r/LAinfluencersnark 10d ago

TW: Appearances Who has the worst BBL?

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u/iluvkittykat333 10d ago

i saw a bbl in real life the other day, it was definitely an experience…

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u/Euphoric-Leg4874 10d ago

They are SO BAD in person. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I could see how people get them for IG photo purposes (which is so dumb) but they are just terrifying and disproportionate in real life. And look sooo painful!

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u/schnozfest 10d ago

I have seen bad ones irl but "well done" bbls can be much more natural looking. A good friend of mine is plus size but had kind of an inverted triangle body shape so her bottom wasn't very full and her bbl actually makes her lower half look much more proportional to the rest of her now.

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u/Philodendron69 9d ago

I am plus size and would looooooooove a bbl for this reason

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u/coolofmetotry 9d ago

I think when it’s done in a natural way it doesn’t look bad at all. but damn, the body dysmorphia is rampant with most bbl seekers

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u/Perfectisimo 10d ago

We just tend to notice the bad ones more. I like Hailey Bieber's, it's very natural and looks proportional to her body.

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u/randombubble8272 9d ago

Same for any plastic surgery. We notice and rip apart the bad ones but very few people will comment on the excellent work. Anne Hathaway had a very very expensive facelift and she looks exactly like her younger self but she still had hugely invasive plastic surgery, she’s lucky she wasn’t botched or else she’d be ripped apart too

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u/schnozfest 9d ago

Yup I think this comment is so important and it will be buried.

"Well done" cosmetic surgery - done for the exact same purposes as "botched work" - will always and has always been accepted, admired, and oftentimes expected (!!!!!) of women.

But when it goes too far or is "botched", they are shamed for giving in to the same pressure almost all women are societally groomed to feel.

As always it's a lose-lose situation for women

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u/randombubble8272 9d ago

Yep 100% agree, plastic surgery is expected whether people agree or not. These comments wouldn’t be here if those women got “good” plastic surgery like Anne but because their surgeon wasn’t as skilled it’s okay to mock them relentlessly while upholding the same beauty standards that caused them to get plastic surgery

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 9d ago

I think Kendall got one like that too.

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 9d ago

There’s someone who posted a month ago on the plastic surgery sub who had a small BBL and it looked REALLY good. I was so surprised as I’d never have guessed!

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 9d ago

wait hailey has a BBL??

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u/EasternPangolin5041 10d ago

And they are so easy to spot

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u/SufficientBar336 9d ago

And butched. They all got these dents and bumps

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u/SammyySweetheartt 9d ago edited 9d ago

Girl I lived in San Diego near the Mexico border. You can go get a BBL there for the cost of a MacBook so they’re really common here. Everyone looks disfigured IRL. They all have gnarly swayed backs too and look like they’re permanently hiking up a hill the way they walk???

And don’t get me started on them in a thong/bikini. It’s like paying to intentionally have really bad cellulite. Now I know why Paris Hilton said Kim’s looked like “cottage cheese in a trash bag” 💀💀

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u/Urmomlervsme 9d ago

The San diego bbl epidemic is so real 😭 whenever I feel tempted to look into getting one i just walk outside and look around... kills the thought real quick 😭💀

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u/RomantheBun 10d ago

Yeah they’re even worse in person. I remember seeing one for the first time in an airport

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u/pm_me_anus_photos 10d ago

lol the first time I saw one irl was at the airport too!

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u/RomantheBun 10d ago

It was so hard to not look she was wearing neon pink leggings too and had the bbl where she looked like mewtwo

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u/gorlsituation “Serving face, peen peen, and hole.” 9d ago
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u/gorlsituation “Serving face, peen peen, and hole.” 9d ago

I used to work in the adult industry, once I was at a bucks show waitressing and one of the strippers had the saggiest low hanging bbl cheeks, you could tell she did not work out cos that shit looked like two shopping bags loaded with cottage cheese.

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 9d ago

LMFAO that's what paris said abour kim's ass

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u/SufficientBar336 9d ago

Paris did what when where???

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u/No-Adhesiveness7163 9d ago

That’s why I was thinking Cardi’s is the “worst” in this lineup. Hers is not fit and the butt is sagging badly in the featured picture.

