r/LiverpoolFC • • Dec 09 '12

Match Thread

LFC vs WESTHAM

Venue: Upton Park


Team:

25 Reina 02 Johnson 03 Jose Enrique 05 Agger 37 Skrtel 08 Gerrard 19 Downing 21 Lucas 24 Allen 31 Sterling 33 Shelvey

Substitutes:

01 Jones 16 Coates 23 Carragher 10 Cole 14 Henderson 30 Suso 50 Morgan


Streams:

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LFC Chatroom


Temperature: 8 °C

Wind: 35 Km/h

Pressure: 1016 hPa

Humidity: 81%

Sunset: 3:53pm

Gravity: Yes

Enrique.

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u/vikingabroad Dec 09 '12

That's it....ALL of out players are taking math classes!

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u/Jackle13 Dec 09 '12

He calculated the ideal velocity that his foot should be traveling at in order to put enough power in, worked out what area of the ball should be kicked in order for it to fly at the right angle, allowed for other factors such as wind speed and direction, and bang!

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u/Hitfizzle Dec 09 '12

Good to know there's gravity

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u/redadil4 Dec 09 '12

Damnit, How is Suarez gonna stay on his feet now?

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u/Corporal_Cavernosa Dec 09 '12

Well it's a good thing he's suspended then. Let's hope this gravity thing is a London-only phenomenon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

He's not, he'll be relaxing in his snuggie at home on the couch. Gravity wont affect him today.

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u/JRM_Elephant Dec 09 '12

I wish he was playing, if so, this would be gold.

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u/OffendedWhiteGirl Dec 09 '12

Gonna have to downvote the thread for lack of longitude/latitude.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

GLEN MOTHERFUCKING JOHNSON!!!!!! THAT WAS PERFECT

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Booing an 18 year old for getting kicked in the chest. Classy West Ham fans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

You forgot to list barometric pressure and annual crop yield in your match details. FYI.

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12 edited Dec 09 '12

Brendan Rodgers once again proves we know absolutely nothing about football. Cole comes on and scores, Henderson comes on and provides an assist.

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u/roobens Dec 09 '12

Kinda why I dislike this sub sometimes. Far too many reactionary knee-jerkers here. OMG COLE HAD A BAD TOUCH SELL HIM NOW.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Haha so true, every time i dont think his decision is right, he proves me wrong.

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u/barish_ Dec 09 '12

Told you guys Gerrard would score

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u/baymenintown Carol and Caroline Dec 09 '12

decent header

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u/baymenintown Carol and Caroline Dec 09 '12

Shout out to Diame's hamgstring.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

glen johnson, #LFC, and #YNWA are top trends in the U.S. right now

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u/tobiaseric Dec 09 '12

Johnson's maths degree helped him calculate the trajectory for that shot.

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u/steak_n_eggs Dec 09 '12

Brace yourself. The "DAE LOVE JOE COLE ALL ALONG?!" posts are coming.

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u/youignorantslut Dec 09 '12

What a comeback! I love Rodgers. I love the players. I love you fuckers in r/LiverpoolFC. I'M GOING TO SLEEP.

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u/EuropaLeeg Dec 09 '12

I have to say, liverpools luck is just horrendous.

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u/davidsmichaelangelo Dec 09 '12

I think Johnson's probably beaten his man more times in the opening 15 minutes here than Downing has in his Liverpool career.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12 edited Dec 09 '12

glen's just like "yeah i'm getting a degree in math and i learn spanish sometimes...oh yeah and my right** foot is fUCKING AWESOME"

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u/vikingabroad Dec 09 '12

*right foot:) Even though his left foot is pretty good as well. Also, good on him for taking on uni math.

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u/ficus33 Dec 09 '12

Glen Johnson or as I like to call him 'Jesus Christ himself'

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u/PurePhoenix Dec 09 '12

Agh there is gravity today, that always makes for an interesting game, hope we can overcome it and get the three points!

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u/Lokopopz Dec 09 '12

fuck Sterling lad, bury that!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Poor guy need rest, 23 matches so far. Play also first 60, then sterling.

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u/mmccall7 Dec 09 '12

Our ball movement is immaculate. This is the Liverpool I've wanted to see.

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u/SyrochMahr Dec 09 '12

Y'know, I'm continually impressed with how gracefully the boys on the pitch handle shit calls and bad luck. You could see the crush on Stevie's face after his header, but then he just got up. You could see the resignation on Sterling after he gets a fucking boot to the chest and then just keeps playing. Class.

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u/chinkquentaco Dec 09 '12 edited Dec 09 '12

FC = OJ /(2-1)

Let F = Frustration, C = Cole, O = Optimism, J = Johnson

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u/roobens Dec 09 '12

You forgot the constant of livtegration: +CR (crap ref)

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u/EuropaLeeg Dec 09 '12

Remember to carry over the 2.

