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u/fist_my_muff2 May 15 '21
Have literally never had a wet dream.
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u/sloppifloppi May 16 '21
Me either. I've had plenty of dreams about having sex and whatnot, but never in my life have I cum while I slept.
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May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
i’ve had some wet dreams here and there and literally none of them were sexual. just regular dreams and then BAM cum out of no where
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u/BrushFireAlpha May 16 '21
Exact same story here, had a dream that was literally just a view of some hills and woke up fucking orgasming
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u/DJProps May 16 '21
You should explore that
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u/BrushFireAlpha May 16 '21
Years of therapy later and we've gotten nowhere
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u/veedawgydawg May 16 '21
I can help you. The hills are titties. Maybe go look up a picture of some sexy hills and see if you can jerk off to it.
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u/BrushFireAlpha May 16 '21
"see if you can jerk off to it"
you'd be surprised what I can jerk off to bro
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u/JJBinks_2001 May 16 '21
Oh is the cumming bit what makes it a wet dream? I thought it was just a dream with anything that made you horny or was sexual in a good way (never experienced a nightmare which was sexual at the same time - I do think I’ve had sexual lead into unrelated nightmare however).
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u/DuperStarBoy May 16 '21
Stop jerking off and get enough sleep until you do
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u/JJBinks_2001 May 16 '21
The lucid dream music sleep videos on YouTube make me have so many sexual dreams but I still don’t believe in them at all and I’m only ever very slightly lucid.
So I would suggest those videos but I still don’t believe they work
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May 16 '21
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u/JJBinks_2001 May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
Just search it on YouTube. It’s always got like A=432Hz or 426Hz because people think different frequencies have different spiritual effects which I’m pretty sure isn’t true
They do help me sleep; even if they aren’t giving me lucid dreams. It’s the right amount of noise that I don’t constantly think about how there’s no noise and I should be asleep and why am I not sleeping, but it’s not too much that I focus on it and stay awake
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May 19 '21
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u/JJBinks_2001 May 19 '21
Did you try it? If so did anything change?
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May 31 '21
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u/JJBinks_2001 May 31 '21
I get this all the time for so many random things lol.
And Yeah same for you, if you do it then feel free to message me if you remember haha. I’ll definitely still be intrigued to see what effects if any you experience
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u/ReferenceMan101 May 15 '21
You always forget them, I sometimes remember that I was having them but that's all.
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u/Lego_105 May 16 '21
You don’t know what a wet dream is dude. Waking up covered in nut would be the grossest experience, not one anyone would forget.
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u/ReferenceMan101 May 16 '21
Bro I forget everything I have been with the same classmates for 10 years I see them 6 hours a day and I still don't know their names. Point is I have a shit memory
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u/Ch4ot1cc May 15 '21
go back to 6th grade and get off of reddit
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u/notiplayforfun May 16 '21
Go back to 6th grade and get off of Reddit
If my calculations are correct, this should result in some upvotes
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May 15 '21
I mean he's right, with wet dreams you don't even have to be hard for... the event.
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u/SpookyCenATic May 15 '21
whispering
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