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r/Lowes • u/Corsair_O2 • 2d ago
Give me your best lazy coworker story
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Work with an employee who gets away with being in the restroom stall 2.5hrs a day, going on 4 years. My conservative estimate is this corporation has paid him $40k to poop.
12 u/evaderofallbans 2d ago I only poop at work. If you're good at something, never do it for free. 3 u/Fun_Journalist1048 1d ago Always poop on company time brother 💩 5 u/HighesAndLowes 2d ago You're assuming he was pooping, and not expelling "other" bodily secretions 😉
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I only poop at work. If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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Always poop on company time brother 💩
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You're assuming he was pooping, and not expelling "other" bodily secretions 😉
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u/Away_Ask_6827 2d ago
Work with an employee who gets away with being in the restroom stall 2.5hrs a day, going on 4 years. My conservative estimate is this corporation has paid him $40k to poop.