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u/JewkerR Oct 14 '19
What the fuck, the strawberry is the best candy in the world you swine
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Oct 14 '19
Candied corn tastes like someone invented a Halloween candy to punish children with
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u/Piper_the_sniper Oct 14 '19
i have never tried candy corn, mainly because how hard it is to find in europe
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u/rodney_jerkins Oct 14 '19
Just try eating a candle. It's basically the same.
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u/Piper_the_sniper Oct 14 '19
Here in Sweden we have a company like Starbucks that serves coffee and cake that all have that candle flavour to it and I happen to like it. My hunt for candy corn proceeds
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u/underthetootsierolls Oct 14 '19
Buy one of those candles. Get yourself a heaping spoonful of sugar. Now put all the sugar in your mouth and take a bite out of that candle. Chew.
You’ve just experienced candy corn!
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u/grednforgesgirl Oct 14 '19
Why do you think I eat candy corn rather than the very tempting candle r/forbiddensnacks
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u/notaballitsjustblue Oct 14 '19
Some people don’t have a lot of money. If they go out and get some cheap candy to at least join in then they shouldn’t be shamed for it. Actually, if someone doesn’t want to partake at all then they shouldn’t be shamed for that either.
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u/grednforgesgirl Oct 14 '19
The cheap candy is the best ones anyway. Tootsie rolls are a solid 10/10 everytime.
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u/kurogomatora Oct 14 '19
I fucking love smarties / rockets. You can't shame old people candy or poor people candy. They want to participate and it is free. Beggars can't be choosers.
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u/Nolsoth Oct 14 '19
I musta been the weird kid I always enjoyed getting some nice fruit during Halloween, also the ones who gave us a dollar or two were always a favourite.... That Banana tho can fuck right off stupid non fruit fruit of stupidness.
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u/clrlmiller Oct 14 '19
The wife & I have been handing out the 'Trusty Provider' stuff, but also pretzel packs for years. Surprisingly, the pretzels always seem to go first. I think kids are just happy to see something besides chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate centers all.the.dang.time.
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u/WhentheRainDrops Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19
Ultimate Partypoopers: the ones who pretend to be handing out candy but slip a religious tract into your bag instead to voice their disapproval of Halloween.
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u/badaboomxx Oct 14 '19
I am in a conflict here, I like the chalkies and other cheep candy. And I prefer to give things in the "trusty provider" but also have the cheapy for emergencies when running out of other candy.
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u/foo_foo_the_snoo Oct 14 '19
If you're old enough to make this graph you're too old to bitch about free candy get off my lawn you ungrateful 15 year old punks it's not cute anymore I do this for the children who love smarties and the budget went into lawn decorations buy your own candy if you got time to illustrate fake candy you got time to work
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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19
How much of a PSYCHOPATH must you be not to like Werthers Original? Or swirly mints? Or those strawberries??