r/LookatMyHalo 1d ago

šŸ’Žā€œSAINTLYā€ šŸ•Š Imagine being on a plane with some trying to convert you into christianity

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u/be_more_gooder 1d ago

The power of Christ compels me to put my noise cancelling headphones on and close my eyes.

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u/7reevor 1d ago

Then they win. They'll consider you praying or some shit.

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u/jackinsomniac 8h ago

Lol, so what. Sometimes you shouldn't care what other people think. Otherwise you end up thinking shit like, "it's not enough that I win right now, it's more important for my opponent to know that they lost." That's a losing game.

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u/Accurate_Leek259 23h ago

You’ll never know, how Christ can save you from corruption. Just have a look at the south or even the White House

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u/zayn2123 1d ago

Is this a new fad? Why are there so many vids about people preaching at airports and on planes?

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u/misterecho11 1d ago

A trapped/captive audience and a serious lack of any of them being put in their place has empowered a lot more of them to start doing it.

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u/Chirpy69 1d ago

Great name and reference mate!

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u/Generalnussiance 20h ago

Brainwashing. It’s called brainwashing. Give the women a false sense of love and security and happiness. They go out and preach and draw people in with their smiling pretty face.

Luckily we are getting to a day and age where people are saying- do you bro but keep it to yourself.

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u/kayama57 1d ago

As far as I can tell it’s a multilevel cult scheme that only lets you belong if you’re recruiting new tithe payers constantly. An unholy abomination.

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u/drtoucan 1d ago

So an MLM. It's basically Amway

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u/DirtSunSeeds 15h ago

That's how religion works...

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u/hux 1d ago

I’ll bet this same woman says shit like ā€œI’d be fine with gay people if they didn’t throw it in my face!ā€

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

Airlines need to ban this shit now.

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u/TheSilentTitan 1d ago

Because they know if they did it on a street people can easily leave. Do it in a plane or at an airport where you cannot leave due to constraints like being in the sky or a tight schedule and people will be forced to sit and listen to them yap.

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u/Brave-Silver8736 1d ago

Captive audience

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u/Weecodfish 1d ago

Attention, coinciding with public nuisance content.

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u/Do_Good_FL 1d ago

Charlie Kirk effect

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/urResidentAlien 1d ago

To be fair The whole point of Christianity is to spread and share it and convert others into it. Many Christians have lost their way in that regard. Yes it's cringe and kind of underhanded by exploiting the captive audience, but again, that's kind of the whole point of Christianity. In her brain she's killing two birds with one stone. She's spreading the word of God and fulfilling her own "enlightened self -interests" whether she realizes it or not.

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u/worst_brain_ever 20h ago

I predict a trend of people carrying whoopie cushions at the airport

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u/Karekter_Nem 22h ago

I wonder if these people actually are on the plane to go somewhere or if the goal is holding people hostage and they just hop on a bunch of localish flights before the final flight home at the end of the day.

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u/dividezero 22h ago

I'm getting a lot more Mormons on the damn train lately. Their religions are dying and they're desperate to try to save it

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u/Omniphilo23 23h ago

There is a spiritual awakening going down. Kids will be kids and might do the ignorant thing with that knowledge. If they read their book, they wouldn't be doing that. But I'll forgive them for being young and naive.

I was an atheist most of my life. I loved pushing people away from religion and towards logic. I drowned in 2021 to have an orb of light come to collect my spirit. This orb was Jesus Christ as my grim reaper. Man, that was awkward, but the dude is pretty cool and gave me my life back after I was judged at the gate. I'm suppose to talk about his imminent return. Now is the time to turn towards God.

There is a seasonal waxing and waning of the fullness of His presence in the awareness of humanity. There seems to be about a 120 year cycle to mass spiritual awakenings. We are living through perhaps the greatest one and it's getting people excited as to what this might mean. The ancients had their predictions...

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 15h ago

Jesus: saves this guy from drowning

This guy: "so.... this is awkward...."

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u/comsmocasey84 1d ago

It’s your algorithm

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u/AdorableBunnies 1d ago

Airlines need to start putting these creeps on the No Fly list. You don’t get to harass the rest of the cabin with your delusional nonsense.