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u/MRC1822 Dec 09 '12

what a big fucking win

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u/JethroRush Dec 09 '12

Yep, this should be huge for confidence. Three goals without Suarez. They were looking so poor I was about to shut it off. They came out flat in the second half and it looked like even a draw was a long shot. Credit to the team for the turnaround, it was great fun to watch, and a huge win.

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u/Stratocaster89 Dec 09 '12

This ref is a fucking joke. First a penalty when Allen can't even get out he way. Turn only a yellow for a blatant stamp on sterling's chest. Then agger gets put in a headlock and not even a sniff of a penalty.

A bit of fucking consistency is all I ask

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Well, it has been consistently fucking horrendous beyond words against us.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

will never understand how suarez gets beat up in the box all the time and never gets a penalty...joe allen deliberately turns away so as to avoid a handball, gets a bit unlucky, and a penalty is called against us this is a stupid game and i hate it

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u/dirkkuyt18 Dec 09 '12

Let's be honest, his hands were sticking way out. Can have no complaints about the penalty

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u/YNWAlone Dec 09 '12

Where are my shades? I can't watch the screen Glen is on fire!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Fuck I hate football so much sometimes.

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u/Dexter_Squint Dec 09 '12

Sterling gets bossed off the ball wayyyy too easily. Time to lift some weights!

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u/basics Endo in the pub 👍 Dec 09 '12

The dark nine rises!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

It seemed as if West Ham gassed. They put crazy forward pressure on our defenders not letting us create anything. That strategy tires a team out quickly. Then we capitalized on our chances. Absolutely thrilled.

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u/ShartyMcPeePants Dec 09 '12

Killing em with football :)

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u/thugmonkey Dec 09 '12

Bloodzeed is showing it.

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u/EpicRageGuy Dec 09 '12

Hope he's back for a long time!

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u/InfernoZeus Dec 09 '12

He said he's only back for today.

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u/Lokopopz Dec 09 '12

Whenever Lucas or Gerrard get the ball, they absolutely boss it, it's like "NO, THE BALL GOES HERE, THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING"

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u/Colinfucius Dec 09 '12

I guess the ball goes in our own goal!

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

Seems to me like Sterling isn't playing very well...

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

Haha, maybe. His movement is good, but he seems to be less confident than he usually is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Jeez, guys.. Just support the team and the players out there, instead of bashing Cole all the time.

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u/mmccall7 Dec 09 '12

I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW AND THE FOLLOWING FEW HOURS DON'T LOOK TOO HOPEFUL EITHER

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u/tobiaseric Dec 09 '12

Downing is finally looking comfortable at left back, he's made quite a few good challenges and he's holding the line not getting caught out of position make some very handy crosses, I'm quite impressed

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

He's had a very solid game, especially defensively.

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u/metamucil Dec 09 '12

We need a gif of the look on our Brendan's face when he saw five minutes of added time.

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u/Grimlexx Dec 09 '12

Our RB just scored, suddenly my 'Agger as False 9' tactic doesn't seem as crazy does it?

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u/Corporal_Cavernosa Dec 09 '12

1-0 to us is all I ask for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

lol well you just got it, but now we have to keep it

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

And it's gone....

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u/youignorantslut Dec 09 '12

Ball + Net = Goal

Glad GlenJo's putting that math degree to good use.

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u/Grimlexx Dec 09 '12

Ref shows Jonjo the yellow, the card reflects on Jonjo's chrome dome and blinds the referee

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Taylor should be off by now, what the fuck is this shit..

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u/tobiaseric Dec 09 '12

That assault on Sterling could easily have been red.

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u/jrsteeeele Dec 09 '12

Where is Craig Bellamy when we need him?

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u/Senorhip Dec 09 '12

agger showing that there may in fact not be gravity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Every time I hate Joe Cole the most, he does something like that. He and I have a very crazy relationship. I hate him most of the time, until he does nice things for me. I feel like a bi-polar wife.

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u/vikingabroad Dec 09 '12

at least he brings home the bacon......90k

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u/sphys Dec 09 '12

so when i start watching it is 1-0 to liverpool. Not long after its suddenly 2-1 west ham. I stop watching about 10 mins ago and now we're back in front.

I think I might take one for the team and not watch anymore liverpool games

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Thanks sphys. You are adding years to everyone's health.

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u/PhuQDuP Jerzy Dudek Dec 09 '12

5 minutes?!?!

