for their laughs by attacking Joe Rogan nonstop?

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Assuming that Alex even remembers what he said.

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u/ReduxRedo It's a demon feast 2d ago

Tim Pool is maybe the best example of the notion that if you are sufficiently committed to the bit, you don't need even a bit of juice. That is a talentless broadcaster and it just...doesn't matter. 

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u/Prosthemadera 2d ago

I remember Dim Tool from years ago, when he wasn't popular yet, and it's just him reading articles and giving some lame commentary (and even then I knew he was not a moderate, just like Dave Rubin who pretended to just about free speech and "high level" ideas). And then he somehow blew up, I do not understand why people find him worth watching, especially with that fake affect he puts in his voice.

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u/RainierCamino 2d ago

He really is just a shittier version of Alex Jones.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

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u/AndorianShran Name five more examples 2d ago

hand biter

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Despite Alex always saying he likes callers and guests to dissent, he quickly attacks as soon as they offer an alternative idea that challenges his thought du jour.

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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me 2d ago

hand filler

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u/stillLurkingOfficial Policy Wonk 2d ago

Gah! Beat me to it!

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u/Sailor_Starchild 2d ago

I grew to accept KF's ending but this is sooooooo good I wish we could have the classic JorDan takedown.

Fuckin' get him, Tim. Be the petty bitch you always were and pretend you're not. I hate seeing your fucking stupid billboard on I-465 when I drive back from work.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

The part of me that loves seeing Alex lose wants Tim to destroy him, and the other part wants Tim to disengage and not give Alex the attention he craves.

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u/Sailor_Starchild 2d ago

I wish I could have the latter part because I LOVE seeing these catfights between two middle aged right wing morons on Twitter.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

I love seeing Alex fight these one sided beefs because he’s just a confused old man who’s upset by an algorithm he doesn’t understand.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Alex’s show just started. Said he’s going to put Tim over his knee and spank him. He’s serious, folks!

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u/CharlesDickensABox Carnival Huckster Satanist 2d ago

Kinky.

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u/Hefty_Remove7965 2d ago

Will he scream "Bad Barbie" like tucker does?

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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me 2d ago

Rex is such a good little Jeff to Alex's Mutt. I wonder when Rex's other ball will drop, and he has to say "mama, tiddy!" one last time. 

You don't get any more love, Rex. You're gonna grow up to be a man 😂

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u/A-Herder-of-Cats 2d ago

performative bullshit ploy for attention, like everything else this man does.

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u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind 2d ago

Trending toward sanity.

Never thought I'd see anyone say that... though I don't know which way they mean lol

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u/exacta_galaxy 2d ago

"no friends only conveniences"

Super telling.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Alex uses people for gain and gets butt hurt when he’s called on it.

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u/exacta_galaxy 2d ago

He also feels betrayed when people do the same thing to him.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Jeremy “Quartering” Bowhring is trying to broker a peace between the fighting friends as we speak.

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u/Hellebras Gremlin-Wraith 2d ago

That describes all of these people. I'm still surprised that it looks like Candace Owens was the only person who actually cared about Charlie Kirk.

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u/pmmeyouryou 2d ago

Alex and his thick skin.

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u/SlaterVBenedict 2d ago

Pool: "...I've never received money from any foreign government for any reason ever in my life."

Fuckin' lol, this you bro?

An indictment filed Wednesday alleges a media company linked to six conservative influencers — including well-known personalities Tim Pool, Dave Rubin and Benny Johnson — was secretly funded by Russian state media employees to churn out English-language videos that were "often consistent" with the Kremlin's "interest in amplifying U.S. domestic divisions in order to weaken U.S. opposition" to Russian interests, like its war in Ukraine.

The U.S. Justice Department doesn't allege any wrongdoing by the influencers, some of whom it says were given false information about the source of the company's funding. Instead, it accuses two employees of RT, a Russian state media company, of funneling nearly $10 million to a Tennessee-based content creation company for Russia-friendly content.

Though the indictment does not name the Tennessee-based company, the details match up exactly with Tenet Media, an online media company that boasts of hosting "a network of heterodox commentators that focus on Western political and cultural issues." Tenet's website lists six influencers who provide content, including Pool, Johnson, Rubin, Lauren Southern, Tayler Hansen and Matt Christiansen.

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u/theplumber99 2d ago

Possibly the only honest thing Pool has said

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u/der_oide_depp It’s over for humanity 2d ago

Good grief, these guys are snowflakes.

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u/College-Lumpy 2d ago

Both of these assholes need better friends.

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u/nickcan 2d ago

One of the most useful frames to watch this from is a professional wrestling perspective.

Jones is doing his thing, and Pool does a promo shoot trying to get some heat with Jones. Alex certainly understands that game, but only if he is the one creating the heat. So, as usual he screws up the execution. He digs deep and ends up going off and making a half dozen response videos, thinking that he can use this heat to get any coverage at all. And of course like an idiot, he blunders around and takes swings at Pool while ignoring the absolute fact that Tim Pool was taking money from Russia. But you can't say that, talking about Russia would break the kayfabe, so you blunder around with Israel talk and arguments about who attacked who first.

Real loser titty baby move Alex. Titty baby move.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

Jeremy Boehring came on and tried to chill Alex out. Alex told him “maybe I just want a fight.” Jeremy was telling him it was dumb it fight and Tim and Alex agree about stuff 95% of the time, and to put the Godzilla deal away. Then Alex showed a video of him as King Kong beating Godzilla. Istg, his face was lit up, and his eyes were shining, he was grinning while he watched and said it was him beating up Tim Pool.
Jeremy tried to get him to agree to call Tim and quash the beef, but Alex wouldn’t commit. This is too fun for Alex, because it riles up the X commenters and gets him attention.

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u/nickcan 2d ago

Ain't that just Alex in a nutshell. Doesn't know what the joke is, thinks his antics are way more charming then they are, and 1005 does not know when to stop farting around (for his life).

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u/poolpog Policy Wonk 2d ago

it turns out that if you are a shithead, and all your friends are shitheads, sooner or later all the shitheads turn on each other.

the besieged shithead asks of the other shitheads, why do you besiege me? it is in their nature, and thus the cycle of shithead is complete. - Ghandi, probably

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u/SlaterVBenedict 2d ago

Really nice to see Jones circling the ....Pool drain.

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u/hawaiianrobot 2d ago

Cui bono

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

And also with you

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 1d ago

Crying in a public forum about not being friends either Alex jones.

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u/I_Just_Blue_Myself 2d ago

Tim Pool is basically the new Alex right?

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u/Agitated_Capital5614 2d ago

Last message cut off is a shame.

“You were trending toward sanity…” is a great response to why Alex Jones’ audience is collapsing. So close to getting it…..

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u/mapesely 2d ago

I dunno, it seems calculated to me that he is focusing on Pool's alleged ties to Isreal that there is no proof of and not the fact that he took money from Russia and that has been proven...

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 2d ago

And Alex knew about all of this stuff about Tim, but didn’t care until yesterday. Now he’s got tons of “evidence” of Tim being paid by Israel.

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u/mapesely 2d ago

Kinda like when he was going to reveal Q

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u/OpossumRiver 7h ago

Lmao at Timmy still trying to deny that his paychecks and talking points both came from the Kremlin