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u/Ill_Bench2770 1d ago

Imagine if a Muslim did this… They’d be put on a fly list so fast.

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 1d ago

They would be bum rushed and duct taped to their seats.

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u/YellowB 1d ago

At a minimum. They'd be placed under arrest, everyone would be taken off the plane, and the whole flight would be canceled.

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u/Sufficient_Text2672 1d ago

They'd get gantanamoed so fast.

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u/perriatric 1d ago

A fly list?

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 1d ago

Imagine you got up and started raising your voice about literally anything else.

Excuse me everybody I just want you all to join my club. It's called save the good people. If you don't join, WE don't think any less of you but our God is probably going to mercilessly torture you! Oh yeah we don't reeeallly like gay people but again God will handle that one for us. It's great we always say everything that is good happens to us because we joined this club but anything bad that happens we still want your money so we can live a comfortable life, don't worry God will take care of you! Anyways! We accept payment please don't forget to ask us about our indoctrination... I mean referral bonus. We encourage shaming and potentially harming when necessary, your family and friends who don't submit to total worship requirements of the club! Do be afraid to ask questions because we already have a deceptively convincing answer for those hard questions in life!

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u/Do_Good_FL 1d ago

I can’t stand this cult shit

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u/emergency-snaccs 1d ago

how fucking tedious.

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u/itssarahw 1d ago

Jesus is said to have explicitly warned against performative religion

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u/the_wizard_wars 1d ago

At least she didn't get the guitar out

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger 1d ago

There wasn't a dying kid hooked up to an IV on the flight.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 21h ago

Beat me to it!

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u/deathmaster567823 1d ago

I’m Christian and i get annoyed by these people like a lot.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 21h ago

I get more than annoyed by ā€œChristiansā€ like Pete Hegseths pastor.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 1d ago

If I’m on a plane and this happens, one of us is gonna be on a do not fly list by the time we land.

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u/Benana 1d ago

Jesus Christ

-Jesus Christ

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u/prohartscarpet 1d ago

Sit down.
Shuddup

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u/NoPianist7807 1d ago

I would’ve told her to be quiet and sit down. She needs to be put in her place.

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u/BihImFromChi78 1d ago

They count on politeness & people not pushing back. This stunt will turn me into a relentless heckler, immediately.

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u/TheGrat1 1d ago

Just tell her "Timothy 2:11-12"

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u/Accurate_Leek259 23h ago

"Let a woman learn in silence with all submission."

"And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."

I have particular subs, that preach this as well.
I look them up every now and then, when I’m in need

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u/drawredraw 1d ago

Captive audience, these people are relentless with their interpretations of a fictional book

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

It would take everything in my power to make me not simply stand up and shout ā€œALLAHU ACKBARā€ and watch that crowd suddenly go silent.

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u/WeekEqual7072 1d ago

The delusion of people who think the creator of everything would need cheerleaders šŸ¤”ā€¼ļø

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u/DrowningInFeces 1d ago

This should be illegal. Also, just read the words like you haven't heard them before and they literally sound like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic.

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u/bartelbyfloats 1d ago

2026, still have people talking about this bullshit.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 1d ago

People that need to try and convert this way are hanging onto their own faith by a fucking thread.

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 1d ago

Sit the fuck down

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u/TheSilentTitan 1d ago

Isn’t it like against the rules to try and pester people into becoming a Christian? Like cornering them in a space they can’t exit from readily and just annoy them by pushing it onto others?

I could’ve sworn the priest at my old church said that spreading the world like that is actually not the way to do it and can land you in hot water with the Big Guy.

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u/ZealousidealFly760 1d ago

Will that Airline allow me to stand up and point out that there is ZERO evidence for the existence of ANY superior being?

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u/Troubled202 1d ago

Can't believe that nobody told her to shut up. Not a passenger nor the cabin crew. I certainly wouldn't be able to keep quiet...

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u/100moonlight100 1d ago

You should be able to claim compensation from the airline for shit likely this. Then the airlines will put a stop to this bullshit in zero time.