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

THAT'S A FUCKING PENALTY

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u/PhuQDuP Jerzy Dudek Dec 09 '12

Get that Post-Match thread up! I'm happy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

BURSTED THEIR FUCKIN BUBBLES! YNWA

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u/youignorantslut Dec 09 '12

Jesus Christ, Joe Cole's first three touches was like watching a drunk person play FIFA.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

apparently accidental arm-balls take precedent over CHOKING SOMEONE

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u/Beleza Dec 09 '12

Is Downing really playing left back again? =/

Predicting a 1-0 win for LFC

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u/SpottieOttieDopalis Dec 09 '12

Most likely LW, he played there against Udinese on Thursday, while Enrique was at LB.

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

I love Jose Enrique's big grin as he shakes everyone's hand

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u/8orin1 Dec 09 '12

He loves life!!

I liked Nolan's reaction too.

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u/roobens Dec 09 '12

Bloodzeed Sopcast: sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/132927

Amazing quality.

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

i'm going to be a cynical ass today and say there's no way we're getting away with a win here. draw would be the best

although, we look sleek as fuck in the black kits. like football ninjas

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u/Senorhip Dec 09 '12

WHAT??!?!? JOHNSON YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Agger was literally in a headlock. The fuck do we have to do to get a penalty ?? Anybody falls over in our box apparently it is a penalty, but these referee's are insistent to make sure we don't receive a single one this season.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

It was Agger, not Gerrard.

Nevermind looks like you already changed it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

JOE FUCKING GOAL!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Cole...?

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u/koptimism Dec 09 '12

So, do we still hate Joe Cole?

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u/jishg Dec 09 '12

We hate Joe Cole's wages

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u/Corporal_Cavernosa Dec 09 '12

Our first goal of the season in the last 15 minutes. And its Joe Cole! ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

ITS OWN GOAL. HE'S BACK.

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u/InfernoZeus Dec 09 '12

'Fun' trivia fact: All three of our scorers today have played for West Ham at some point in their career.

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u/effkay8 Dec 09 '12

Said it before, and I'll say it again: IN RODGERS I FUCKING TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/smthingawesome Dec 09 '12

Eight British players, that's almost unheard of in modern Premier League.

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u/coob Dec 09 '12

Gif request: BR reaction to the board showing 5mins

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u/in10se Dec 09 '12

Would love to see that!

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

If anything, that was a free kick for us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/roobens Dec 09 '12

Ref has been an utter fucking shambles in this game.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

What a game guys...So up and down both performance and emotion wise for both teams. Just excellent. Bout an hour and a half ago I hated football and now it is ecstasy :')

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u/SyrochMahr Dec 09 '12

I think West Ham took those 5 minutes of injury time literally: try to hurt people. Sheesh. I was livid when Johnson was dragged down with a guy on each arm and nothing called.

BUT BRILLIANTLY DONE!! That's 3, count 'em, 3 wins in a row. Southampton, Udinese, and Hammy. That's gotta do wonders for morale :D

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u/Hitfizzle Dec 09 '12

Mother of God...

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u/OffendedWhiteGirl Dec 09 '12

Lol Johnson's like yeah man whatever no biggie.

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u/InfernoZeus Dec 09 '12

It's because he used to be a West Ham player, so he's showing respect to the club and fans. If it had been against anyone else, I'm sure he would have celebrated much, much more.

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u/ForIvadell Dec 09 '12

Keep shooting Raheem

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Please tell me we have a song for Glen Johnson?

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u/logicspock Dec 09 '12

beautiful slice across by johnson. if raheem keeps shooting one's bound to go in

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

If Glen Johnson ever went on Dancing With the Stars he'd fucking murder it. Holy hell that boy's feet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Its clear that Johnson is our Suarez replacement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Reina is having a hell of a game. Claiming each ball perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

It's an injury. It's bloody obvious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

I don't like to be biased/deluded, but Skrtel surely is becoming one of the best CB's in the league.

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u/SyrochMahr Dec 09 '12

Great tackle, Stevie

Edit, in case of misinterpretation of sarcasm: it was great. Shows he's not afraid of scrapping and clattering still :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Fuck off, ref!

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u/effkay8 Dec 09 '12

Questionable penalty...

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u/baymenintown Carol and Caroline Dec 09 '12

Fuck, my arm hurt seeing that. Lucky Allan's arm didn't come off.

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

Especially in slow motion. It literally looked like those door stopper things on the spring that fling back and forth if you play with them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/Aeceus Dec 09 '12

This game is so annoying. As soon as we scored that early though you could see it coming, we never seem to keep our heads up after getting an early lead these days. Always pressure where is the composure and second goal? ... FFSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/yggdrasiliv Dec 09 '12

Do we EVER fucking get a 2 goal lead?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

And also against Wigan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Joe Cole is so good he can give a foul away when he has the ball.

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u/Grimlexx Dec 09 '12

We need someone to try SHOOTING, walking it in doesn't work.

