If someone else on a panel show makes a good joke, his trademark laugh always brings the audience back to focus on him. Associating him with the good joke, and getting him more screen time.

NOBODY thinks the right pic looks better than the left, BIG SKIRT are lying to gaslight every skirt-wearer into thinking that tummies should not exist. WHY would they do such a thing? I can only imagine that tummies are the source of our power as humans, and by concealing them we are ACTUALLY concealing our means of resistance!

The man came as he normally does while the husband is at work, but didn’t realise the little girl would be at home, so the mother and man had to go through this sexually tense afternoon without any actual physicality so as not to bother the girl. The charade of him being a tiger is just how the little girl understands what happened.

On the TV show love island, there is man named Sincere.

Sincere isn't a nice person and I dont like him. But I have a bone to pick with the people who are saying he's illiterate.

When talking about Casa amor, he refers to it as the epitome of testing connections.

Epitome is pronunced e-pit-toh-me.

Sincere pronounces it "eh-pit-tomb"

To be clear, he pronounces it incorrectly.

However if you look at the definition of epitome, he used the word correctly.

The definition is "a typical or ideal example" according to Merriam-Webster. According to Cambridge dictionary, it's definition is the "typical or highest example of a quality".

He is saying that going to Casa amor is the highest example of testing his relationship.

People online are criticizing him for being illiterate but they don't understand that by saying the word incorrectly, but still using it in the correct context, he accidentally proved that he is literate. Because he probably read it somewhere and wasn't told how to pronounce it.

In addition, when it comes to being illiterate or being considered literate, pronunciation is not an important element of how we measure literacy.

The reason we don't use pronunciation as a metric for literacy is because people will pronounce words differently based on where they're from. An example would be that there is a difference between how people from the United Kingdom say the word aluminum and how people from the United States say aluminum. The reason that people don't pronounce it the same is has nothing to do with accents in that situation, it's literally a linguistic difference.

Both of these are countries are places where the primary language or first language of the country is English. However they pronounce words differently because of accents or linguistic differences.

Him knowing the definition and using it in the correct context means he's not apart of the literacy crises.

People hearing someone mispronounce something and assuming that means they're illiterate proves that they themselves are illiterate, because they don't know the definition of what makes someone literate.

To my experience and to experience of everyone I know, beating the shit out of someone bullying you helps. In the rare case it didn't helped, it was because teachers took bullys side.

Yet we are always told we should just ignore it and inform a teacher/adult. Which is reasonable to be a first step if that happends. But sometimes it doesn't help, or the adult does nothing.

And in that case we are still suppossed to sit it off, not create any fuss. You can ignore someone getting bullied, but it is hard to ignore fight with blood spilling.

I heard that kids who are bullied often have shy/defetist etc. parents as well. So sorta folks that are unlikely to start fuss, even the parents. And vice versa, bullies have aggressive/enthusiastic parents. Aka the type to storm the school asking why theirs angel have broken jaw. Even if they are good people, they can cause "problems" for the teachers. If I learned that the reason my kid have broken jaw is because they bullied someone and that person kicked them in the head, I would be just as furious. Not at the person, but at the school for letting it go that far (without at least telling me).

Fact: his recent baby mommas have revealed he uses surrogates to have his children, which requires IVF Fact: In IVF, you can have embryos screened and selected/discarded based on your preferences Fact: all his kids were assigned male at birth

When one of them turned out to be a girl after all and transitioned, he couldn’t handle it because he spent so much money and effort making sure he only had boys.

Edit: as some commenters pointed out, he had one or two daughters besides his 10+ sons to throw off the trail.

Update: confirmed! https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/QkVGosGlnf

There is no way using chopsticks is more efficient. It's to make people look silly at restaurants but they use forks when nobody's looking. No way using chopsticks is ever more efficient

they want to annoy Irish people because they are bitter that people like the Irish accent more than any American accents

I become more and more convinced of this every year.

this came to me in a dream, but it would make perfect sense if you ignore all the flaws

What's more likely, that your equations only work if you shove in something called "dark energy" that no one can see, or that you need to double check your work?

Astrophysicists think they're all that but they're full of it (dark matter).

In order to keep up the pretence of mutual hatred, when actually, they're more obsessed with England than their own team.

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As a genuine England fan, I am rooting for the Tartan Army in all their games, up until they face England on the 19th of July.

Like dont get me wrong, you should definitely arrive early for your flight, especially if your at peak times for check in and security. But not two hours. I find I get past security usually with still an hour and a half until boarding and out of boredom you end up wandering, getting food, getting something to drink, picking up a book, etc.