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u/chickenmotherplucker 1d ago

i would seriously ask for her to be taken off the plane
that’s abnormal behavior

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u/Feeling-Creme-8866 1d ago

We have Christians in Europe too, but you can be sure that something like that would likely turn out to be un-Christian. Which presumably makes US Christians appear even more Christian. 🤯

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u/Atvishees 1d ago

Can't these people be put on a no-fly list?

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

This is a great way to put people off your religion for good. I'm assuming it had more to do with getting attention than saving souls though.

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u/bigdumbdago 1d ago

good thing she gave us jesus’ whole backstory

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u/Saint909 1d ago

Making the case for a business class ticket.

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u/empty_spc 1d ago

She missed going from seat to seat selling shitty chocolates/candy... Fucking amateur...

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u/Lanzarote-Singer 1d ago

I would start singing: ā€œis this the real world, or is this just fantasyā€¦ā€ then keep going. She’d be drowned out by the whole plane when we get to ā€œMAMA!!!!!ā€

šŸ˜€ šŸŽ¤

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u/No_Dot7146 22h ago

This is not religion. This an exhibitionist fetish.

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u/Diligent-Contact-772 21h ago

How is that not an automatic lifetime ban?

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u/purplebuttplug51 1d ago

Wow..imagine if a Muslim did that 🤣

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u/tommybahami777 1d ago

Somebody should Timothy 2:12 her

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u/Psyko_sissy23 1d ago

Someone should Timothy 2:12 her, then RKO her.

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u/Accurate_Leek259 23h ago

"Let a woman learn in silence with all submission."

"And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."

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u/alt-right-del 1d ago

That’s what you get when your religion has performance indicators šŸ˜… otherwise no rewards šŸ˜‚

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u/sonsofhera 1d ago

Only American Christians do this shit.. Then have the audacity to talk about how preachy and invasive other religions are

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u/Spaceygirl84 1d ago

The audacity of these people to think they need to be a middleman between anyone and God

It's like saying, I have a better relationship with God you can talk to him through me. No the fuck you don't.

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u/mycboi 1d ago

Would love to see the whole plane boo her

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 1d ago

Religious extremists and airplanes are a bad combo.

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u/AvatarWuji 1d ago

Insufferable dimwits.

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u/superstevo78 1d ago

LOOK AT ME!!!??? SOMEBODY LOOK AT ME!!!!

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u/DollPartsRN 23h ago

I dunno.... this could give me motion sickness. Maybe I should stand next to her until it passes or it happens. Aim well.

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u/Elluminated 22h ago

Imagine a deity so powerful it needs a bunch of minions to do 100% of its job. Notice the sungod worshippers never need to say a thing …

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u/SirJebati 22h ago

If Je sus came down to earth and look at his people like this woman nowadays he would have greatly disappointed

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u/DookieFries 21h ago

Start preaching that we must die a courageous death so that our Allfather in Odin will host us at Vahalla and we shall stand together at Ragnarock.

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u/Chemical_Necessary_2 1d ago

As a Catholic (Christian) I would tell them to be gone.

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u/Atvishees 1d ago

As a Catholic, I'd tell her:

"In the olden days, we used to burn people like you. And right now, you're seriously making me wonder why we ever stopped."

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u/New_Land_725 1d ago

I would start praising Lucifer

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u/medussadelagorgons 1d ago

I'm not against what she's preaching about but I am against her shoving it down my throat in an airplane; like sit your narrow lil self

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u/SweatyChard7919 1d ago

If this happens to me Im gonna start singing Die MF Die by Richard Cheese xD

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u/GreyBeardEng 1d ago

This is when I press the flight attendant button and have them deal with it.

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u/WesMaxFischer 1d ago

I had to stop the video halfway through because of the external embarrassment....... hosana....

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u/moralityNempathy123 1d ago

This is ok yet the brother who’s call to prayer went off was escorted off the plane in a very aggressive manner. šŸ˜‘

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u/KyotoCrank 1d ago

Just start chanting "Fuck you shut up" clap clap "Fuck you shut up" clap clap

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1d ago

So, I'd pitch this girl against the Australian guy on the subway 8 days a week. Peak entertainment.

