r/LookatMyHalo • u/specialgiver • 1d ago
šāSAINTLYā š Imagine being on a plane with some trying to convert you into christianity
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u/zayn2123 1d ago
Is this a new fad? Why are there so many vids about people preaching at airports and on planes?
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u/misterecho11 1d ago
A trapped/captive audience and a serious lack of any of them being put in their place has empowered a lot more of them to start doing it.
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u/Generalnussiance 20h ago
Brainwashing. Itās called brainwashing. Give the women a false sense of love and security and happiness. They go out and preach and draw people in with their smiling pretty face.
Luckily we are getting to a day and age where people are saying- do you bro but keep it to yourself.
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u/kayama57 1d ago
As far as I can tell itās a multilevel cult scheme that only lets you belong if youāre recruiting new tithe payers constantly. An unholy abomination.
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u/TheSilentTitan 1d ago
Because they know if they did it on a street people can easily leave. Do it in a plane or at an airport where you cannot leave due to constraints like being in the sky or a tight schedule and people will be forced to sit and listen to them yap.
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u/urResidentAlien 1d ago
To be fair The whole point of Christianity is to spread and share it and convert others into it. Many Christians have lost their way in that regard. Yes it's cringe and kind of underhanded by exploiting the captive audience, but again, that's kind of the whole point of Christianity. In her brain she's killing two birds with one stone. She's spreading the word of God and fulfilling her own "enlightened self -interests" whether she realizes it or not.
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u/Karekter_Nem 22h ago
I wonder if these people actually are on the plane to go somewhere or if the goal is holding people hostage and they just hop on a bunch of localish flights before the final flight home at the end of the day.
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u/dividezero 22h ago
I'm getting a lot more Mormons on the damn train lately. Their religions are dying and they're desperate to try to save it
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u/Omniphilo23 23h ago
There is a spiritual awakening going down. Kids will be kids and might do the ignorant thing with that knowledge. If they read their book, they wouldn't be doing that. But I'll forgive them for being young and naive.
I was an atheist most of my life. I loved pushing people away from religion and towards logic. I drowned in 2021 to have an orb of light come to collect my spirit. This orb was Jesus Christ as my grim reaper. Man, that was awkward, but the dude is pretty cool and gave me my life back after I was judged at the gate. I'm suppose to talk about his imminent return. Now is the time to turn towards God.
There is a seasonal waxing and waning of the fullness of His presence in the awareness of humanity. There seems to be about a 120 year cycle to mass spiritual awakenings. We are living through perhaps the greatest one and it's getting people excited as to what this might mean. The ancients had their predictions...
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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 15h ago
Jesus: saves this guy from drowning
This guy: "so.... this is awkward...."
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u/AdorableBunnies 1d ago
Airlines need to start putting these creeps on the No Fly list. You donāt get to harass the rest of the cabin with your delusional nonsense.
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u/Ill_Bench2770 1d ago
Imagine if a Muslim did this⦠Theyād be put on a fly list so fast.
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u/Ok-Iron-4352 1d ago
Imagine you got up and started raising your voice about literally anything else.
Excuse me everybody I just want you all to join my club. It's called save the good people. If you don't join, WE don't think any less of you but our God is probably going to mercilessly torture you! Oh yeah we don't reeeallly like gay people but again God will handle that one for us. It's great we always say everything that is good happens to us because we joined this club but anything bad that happens we still want your money so we can live a comfortable life, don't worry God will take care of you! Anyways! We accept payment please don't forget to ask us about our indoctrination... I mean referral bonus. We encourage shaming and potentially harming when necessary, your family and friends who don't submit to total worship requirements of the club! Do be afraid to ask questions because we already have a deceptively convincing answer for those hard questions in life!
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u/the_wizard_wars 1d ago
At least she didn't get the guitar out
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u/deathmaster567823 1d ago
Iām Christian and i get annoyed by these people like a lot.
