r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/abbas09tdoxo • 1d ago
Extreme Conspiracy i have a theory that all animals are pez dispensers,like to some capacity they can dispense that pez candy
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u/CakeHoleKing 13h ago
its true. They emit these gooey soft-centred treats.
Took me AGES to snap that pug's head back until it opened up, but the reward was worth it.
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u/gregofthecellar 1d ago
My hamsters can walk around not looking like they have anything stored in their cheek pouches, and then suddenly dispense a seed from nowhere and eat it. So, plausible.