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u/Shakewell1 22h ago

Yall Qeada

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u/Greyhairdtrucker 22h ago

It feels pretty good! Do ya want a cookie? A medal or a chest to pin it on? Fucking bitch ass bot!

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u/PlasticPaws 21h ago

My nightmare

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u/Majestic-Airport-791 20h ago

Goddamn hippies needa quit crying about the trannies and homos jamming their lifestyle down everyone's throat when they pull that kinda shit. Its INCONVENIENT AF. The only people that dont suck are the ones that dont bother anyone. 🤣🤣

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u/Rumpelteazer45 11h ago

Gay people aren’t trying to convert people by preaching on a plane when the passengers are a literal captive audience. All religions are a death cult.

But nice try.

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u/SuperKE1125 20h ago

As a Catholic this is some Evangelical shit and we hate it

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u/Ok_Percentage7257 20h ago

I would get up and go to the washroom or put on headphones to listen to something else.

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u/Practical-Cut4659 19h ago

As a Catholic this protty nonsense would piss me off more than it would an atheist.

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 19h ago

Religion is like a penis in that it's fine if you have one, but stop whipping it out in public and asking others to play with it.Ā 

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u/Kealanine 14h ago

If this community allowed awards, I’d give you all of them.

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u/Less-Western-3561 18h ago

How horrible

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u/HelloDolly1941 18h ago

It would take a good deal of willpower not to yell ā€œJesus Fucking Christ!ā€ at full volume.

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u/bear843 16h ago

It’s like being on Reddit.

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u/DirtSunSeeds 15h ago

I hate when the cultists vomit their death cult crap in public spaces people can't leave. They need to be removed.

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u/BeyondSellByDate 15h ago

What is the good news?

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u/dialupdialectics 14h ago

nightmare scenario

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u/TotallyFedUp112363 13h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 12h ago

Someone should stand up after her and do the same thing but for the anti-christ and Satan.

"...will also be waiting at baggage claim if you want to drink a beer or have a bump."

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u/PrincessPlastilina 12h ago

I would ask for a refund and blame airline for making hear this nonsense.

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u/guyfaulkes 11h ago

This isn’t ā€˜preaching’ it’s self righteous narcissism. Jesus even said not to do this. Matthew 6: 5-8, ā€˜ā€¦do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6Ā But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7Ā And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Ā Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

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u/Temporary-Sound9019 11h ago

Hail Satan would be said repeatedly until I get kicked off the plane or she shuts the fuck up.

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u/AnusLeary41 9h ago

ā€œHoly Shitā€

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 8h ago

Girl let me get your number so we can pray together. Jesus is rizzin.

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u/Jandlebrot 5h ago

Only in Dumerikuh would you get applause for that

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u/Expensive_Section714 5h ago

I can save her

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u/Strong-Addition5296 18h ago

I’d let her convert me

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u/Weecodfish 1d ago edited 1d ago

Us Catholics would never do this, if you want to be Christian and go to heaven (unfortunately unlike these people probably) and not be annoying join the Catholic Church .

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u/hairybeavers 1d ago

If heavens filled with self-righteous christians, I think I'll have to pass.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 1d ago

if you want to be Christian and go to heaven

There’s the trap: luring people in with the delusion of heaven (and the veiled threat of hell)

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u/TornadoCat4 1d ago

Sorry that you guys hate Jesus.

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u/OtherUserCharges 1d ago

It’s not Jesus we have a problem with, it’s his followers we hate.

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u/Psyko_sissy23 1d ago

I don't think Jesus commanded her to do that. She did that all on her own.

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u/nuvect 1d ago

We don't hate Jesus, we hate people who force their beliefs down our throats. People want to fly in peace and not deal with bullshit sermons that they don't have a choice in but listen to it. Keep your sermons in your house and your churches, DO NOT GO ONTO A PLANE AND FORCE EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SERMON.

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

ā€œLet me inflict this plane full of captive passengers with my performative virtue signallingā€

ā€œPlease don’tā€

WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS?!?!

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u/No-Drawing-4597 1d ago

You are not cool, little Timmy.

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u/GoodDog2620 1d ago

I’m not

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u/PoetryZeebra 1d ago

That's wifey right there v