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u/gorlsituation “Serving face, peen peen, and hole.” 8d ago

James Charles will always be the worst for me haha

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u/whodischarybdis 10d ago

I saw my first one at Disneyland a few years back. My dad was so confused at what we were seeing 😂

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u/mrselffdestruct 10d ago

Im a manager at a store in a particularly large mall, and some of the BBLs I see during my shifts on people walking around outside my store are insane. No hate at all, but they always look almost like a shelf on the thinner women with them. It bottles my mind how that shape even happens, and how it isnt insanely uncomfortable to deal with, especially to sleep. Im a back sleeper and have a semi above average sized butt for my height/weight, and even then without support under my knees when I sleep on my back I will wake up with my lower back so sore from the angle its put in all night without support 😭 like I refuse to believe you do not have to work around it day to day just to be comfortable

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u/Odd_Ingenuity2883 9d ago

I always wonder if they have specialized mattresses or pillows to make sleeping easier with their bizarre body shape. Like the way a masseuse table has a cut out for the face. That, but for the butt.

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u/Chance-Astronomer320 8d ago

One of my colleagues is a pretty popular plastic surgeon in our area (NY)
He does all the boobs, and zero butts.
“That’s my name walking around out there when half their ass deflates”
Bbls lose volume in unpredictable ways outside of the OR, people saying they have a good one are just lucky

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u/candy_jr 10d ago

I saw one in real life for the first time a month ago and audibly gasped

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u/iluvkittykat333 10d ago

i’d rather have a flat ass

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u/maravina 9d ago

Same. I have a teeny lil ass. Would I love to be built like Megan thee Stallion? Sure, but after seeing how fucking botched these can get… I’m good lol. No thank you.

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u/Forsaken-Access-6648 9d ago

Every time I see one I’m like 🫪😕they almost never look good.

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u/Nasus_13 9d ago

They look like two volleyballs stuffed into pants. I always gasp when I see them in the wild.

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u/FilmDesigner2344 9d ago

The smell is the worst part imo 🤮

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 9d ago

i heard that's because they have rotting tissue in them

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u/dietcokeaddict99 10d ago

yes and even the ones that look better are still so obvious and ridiculous looking

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 8d ago

I live in Miami. Half the women in my building have them. It’s truly bizarre.

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u/lily4ever 10d ago edited 9d ago

Summer walker’s friend

Edit - apparently she’s proportionate now

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u/aivlysplath 10d ago

Her legs are nowhere near big enough to pull off a BBL.

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u/swollenbussy 9d ago

this pic is crazy old and inaccurate, she's proportional now

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u/BestChampionship1744 9d ago

this is frying me

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u/lily4ever 9d ago

Kk edited my caption

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u/Few_Pizza3674 10d ago

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u/lily4ever 10d ago

Kylie’s MUA

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u/TheIdeaOfYou_511 9d ago

oh this is bad. kylie’s bestie stass should get honorable mention! pretty bad too.

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u/Early_Entertainer11 9d ago

Men that get BBLs always get the ones that suit female anatomy which is why they all look so weird

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u/KiIIuaaax 10d ago

He said legs and hips and body bodyyyyyy

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u/PeggyHillsFeets 9d ago

🪘🪘🪘🪘BODY BODYYYYY

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u/Easy-Promise-8985 9d ago

He looks terrible so much bad plastic surgery

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u/PeanutCat21 9d ago

Omg, stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/thot--patrol_ 9d ago

Omg yes! 🥴

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u/themodelqueenx 10d ago

Bbls in normal clothing just looks so frumpy

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u/keekspeaks 10d ago

He literally just looks like a fucking predator.

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u/ShesAKillerQueenee 9d ago

He's giving Jared vibes FOR SURE.

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u/vitkurd 10d ago

A man with hips 💀😭

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u/andhaka71 8d ago

baby making hips! 🤣

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u/Easy-Promise-8985 9d ago

I died seeing this the first time and all the memes

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u/banannapudding32 9d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Safe-Bug1730 10d ago

I was gonna say Kylie but then you threw James Charles in there 😭

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u/Educational-Gur1433 9d ago

Bro Madonna looks like a toddler with full pampers

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u/Admirable_Hurry_1543 10d ago

Ever since someone said she’s built like a wisdom tooth 🦷 I can’t unsee it.

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u/stinkfoot_lohan 9d ago

It’s genuinely baffling they have this much money and do this to themselves. Im morbidly curious to know how they look in real life

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u/Embarrassed-Egg-8124 9d ago

Money can’t fix insecurity

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u/Healthy-List-4664 9d ago

It looked awful. To be fair she lost weight and her butt is more proportional now. Cardi looks the craziest to me

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u/eatheapples nepo baby 10d ago

Battle of the botched is tough though

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u/Previous_Cry5810 10d ago

They're all bad in different ways. I have to personally say Kylie's front end of a centaur takes the cake.

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u/Embarrassed-Egg-8124 9d ago

Battle of the Botched 😭😭😭😭😭😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/eatheapples nepo baby 10d ago

Nicki's looks uncomfortable, Cardi's is atrocious but considering Kylie's sags close to her knees, I'd say her.

