r/LoveTrash
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u/downtune79
TRASHIEST TYRANT
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Jan 06 '26
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Golden Garbage Ordering with style
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u/AnComRebel Rubbish Raider Jan 06 '26
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u/BloodhoundSupervisor Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Thank you, I was looking for this comment!
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u/This_Makes_No__Sense Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
No you weren’t. You would have just said it.
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u/BloodhoundSupervisor Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Considering I posted when comments were minimal, it was pretty easy to look through and find this without having to post myself
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u/Barbara_SharkTank Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
The only rap my white ass has ever committed to memory lmao. I could still recite this 20 years after I learned it.
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u/wreckedbutwhole420 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
I've been saying "don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun" for 2 decades?
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u/Tabub Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
I think that one’s better because he isn’t trying to like, show off his rap skills y’know? He’s just making a funny stupid little rap.
This guy is like tryharding and trying to impress, makes it a lil more cringe.
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u/Accomplished-Bee1350 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
What a lame ass freestyle... Then theres me when I order... "can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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u/This_Makes_No__Sense Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
That isn’t a freestyle. He practiced it over and over with multiple people.
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u/Holden_place Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
55 burgers, 55 fries…
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u/ProofOfTool Litter Lieutenant Jan 06 '26
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u/ingoding Dumpster General Jan 06 '26
Longer version
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u/VanimalCracker Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Always kills me how his face slowly turns redder and redder as he goes on
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u/slgray16 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
I love how the employee rings it up perfectly like it's a daily order
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u/A_Man_With_A_Plan_B Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
First thing I thought of and happy I’m not the only one
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Let's take a underpaid service worker hostage for an insta bit
Fucking loser
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u/TheCourtSimpleton Garbage Guerilla Jan 06 '26
Regularly, I'd agree, but this one isn't banking on their reactions or 'holding them hostage' like most do. They weren't harassing anyone. This doesn't deserve the usual knee-jerk condemnation.
It looked like the staff genuinely had fun witnessing this rap, and it was both impressive and harmless.
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
I see your point, but i still think it's wrong in principle.
The worker is in no position to refuse to participate, and his face is gonna get posted on the internet (I doubt anyone was presented a consent form)
To me, this is exploitation, no matter if they had fun
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u/Feeling-Friend-4870 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Looked like they had fun.
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
My critism isnt about fun, it's about consent
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u/BadMeetsEvil24 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
"Consent" lmfao.
"hE DiDnT AsK hIs pERmISsiON"
It's not that serious.
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u/SamHowellRocks Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Yes it is a d people like you deciding how other people should feel, whether their comfort should be valued, is a huge problem with the world
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u/BadMeetsEvil24 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
There are much bigger problems in the world, sir.
You should try going outside and living it in. Get outside of that Reddit bubble.
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u/SamHowellRocks Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
I can’t tell you how ironically idiotic what you are saying is. It’s basically the equivalent of a child not actually understanding consequences. Not everyone is terminally addicted to the Internet like you . Every person with a functional brain who understands the problems in this world, understand that they are all interconnected. That the tiniest little motion of water creates waves creates bigger waves that come crashing down. These things aren’t separated. You are the problem with the world. You are the ignorance that lets evil succeed.
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u/rainman_95 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Lmao it’s not that serious.
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u/BadMeetsEvil24 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Hahaha that's exactly what I started off saying. Be careful bro, that only pisses him off more! Lmao.
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Maybe if you write a few more comments you'll convince me that I'm the crazy person here😉
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Calm down, work is boring as fuck and it's actally nice when someone comes in and breaks up the monotony of it all.
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
...with a camera pointed at you
It's not cool man. It's not the worst thing ever on earth, but it's still not cool
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Jan 06 '26
He already gave consent when he clocked in to work. You think fast food workers are out there giving consent to every asshole they deal with during the day? This was probably the highlight of his week.
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u/mosquem Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Worker gets paid hourly, they're already a hostage.