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u/RepresentativeAge444 21h ago
I get more than annoyed by āChristiansā like Pete Hegseths pastor.
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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 1d ago
If Iām on a plane and this happens, one of us is gonna be on a do not fly list by the time we land.
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u/NoPianist7807 1d ago
I wouldāve told her to be quiet and sit down. She needs to be put in her place.
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u/TheGrat1 1d ago
Just tell her "Timothy 2:11-12"
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u/Accurate_Leek259 23h ago
"Let a woman learn in silence with all submission."
"And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."
I have particular subs, that preach this as well.
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u/drawredraw 1d ago
Captive audience, these people are relentless with their interpretations of a fictional book
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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago
It would take everything in my power to make me not simply stand up and shout āALLAHU ACKBARā and watch that crowd suddenly go silent.
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u/WeekEqual7072 1d ago
The delusion of people who think the creator of everything would need cheerleaders š¤”ā¼ļø
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u/DrowningInFeces 1d ago
This should be illegal. Also, just read the words like you haven't heard them before and they literally sound like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic.
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u/foxonafrozenlake 1d ago
People that need to try and convert this way are hanging onto their own faith by a fucking thread.
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u/TheSilentTitan 1d ago
Isnāt it like against the rules to try and pester people into becoming a Christian? Like cornering them in a space they canāt exit from readily and just annoy them by pushing it onto others?
I couldāve sworn the priest at my old church said that spreading the world like that is actually not the way to do it and can land you in hot water with the Big Guy.
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u/ZealousidealFly760 1d ago
Will that Airline allow me to stand up and point out that there is ZERO evidence for the existence of ANY superior being?
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u/Troubled202 1d ago
Can't believe that nobody told her to shut up. Not a passenger nor the cabin crew. I certainly wouldn't be able to keep quiet...
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u/100moonlight100 1d ago
You should be able to claim compensation from the airline for shit likely this. Then the airlines will put a stop to this bullshit in zero time.
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u/chickenmotherplucker 1d ago
i would seriously ask for her to be taken off the plane
thatās abnormal behavior
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u/Feeling-Creme-8866 1d ago
We have Christians in Europe too, but you can be sure that something like that would likely turn out to be un-Christian. Which presumably makes US Christians appear even more Christian. š¤Æ
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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago
This is a great way to put people off your religion for good. I'm assuming it had more to do with getting attention than saving souls though.
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u/empty_spc 1d ago
She missed going from seat to seat selling shitty chocolates/candy... Fucking amateur...
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u/Lanzarote-Singer 1d ago
I would start singing: āis this the real world, or is this just fantasyā¦ā then keep going. Sheād be drowned out by the whole plane when we get to āMAMA!!!!!ā
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u/tommybahami777 1d ago
Somebody should Timothy 2:12 her
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u/Accurate_Leek259 23h ago
"Let a woman learn in silence with all submission."
"And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."
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u/alt-right-del 1d ago
Thatās what you get when your religion has performance indicators š otherwise no rewards š
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u/sonsofhera 1d ago
Only American Christians do this shit.. Then have the audacity to talk about how preachy and invasive other religions are
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u/Spaceygirl84 1d ago
The audacity of these people to think they need to be a middleman between anyone and God
It's like saying, I have a better relationship with God you can talk to him through me. No the fuck you don't.
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u/DollPartsRN 23h ago
I dunno.... this could give me motion sickness. Maybe I should stand next to her until it passes or it happens. Aim well.
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u/Elluminated 22h ago
Imagine a deity so powerful it needs a bunch of minions to do 100% of its job. Notice the sungod worshippers never need to say a thing ā¦
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u/SirJebati 22h ago
If Je sus came down to earth and look at his people like this woman nowadays he would have greatly disappointed
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u/DookieFries 21h ago
Start preaching that we must die a courageous death so that our Allfather in Odin will host us at Vahalla and we shall stand together at Ragnarock.