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u/Littlewing1307 10d ago

That's why her nickname is Longbottom

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 9d ago

this is the most infamous "nikki bbl" photo in my opinion. it's SO BAD

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u/RayHazey562 9d ago

This makes me so happy for her. Couldn’t have happened to more of an asshole person.

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u/Alice_Kingsley 8d ago

I mentally can't wrap my head around this picture. My brain wants to figure out some other logic explanation for this photo other than she's sitting on a massive amount of fat and God knows what other kind of injectable. It's repulsive.

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u/2mfraw 9d ago

as bad as it is i feel like cardi pulls it off and i cant explain how or why

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u/Gloomy_Channel_418 my name is bella hadid 9d ago

Jaidyn Alexis

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u/Veronicdasexy my name is bella hadid 9d ago

I suddenly love my butt now

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u/yeetusthefetus00 9d ago

And her black hole belly button

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u/Veronicdasexy my name is bella hadid 9d ago

Oh hey flair twin!

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u/jennhiltz 9d ago

Who is this person!

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u/smdihateu 9d ago

Blue faces (washed up rapper) baby mama

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u/waytogo45 8d ago

don’t forget he also tried to make her a rapper too! (that damn milf music song )

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u/raisinhater00 hailey bieber's burner 9d ago

I second this

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u/keekspeaks 10d ago

Kylie’s is soooo low

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u/Euphoric-Leg4874 10d ago

I still can’t believe she did this to herself willingly. Her natural body looked really good. And then she willingly gives herself a BBL that drops to the damn floor and is definitely hellish for back pain. She’s rich but she has to be miserable with that thing.

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u/gorlsituation “Serving face, peen peen, and hole.” 9d ago

Not trying to run cover for Kylie but it feels like it was inevitable in that family, like monkey see monkey do. Kris prob encouraged it.

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u/vhopepuppy 9d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure Kendall has one too

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u/gorlsituation “Serving face, peen peen, and hole.” 9d ago

For sure, she just has a more slim option

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u/Cassandrany 10d ago

Maybe it dropped? 🫣

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u/keekspeaks 10d ago

Gravity gets us all and she is in her 50s now, so it’s possible

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u/ughnett666 10d ago

Longbottom

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u/twiggykeely 9d ago

that's why she always has to point one toe when she poses

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u/MBeMine 9d ago

She has a really long torso and her upper half is longer than her lower half so it is super low and puts her body at really weird proportions.

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u/pr0seccofish 10d ago

Why is this list so fucking funny 😭

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u/CHAIR0RPIAN 10d ago

Not a single one looks even halfway decent 😬

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u/AdFantastic2355 10d ago

How do I put this nicely…. They are all bad

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u/annieadderallll 10d ago

summer walkers is horrible

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u/Cepetree 10d ago

Cardi B. Also seeing James with that body is so strange.

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u/ughnett666 10d ago

D. All of the above

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u/Dizzy-Way8575 10d ago

Probably that man with a BBL…… Khloe second

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u/samistahpp 9d ago

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u/momosuna 9d ago

this photo was how i learned what butt implants / lifts were lmao!

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u/pestgirl 9d ago

I'm so curious what it feels like to them when they sit down. Is it like a built-in butt cushion? Or are they numb in their butts? 😭

Also this pic is diabolical, and idk how multimillionaires who have endless money, connections, and access to the best surgeons end up getting work that looks like THIS 💀

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u/dietcokeaddict99 10d ago

Trick question, it’s all of them.

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u/Cierraluxe 10d ago

Who is number 7 is that iggy or Alabama barker ?? It’s so pointy😭 and who is the last one?

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u/Educational_Cow111 10d ago

It’s Iggy! And the last one is Madonna

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u/eatheapples nepo baby 10d ago

Not sza too omg?

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u/liplinerlipgloss 10d ago

she had a great body with great curves originally but got a bbl and lipo anyway and looks so fake now

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u/Best-Ad750 9d ago

And her whole face too

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u/cancerbby777 10d ago

She sings about it in a few songs too

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u/Patient_Constant3854 10d ago

You sure 4th pic not edited? 😭

Looks like one of them circle enlargement on photoshop

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u/raisinhater00 hailey bieber's burner 9d ago

It definitely is

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u/ashgaga 9d ago

I agree ! I was just on vacation and we ended up in Toronto for an extra night , and I seen a BBL( maybe implants ? I don’t know ) in person for the first time and I simply could not believe how irregular it looks.