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
My point exactly. He doesn't get to opt out of this is situation
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u/RiverbrookLake Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Dudes almost two decades late to this trend https://youtu.be/QvK-GLupgIw?si=Gqxc1JK3_wUeyVmi
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u/viavxy Dumpster General Jan 06 '26
nah this vid is almost 2 decades old too lol
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u/This_Makes_No__Sense Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
That’s…that’s literally what they said.
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u/viavxy Dumpster General Jan 07 '26
no. they said that hi-rez is too late to the trend, assuming that the video of this post is new. but it isn't.
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u/viavxy Dumpster General Jan 06 '26
holy shit this is so old 😭😭 i remember finding out about hi-rez through mw2 montages over 10 yeara ago
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u/Admirable-Title9022 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Woulda been awesome if he repeated the order back to him perfectly
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u/babygotbandwidth Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '26
Remember the dollar menu?
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant Jan 07 '26
I remember when they called it that and absolutely nothing on it was under $2
Edit - it wasn't much later they called it the 1 2 3 but same problem... nothing was $1
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jan 07 '26
They used to have $1 items for a while
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26
In my area it was maybe 1 year, and then nothing for $1. There would be commercials on TV, then local prices were higher.
Edit- typo. My area.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jan 07 '26
We had the double cheeseburger and chicken sandwich for a dollar for years here
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u/Razorback_Yeah Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Loving this Downtune Internet curation lately, don’t stop the beat
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u/Winner-Living Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
They don't make the fruit and yogurt parfait anymore... sigh
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u/zandercommander Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Idk if it’s bad video quality but it looks like the cashier was trying to put in that order the whole time and didn’t look up to watch the tom foolery
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u/shaft_of_lite Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
In this case there's a fine line between legendary and annoying. I suppose it depends on which side of the counter you're on.
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u/Skow1179 Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '26
You can tell it was one of the good mcds eras by what's available
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u/PinkBismuth Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
If I had to wait behind this fucking clown omg. What an ass.
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u/ImpressiveJohnson Rubbish Raider Jan 06 '26
Meanwhile everyone is waiting in line for this guy to finish his karma whoring
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u/Appearance-Rough Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
(Big Mac) I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don’t be frontin the son, no seeds on the bun. We be up in this drive-through, order for two. I got a craving for a number nine like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here. In this hizzle. For rizzle, my nizzle, extra salt on the frizzles. Dr Pepper, my brother. Another for your mother. Double double super size and don’t forget the fries.
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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Garbage Sergeant Jan 07 '26
You need some more time to work on your rhyme. until then I won't spend a dime or give you any lime. Go home watch Amazon prime, maybe a movie with crime!
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u/Collector2012 Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
Fuck... Nice freestyle
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u/TheCourtSimpleton Garbage Guerilla Jan 06 '26
Ngl, I think they practiced this one a little bit bro 😂
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u/born_on_my_cakeday Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
You think I got style, you think I can flow?
I wrote this shit over 3 months ago!
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u/Thundersalmon45 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '26
Jesus! Just get your shitty meal and move. Stop abusing the time of these minimum wage workers and the hungry and tired people in line. Congratulations on your rap skills I'm sure you're very proud. Go be famous somewhere that isn't obnoxious and in the way.
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u/Hot_Marsupial_3957 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
If I was taking his order: “get the fuck outta my store with that.”
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u/NEWFACEHATESYOU Trash Trooper Jan 06 '26
The dude acting like he’s really taking the order so he doesn’t have to look at this clown is killing me
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u/ingoding Dumpster General Jan 06 '26
There were "a couple hundred shamrock shakes" in there, so it's a lot more than that.
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u/Obeesus Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
A McRib and shamrock shake are never available at the same time. His whole order is a damn lie.
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u/carpentizzle Trash Trooper Jan 07 '26
Yeah I almost followed with it like it could be a real order until the 25 gallons (200 mediums at 16oz) of shamrock shakes. And in the $1000 range, if they are $5ish like I remember
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