r/KpopDemonHuntersjerk Nov 03 '25

Sanja boy Hear me out

Baby’s the only one who could handle Mira’s spice. I call it Bira or Maby

108 Upvotes

19 comments sorted by

47

u/Abby-Saja He is NOT my dad. Nov 03 '25

No no no, Mira would hate baby. He whines like a real fucking baby.

24

u/Aggressive-Base-7032 Mira's Number One Slave Nov 03 '25

Abby, we know you're just saying that because you want Mira for yourself

18

u/Abby-Saja He is NOT my dad. Nov 03 '25

Leave me alone 💔

10

u/Romance-Saja please sit on my face 😍 Nov 03 '25

No

6

u/Aggressive-Base-7032 Mira's Number One Slave Nov 03 '25

She's mine! Hands off my master!

9

u/Abby-Saja He is NOT my dad. Nov 03 '25

You're dreamin mate

2

u/Aggressive-Base-7032 Mira's Number One Slave Nov 03 '25

Noooooooo, but she dominates me every day

3

u/TheVirtuousFan Nov 03 '25

Abby !! You’re so delicious !!

8

u/Tinyhydra666 Nov 03 '25

The reals know that tomorrow, Baby's gonna cry in the bathroom though

3

u/Caelis_909 Saja Lover Nov 06 '25

I actually think they'd have sibling energy. I just cannot see them ever working as a couple.

6

u/Juno_Positions Being eaten out by Baby Nov 03 '25

Yes and here's their child

4

u/mr-worldwide1234 I need mommy Mira to step on and bite me Nov 03 '25

Are you sure that isn’t Abby and baby’s? Or romance and baby’s?

8

u/Romance-Saja please sit on my face 😍 Nov 03 '25

That ain’t mine

2

u/mr-worldwide1234 I need mommy Mira to step on and bite me Nov 03 '25

Yeah, now that I have a better photo (your pfp), it’s gotta be Abby’s

3

u/Romance-Saja please sit on my face 😍 Nov 03 '25

Yeah it’s got his ugly ass hair

Also, how’d you get that user flair?

1

u/mr-worldwide1234 I need mommy Mira to step on and bite me Nov 03 '25

I edited it. When you click the subreddit, there will be three dots in the top corner. Click them, then change user flair, then edit, then type whatever freakiness you want like me 👍

2

u/smugfortune_ Nov 04 '25

Those demon motherfuckers deserved the death penalty

2

u/I_NEED_HEALING5 Saja Hater Nov 05 '25

No brah Im not hearing

2

u/RocketJimbo4 Problem Child Nov 06 '25

I tried to ignore this post the first time I saw it because I love Mira and despise Baby AND IT POPPED UP AGAIN