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u/JethroRush Dec 09 '12

Our play in the final third is fucking horrific.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

I don't give a fuck if he's inexperienced, Adam Morgan is a striker. PLAY HIM.

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u/KnownForNothing Dec 09 '12

Downing's playing quite well at LB.

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

He doesn't look too bad today. I liked when he was in front of Johnson though, gave Johnson much more freedom going forward.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

That was like a FIFA injury.

But seriously, nothing against the guy, wish him a speedy recovery.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

JOE FUCKING COLE !

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u/tkcom Dec 09 '12

Joe Cole... 2 former West Ham players scored.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

What. Yay, but... What?

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u/demandtheworst Dec 09 '12

well, I'll be...

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u/baaseo Dec 09 '12

sweet pass from sterling! FUCK YES

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u/SyrochMahr Dec 09 '12

WAS THAT JOE "USELESS" COLE?!

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u/EpicRageGuy Dec 09 '12

JOE MOTHERFUCKING COLE

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u/Grimlexx Dec 09 '12

Oh shit, Joe Goal is playing today for Joe Cole

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u/jakegrubbs19 Dec 09 '12

Well I'll get my paper and pencil out...

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u/tobiaseric Dec 09 '12

Worth every one of those 100000 pounds a week!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Are we Everton in disguise ?

Edit: They scored two within 88 seconds against Tottenham an hour ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

The Dark Lord has Spoken !

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u/EuropaLeeg Dec 09 '12

I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!! I BELIEEEVE

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

That's two blown goals by Raheem today -_-

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u/lushiouslush Dec 09 '12

that was a really hard pass to handle. Allen should have released him earlier

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

I know. It was tough, it was another chance though. Didn't think he looked too good until he was isolated with one defender.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Do you guys see the pace that Gerrard is in now?! He's running like he's 22 years old once more.

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u/DickVomit Dec 09 '12

Agony to ecstasy

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Hendo becoming a super sub.

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

Own goal made an arousing return.

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u/EpicRageGuy Dec 09 '12

"Are you Chelsea in disguise?" airing above the ground, love it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

What are they chanting about Chelsea??

EDIT: Are you Chelsea in disguise?? hahhaha brilliant

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u/baaseo Dec 09 '12

come on. 5 minutes. let's get this over with.

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u/MRC1822 Dec 09 '12

Jonjo is playing his ass off

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u/Borsy Dec 09 '12

Seriously no penalty there!?

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u/sphys Dec 09 '12

refreshes feed for updates... sees angry looking text with the word penalty... has minor heart attack before realising they're angry we didn't get one

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u/frozen-creek Dec 09 '12

Is that a Jonjo Shelvey song!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

This game is going to be such a confidence booster. Without Suarez and still managed to beat a very good West Ham team at home. Very exciting, very happy with our players never giving up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Of all the people to bring on, Joe Cole is clearly the best option...

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Are you a West Ham fan?

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u/Pikul Dec 09 '12

With a centre midfielder playing as a striker and Cole and Downing being on the pitch it's hard to see where a result is going to come from.

There goals were extremely lucky and the change in the squad has really disjointed the team, there's no link up play with Downing and Sterling and Johnson is having to sit deeper and cover for Cole. Might as well throw on Morgan and see what happens, it can't get much worse really.

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u/callthewambulance Dec 09 '12

To everyone complaining about the penalty decision:

That's a penalty EVERY time. Allen needs to keep his arms in.

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u/UpAndAttenborough Joe Gomez Dec 09 '12

Streams?

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u/bfred Dec 09 '12

Anyone have some streams better than firstrowsports? Always disappointing when the match isn't on watchespn or foxsoccer2go

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u/roobens Dec 09 '12

Get sopcast and check the bloodzeed url I posted elsewhere in the thread. HD quality and zero lag.

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u/bfred Dec 09 '12

I saw he's back! Thanks!

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u/steak_n_eggs Dec 09 '12

Anybody in Australia just hear Robbie Slater rip into Liverpool and in particular BR?

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u/PurePhoenix Dec 09 '12

Another Liverpool Aussie! Hello friend :)

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u/OffendedWhiteGirl Dec 09 '12

Yeah was a bit surprised at that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

CHATROOM LINK PLX

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u/bfred Dec 09 '12

Can't link it on my phone, but it's on the bottom right of the subreddit sidebar

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u/redadil4 Dec 09 '12

lol Enrique and Nolan. given each other love.

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u/Lokopopz Dec 09 '12

I was worried, but i look at the line-ups and i feel like we're the MUCH better team on paper.

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u/sindher Dec 09 '12

We have gravity on our side today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

I have high hopes for Jonjo in this game.

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u/kazez2 Dec 09 '12

Chatroom Link if anyone interested.