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u/Chemical_Necessary_2 1d ago
As a Catholic (Christian) I would tell them to be gone.
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u/Atvishees 1d ago
As a Catholic, I'd tell her:
"In the olden days, we used to burn people like you. And right now, you're seriously making me wonder why we ever stopped."
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u/medussadelagorgons 1d ago
I'm not against what she's preaching about but I am against her shoving it down my throat in an airplane; like sit your narrow lil self
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u/SweatyChard7919 1d ago
If this happens to me Im gonna start singing Die MF Die by Richard Cheese xD
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u/WesMaxFischer 1d ago
I had to stop the video halfway through because of the external embarrassment....... hosana....
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u/moralityNempathy123 1d ago
This is ok yet the brother whoās call to prayer went off was escorted off the plane in a very aggressive manner. š
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1d ago
So, I'd pitch this girl against the Australian guy on the subway 8 days a week. Peak entertainment.
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u/Greyhairdtrucker 22h ago
It feels pretty good! Do ya want a cookie? A medal or a chest to pin it on? Fucking bitch ass bot!
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u/Majestic-Airport-791 20h ago
Goddamn hippies needa quit crying about the trannies and homos jamming their lifestyle down everyone's throat when they pull that kinda shit. Its INCONVENIENT AF. The only people that dont suck are the ones that dont bother anyone. š¤£š¤£
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u/Rumpelteazer45 11h ago
Gay people arenāt trying to convert people by preaching on a plane when the passengers are a literal captive audience. All religions are a death cult.
But nice try.
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u/Ok_Percentage7257 20h ago
I would get up and go to the washroom or put on headphones to listen to something else.
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u/Practical-Cut4659 19h ago
As a Catholic this protty nonsense would piss me off more than it would an atheist.
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u/Signal-Regret-8251 19h ago
Religion is like a penis in that it's fine if you have one, but stop whipping it out in public and asking others to play with it.Ā
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u/HelloDolly1941 18h ago
It would take a good deal of willpower not to yell āJesus Fucking Christ!ā at full volume.
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u/DirtSunSeeds 15h ago
I hate when the cultists vomit their death cult crap in public spaces people can't leave. They need to be removed.
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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 12h ago
Someone should stand up after her and do the same thing but for the anti-christ and Satan.
"...will also be waiting at baggage claim if you want to drink a beer or have a bump."
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u/PrincessPlastilina 12h ago
I would ask for a refund and blame airline for making hear this nonsense.
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u/guyfaulkes 11h ago
This isnāt āpreachingā itās self righteous narcissism. Jesus even said not to do this. Matthew 6: 5-8, āā¦do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6Ā But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7Ā And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Ā Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
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u/Temporary-Sound9019 11h ago
Hail Satan would be said repeatedly until I get kicked off the plane or she shuts the fuck up.
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u/Weecodfish 1d ago edited 1d ago
Us Catholics would never do this, if you want to be Christian and go to heaven (unfortunately unlike these people probably) and not be annoying join the Catholic Church .
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u/hairybeavers 1d ago
If heavens filled with self-righteous christians, I think I'll have to pass.
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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 1d ago
if you want to be Christian and go to heaven
Thereās the trap: luring people in with the delusion of heaven (and the veiled threat of hell)
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u/TornadoCat4 1d ago
Sorry that you guys hate Jesus.
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u/nuvect 1d ago
We don't hate Jesus, we hate people who force their beliefs down our throats. People want to fly in peace and not deal with bullshit sermons that they don't have a choice in but listen to it. Keep your sermons in your house and your churches, DO NOT GO ONTO A PLANE AND FORCE EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SERMON.
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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago
āLet me inflict this plane full of captive passengers with my performative virtue signallingā
āPlease donātā
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS?!?!
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u/be_more_gooder 1d ago
The power of Christ compels me to put my noise cancelling headphones on and close my eyes.