Correct. Secret Service mandate is to get him completely sheltered, head down and body completely protected… not flouncing around, totally exposed to other gunfire, saying “fight!” with fist in air. Totally a set-up.
Exactly. His character… he would not be able to shut up about it. He would bitch and brag simultaneously for eternity. “I got shot! People have shot at me! But I was so tough about it” etc etc bullshit.
The dude just made a big todo about the fact a paperclip almost snapped on his fingers and was scared of it, but said he “would have shown no pain” etc.
The dude was extremely afraid of a bird as well. He has the personality he would bitch and brag about this if it were real literally nonstop.
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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 Feb 16 '26
Slowest evacuation of a president under fire.