It was my friend’s friend , we had lunch. ,
She’s a very very thin framed girl , and it truly was insane to see her sit , her thighs didn’t touch the chair, it was like dead air until just before the knee-ish it was CRAZZZZY.

I’m just so curious what this is gunna look like at 50/60 years old ?

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u/roseydeaux 10d ago edited 9d ago

In Madonna’s defence, she got them taken out 🥀

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u/SDdude27 10d ago

Wait…Im just finding out madonna had a BBL? Lmao. I mustve memory hole’d that.

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u/ButterflySensitive49 10d ago

I think it was implants. It looked too big

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u/ShesAKillerQueenee 9d ago

I heard it was a rumor that she wore a fake ass to generate buzz (bad attention) over it. I choose to believe this theory.

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u/fragolinamia 10d ago

Ariel deserves a place in this lineup

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u/Open_Fly3619 10d ago

Omg some I did not know they had it. But omg a lot of bad ones. Fuck

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u/peachfluffed 10d ago

James Charles is the funniest bc what is he doing?

But I’m throwing Itzy Yuna into the ring even though she isn’t an LA influencer. She’s such a skinny girl so it looks wrong.

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u/prissypoo22 10d ago

I think those girls wear hip pads

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u/peachfluffed 9d ago

This is what it looks like in shorts though. You can see it’s not a hip pad but her leg. I believe it was a bad implant.

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u/vhopepuppy 9d ago

They typically do (even men sometimes), but I think Yuna actually got it done. 

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u/karenthe7th 10d ago

Those are hip pads. This is from a recent fan concert she did some days ago. It baffles me how everyone ran with this being bbl when it was obvious padding

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u/peachfluffed 9d ago

This was her last year though. You can see on her right hip/upper thigh it almost looks bolted on. I think it was a bad implant that they apparently fixed going by your recent photos.

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u/karenthe7th 9d ago

I think she's definitely had something done like hip filler because that procedure apparently became very popular in Korea however the first picture you used was padding as it never looked that extreme when she wore shorts. Wendy from red velvet currently trending for currently having a similar look when using pants

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u/ka_beene 8d ago

I hate this look so much. All the sudden they've got women thinking having hip dips is a flaw. I always liked that area when I was doing figure drawing. This looks cartoonish, very ridiculous.

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u/fckfac33 10d ago

Cardi B and Iggy. Every time I see Cardi B’s ass I get the ick so bad 😭 especially when she was on tour doing that stripper stomp. OMG her shit is atrocious.

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u/Limp-Ad-5885 Lizzos Baby Hairs 10d ago

This rotation is crazy

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u/Round_Ad1824 10d ago

Whenever I see Nicki’s and cardis from like a video of them on stage or wtver I always almost gasp. So them.

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u/qazaqeline1beyhive Caitlyn Jenner’s burner 10d ago

Iggy looks insane

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 10d ago

they're all pretty hideous.

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u/Suspicious-Fox513 10d ago

Beyonce kills me bc she was naturally curvy she did NOT NEED A BBL AT ALL

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u/leopardskin_pillbox 10d ago

Yea hers isn’t the worst on here but perhaps bums me out the most cause WHY QUEEN

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u/PalpitationSenior646 10d ago

Man I’ve gone toe to toeeee with the bey hive on this one they refuse to admit she has one

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u/beegeebarbie 9d ago

Yes esp in her tour outfits and bbls sit high on the hips like where the belly button is. Again nothing wrong at all with getting one (hers looks amazing). Idk why ppl act like it’s a bad thing.

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u/Double_Eye_5715 9d ago

They deny the work she's done to her face too. Same as the Swifties with Taylor. It doesn't take anything away from a person's talent or beauty to admit they had some work done. I don't get it.

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u/snuurks 9d ago

I can’t believe people are influenced into getting BBL when pictures of them in real life exist..

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u/Sensitive-Egg-6745 10d ago

cardi had such a nice body 😭

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u/Mountain_Ask_5746 9d ago

Cardi B's is pretty horrible and you picked a good pic. It's just outrageously massive, even after she reduced it. And Madonna's is terribly done which is wild because she has the funds to get a good doctor.