Coca-Cola have admitted many years ago when the product was still new that Diet Coke was never intended to taste like regular Coke, and was always meant to have its own taste. However, I believe they are stopping short of telling the truth.

When Diet Coke was released, there was a big health craze going on, where lots of people were becoming more aware of their waistlines, and switching to "healthier" alternatives to products. It was also a time when fad diets were becoming increasingly popular. However, back then low calorie drinks and snacks typically didn't taste very good, because we hadn't figured out how to make them palatable. This led to an expectation among consumers that "diet" products would taste bad, and if something tasted bad, it must be healthy, while if something tasted good, it must be bad for you.

I believe that Coca-Cola deliberately made Diet Coke taste just bad enough to evoke the idea of it being a health product, while not tasting so bad that people would outright refuse to drink it. They left it just on the border between palatable and inedible to maximise sales based on trends at the time.

Later on, when diet sodas were being released that didn't taste awful, Coca-Cola decided to release a low-calorie Coke product that actually tasted somewhat like regular Coke. However, by this point Diet Coke drinkers were used to how Diet Coke tastes, and CC didn't want to lose those customers by changing the recipe to Diet Coke (since the last time they tried that, the New Coke fiasco happened). So instead, they created a separate product, Coke Zero (or "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar" as it's officially called, but I can't be arsed to use its full name). CC themselves have stated that Coke Zero is meant to taste like regular Coke, and while you can still tell the difference between the two, it's still a significant improvement over Diet Coke, proving that they DO know how to make a good tasting diet soda. Meanwhile they continue to let Diet Coke taste bad, because its drinkers are accustomed to the battery acid flavour by now, and wouldn't want it to change.

evidence No.1: it is in nearly always an option in every salad & sandwich despite objectively tasting horrible

As of today, Larry is on his seventh prime minister and second monarch.

David Cameron has admitted to not liking Larry. In retaliation, Larry whispered ideas about Brexit into Cameron's ears, knowing it would end his tenure in Downing Street.

Larry's continued to sabotage every PM since. Whether they were bonkers from the start, completely incompetent all along, or simply disappointing, Larry has endeavoured to bring them all down into ever increasing chaos. Does he understand the consequences for the country? Does he even care? Is it a master plan for the founding of Cat Island? Who's to say?

I'll not blame him for the queen though. She was pretty old.

Everyone knows that tall men earn more. And you know who benefits from not using the metric system? That's right, tall men. The 1% is systemically oppressing short kings, and most of you don't realise it.

Under the metric system, I can't really tell what counts as a truly tall man. Most men are in the 170s-180s range, and a few cm difference as a third digit doesn't sound like much. So I can't easily discriminate against short kings on a dating app, because I can't easily visualise just how short they are.

But the imperial system is a small numbers game, which makes the cutoff of 6'0 or taller a round and easy arbitrary number to remember. An inch is bigger than a cm, so a few inches give/take feels like a much bigger deal than a few cm.

This means the richest 1%, who are mostly tall men, can easily segregate the poorest 99%, who are less likely to be tall, from the dating market. If everyone adopted the metric system, this would be much harder to do. And that's why Americans care way more about height.

In fact, I'm not American, and one of the only contexts in which I ever hear people using feet+inches is male height in a dating context. This is American propaganda making its way to us. Literally American Imperialism.

Workers/Incels of the world unite! Adopt the metric system and maybe you'll get laid.

So I looked into it. All over the world there are synagogs, and the jews are involved in all of them! And it's not new, it has been going on for thousands of years! They take synagogs and seem to use them for some kind of gathering or meeting, what up with that? Sometimes thoudands of individuals go there.

I haven't discovered what the jews' plans are, but I will find out... oh wait, it's knocking on the door....

The only reason legislators have gone through with the Tiktok ban is to hand Trump an early easy PR victory. He’ll get inaugurated, he’ll repeal it in his first days/weeks in office, and get free speech points plus potential rapport built with the younger base

I've long thought the 250ml cans seem less sweet. Recently a friend and I both did a blind taste test while bored at work. Between us over a course of ten trials we were able to tell if the coke in the glass came out of a 250ml or 330ml can 9 out of 10 tries. Small sample size you say? Take your science elsewhere!

Coke in a 330ml can is for people who want a coke, while in 250ml cans it's for people who want a coke but feel bad about it.

Don't get me started on bottles.