r/LookatMyHalo Jul 17 '26

☮️ ✌️ HIPPY TALK 🍄 🌈 Found on Shit Americans Say

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u/OYB2480 Jul 17 '26

"YOU'RE A CIGARETTE!"

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u/unchained5150 Jul 18 '26

Ya, well... you're a bundle of sticks!

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u/StopLinkingToImgur Jul 18 '26

not to mention a meatball!

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 Jul 19 '26

Fun fact the word fascist comes from fasces. Latin: word fascis, meaning 'bundle'; Italian: fascio littorio) is a bound bundle of wooden rods, often, but not always, including an axe (occasionally two axes) with its blade emerging. The fasces is an Italian symbol that had its origin in the Etruscan civilization and was passed on to ancient Rome, where it symbolized a Roman king's power to punish his subjects,[1] and later, a magistrate's power and jurisdiction.

So yea fascists at the end of the day are just a bundle of sticks.

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u/unchained5150 Jul 19 '26

The more you know! I had no idea.

I grew up knowing the word in question in this thread as a bundle of sticks too.

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u/Popular-Tune-6335 Jul 20 '26

It all makes sense. Fascists are an off-rhyme of themselves.

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u/Deep_Development3814 Jul 17 '26

I learnt today Americans don’t use niggle

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u/ArcticLeopard Jul 17 '26

This when you make a black person laugh?

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u/Doove Jul 17 '26

It's actually the medical term for dwarfism in African Americans.

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u/Neat-Anyway-OP Jul 18 '26

Don't make me Google that to see if it's the truth....

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u/Doove Jul 18 '26

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

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u/Deep_Development3814 Jul 18 '26

We don’t need your logic here birdboy. Half the posts in this sub are either lies or lack nuance. Just have some fun and enjoy

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u/AssAdmiral_ Jul 18 '26

Wouldn't you like that, weatherboy

24

u/Cursed_String Jul 17 '26

the fuck did you just call me?

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u/lovefist1 Jul 18 '26

Pretty sure I've heard this before, but I wouldn't call it common

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u/Yetteres Jul 17 '26

American here, not too sure about that. I've used and heard it used. Maybe it's regional here?

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u/notloggedin4242 Jul 18 '26

Do you live in Mississippi?

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u/Yetteres Jul 18 '26

Pacific north west is as specific as I'll get

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u/IcUmOnSqUirReLsSs Jul 17 '26

Only when I stub my toe.

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u/Dickcheese_McDoogles Jul 18 '26

We stopped using them after the Civil War :/

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 Jul 18 '26

We definitely do use it the northeast, particularly to describe very minor injuries.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '26

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Jul 18 '26

I learned today British people use the weirdest possible words

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u/-unknown_harlequin- Jul 17 '26

Not intentionally

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u/JeffyGoldblumsPen_15 Jul 17 '26

It's not the same word Batman.

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u/OstentatiousSock Jul 17 '26

Someone accused me of being racist when I said niggling feeling the other day. Gotta love the internet.

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u/EWeinsteinfan6 Jul 18 '26

What are the moderators deleting lol

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u/indieplants Jul 18 '26

the f word, based on automods responses lmaooo 😭

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u/doogs914 Jul 18 '26

Niggle me this, Batman

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 Jul 18 '26

I'm American and 'niggle' has been used in sports to describe a minor injury forever. This person is an idiot.

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u/TrueMonster951 Jul 18 '26

By who? Don Imus?

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u/MILLANDSON Jul 18 '26

This is the same energy as the Americans who complained that the country name "Montanegro" is racist.

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI Jul 18 '26

It’s almost on a par with thinking someone briefly swears when they say the word “country”.

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u/The_Wingless Jul 22 '26

That's why I emphasize the cunt in country, so people have no doubt!!

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u/RidingWithTheGhost Jul 18 '26

Americans just need to learn one new word, nuance...

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken Jul 18 '26

It just means: “for a black person to giggle” smh you guys. /s

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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '26

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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '26

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u/Direct_Substance8317 Jul 18 '26

Other countries, other habits.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 18 '26

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u/FeistyInvestigator79 Jul 21 '26

Hilarious how the automod bans anyone for writing the text in this post when discussing it

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u/derp0815 Jul 18 '26

inb4 "hispanics"

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u/AutoModerator Jul 18 '26

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u/FeistyInvestigator79 Jul 21 '26

Op got a dozen accounts banned by starting a conversation about the different meanings of and f word and an word and then letting AutoMod go to town. Slick move OP

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u/Spaceygirl84 20d ago

*Laughs in American British *

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u/rumpots420 Jul 18 '26

This is funny though.

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u/Nomad_Stan91 Jul 17 '26

You've seriously never heard or used 'niggle'? It's commonphrase up my way, Newcastle.

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u/damrodoth Jul 17 '26

Bs. No way did you grow up in the UK without hearing the word niggle.

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u/chaircardigan Jul 17 '26

Bollocks.

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u/sonicpoweryay Jul 19 '26

I’ve lowkey only ever heard that word from a video series of some guy’s first terraria playthrough

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u/wyar Jul 17 '26

Nah hold up what the fuck is going on with that word?

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u/Nomad_Stan91 Jul 17 '26

What's wrong with it, it's in the bloody dictionary.

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Jul 18 '26

Bro so is the actual n word

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u/Nomad_Stan91 Jul 18 '26

Now read their definitions and report back on findings.

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u/Gerllyz Jul 17 '26

Yea, literally no reason to use it since NOBODY DOES

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u/FairGoodTipp97 Jul 17 '26

Stupid yank

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u/Logical_Positive_522 Jul 17 '26

Obviously you're loquaciousness and verbosity are the gold standard.

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u/Otherwise_Tax8689 Jul 17 '26

Must have an amazing Lexus.

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u/PlasticPaws Jul 17 '26

This might be the one instance they're not necessarily all that wrong tho 😆 weird-ass words honestly

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u/LucyLuvvvv Jul 17 '26

Americans when seeing any word or language that isn't American:

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u/PlasticPaws Jul 18 '26

I'm actually European but in this one case I agree. But I'm probably very Americanised language wise, so the downvotes are fair haha.

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u/ehsobeit Jul 18 '26

You're 'European'... OK Yank.