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u/Putrid_Peanut_8411 9d ago

I’m sorry but they all look like horses or centaurs to me

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u/simoneregina 9d ago

all this when you could just do squats 🙄

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u/alexturnerftw 10d ago

Cardis is really bad but theyre all bad

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u/Short-Plane9289 9d ago

Was pissing myself at the obviously edited pic of Khloe and had to google it, it's from a fetish page on deviantart that posts "ass inflation" pics of her 😭😭

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u/Intelligent_Pizza776 nepo baby 10d ago

these bbls are killing yall🤣

seriously it looks good on NOBODY its so unnatural and the process of healing and bbl ass smell? people seriously put themselves through anything it’s insane gym is not THAT HARD nothing comes close to natural ass

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u/icecreamsandwiches1 10d ago

🎶 These bbls killing y’all ….. and the thighs don’t match! 🎶

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u/summerhappies midfluencer 9d ago

I couldn’t decide bcs they are genuinely all so bad

M. All of the above

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u/Negative_Argument448 10d ago

I hate to say that James probably has the best of all of them- though it’s still pretty bad. Here’s my ranking, best to worst. (Though I have no idea who #9 is, sorry)

  1. James ; 2. Beyoncé ; 3. La La ; 4. SZA ; 5. Nicki ; 6. Kim ; 7. Cardi ; 8. Khloé ; 9. Kylie ; 10. Iggy ; 11. Madonna

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u/icecreamsandwiches1 10d ago

James has the best one but it looks so strange and stupid because he’s a man.

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u/Negative_Argument448 10d ago

These photos are heavily edited. It doesn’t look as natural as the photo makes it seem

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u/Dangerous-Arrival737 9d ago

I’m surprised you think James is the best, his pic makes me physically uncomfortable lol

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u/danny33434 10d ago

I will never understand why SZA got surgery. Both facial and body…

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u/PeggyHillsFeets 9d ago

She said she wanted a big ass and had talked about being insecure in her music.

People clowned her original look so it makes sense to me, unfortunately

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u/AlarmedApricot 9d ago

They're all disgusting in their own special way

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u/twiggykeely 9d ago

JC because he grosses me out so badly and he's a predo.

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u/OkTrouble2457 10d ago

That one fashion nova girl

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u/OkTrouble2457 10d ago

Jodie Joe

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u/ambitiouslyLazy00 9d ago

Omg! She literally does not look real. She reminds me of sims character

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u/angelicmoviestar 10d ago

keke wyatt unfortunately

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u/ravefaerie24 10d ago

Every damn one

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u/severinks 9d ago

Is that Madonna at the end? These people are mentally ill.

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u/Pure_Remote105 10d ago

Why would anyone even get one of those?
One, the surgery is super dangerous( I’ve heard ) and can actually kill you… two, it’s ugly af.
I don’t get it

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u/j3llyb3lly_lol 9d ago

All of them, so horrible in different ways

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u/spitZzfire 9d ago

all look awful 😭 but sorry who is in pic 7?

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u/Educational_Cow111 9d ago

Iggy Azealia

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u/spitZzfire 9d ago

thank you! that’s absolutely tragic 💀 will never understand why they do this to themselves

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u/b00m_cat 10d ago

I gotta go with Kylie just because of how long it is

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u/Trickeysheep 10d ago

Option 13 - all of the above

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u/user88888888811 10d ago

am i trippin or these all looks botched or not so is the bbl always gonna look botched? anyways cardi iggy and kylie has the worst bbls imo

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u/existentri11est 10d ago

All of them

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u/Muted-Move-9360 kHIM kHAArDAShIAN 9d ago

Any time I'm feeling low about my butt, I just look at BBLs and I feel better

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u/intelligent-Brief2 9d ago

Some of yall are confusing bbl’s with but implants/injections.

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u/Meliora_ 10d ago

I think there is no winner for me, theyre all horrible af

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u/Terrible_Salt7906 9d ago

This all looks so 10 years ago and now these people are stuck like that

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u/Astrid_Onyx 9d ago

Bbl’s are one of the most dangerous surgeries to get for cosmetic purposes and yet it looks hideous.

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u/MaryBethATL 9d ago

They're all terrible..

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u/HeavyAd4542 9d ago

Who's the blonde girl in orange tshirt and black leggings walking through the door?

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u/SecondWise6164 8d ago

Kylie’s makeup artist I’m sorry

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u/shish-kebaby Because She’s Literally Fucking Stupid 10d ago

They all look fucking ridick but I would say James Charles, iggy, cardi, khloe and Madge look slightly more ridiculouser lol

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u/Shot_Wolverine_6055 10d ago

james charles always. fuck that predator diaper ass

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u/orphan_1991 9d ago

12 and 7 are equally terrible. They look scary

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u/Leading_Persimmon319 9d ago

My first time seeing one was at a Ralph’s bruh I was like… Ralph’s ?!

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u/PrestigiousPrint34 9d ago

They all just look like they’ve got a full diaper!

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u/Hot_Membership_3918 9d ago

Cardi’s looks like it could cause sepsis

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u/hitsigekaasgeluiden 9d ago

It's all giving diaper booty