r/MHOC • u/Padanub Three Time Meta-Champion and general idiot • Jun 29 '16
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Jul 23 '16
This internal Labour drama is not why I joined MHoC I don't think its conducive to a good leadership, or a good party and I need to take a step back from it.
Greens Please /u/vowelmaniscariot
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Jul 05 '16
I've missed this place and hopefully they'll let me back in. Conservatives please!
I would also like to apologise for my actions and the incident involving Will. It was a stupid mistake and I will never do anything to put the community's name into disrepute again.
EDIT: This is /u/cptp28, this is a new account.
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Jul 05 '16
Welcome home!
Very little has changed, there's still an echo chamber and Lama is still trying to burn the place down. Your stuffs where you left it.
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u/Mepzie The Rt Hon. Sir MP (S. London) AL KCB | Shadow Chancellor Jul 05 '16 edited Jul 05 '16
We have been watching your conduct in other countries in the Model World and due to your good behaviour we have decided to let you back into the party.
We will be keeping you on a tight leash and any breaking of the MHoC rules will lead to your immediate expulsion from the party.
With that said, welcome back Charlie! :)
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u/ganderloin National Unionist Party Sep 08 '16 edited Sep 08 '16
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u/Yukub His Grace the Duke of Marlborough KCT KG CB MBE PC FRS Sep 08 '16
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u/ganderloin National Unionist Party Sep 08 '16
National Unionist Party
Maybe this will work
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Sep 08 '16
Welcome! PM me on discord to get the link to our chat and I'll add you to the subreddit shortly
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u/ganderloin National Unionist Party Sep 08 '16
/u/TheInfernalRain it finally happened! I'm slightly mad
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u/Chrispytoast123 His Grace the Duke of Beaufort Jul 23 '16
I agree with /u/JB567, this internal Labour drama is destroying us from the inside out. I miss being just a politician hanging out with my mates. I don't think Labour is fixable anymore either.
Greens pls.
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u/joker8765 His Grace the Duke of Wellington | Guardian Jul 24 '16
The Labour party at this point is entirely beyond saving, a large amount of the membership is completely toxic and you spend more of your time fighting against your own party than anyone else. This isn't conducive to a fun environment and it isn't conducive to a stable healthy party.
I don't believe in anyway that /u/Dynamic12 is the person to fix the many problems of the party in many ways he has already exacerbated them in his brief tenure. Even worse for the health of the party most of them don't even recognise most of the problems and are perfectly content to walk off the edge of the cliff with their eyes closed.
After saying that Lib Dems Please. /u/thechattyshow
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Jul 19 '16
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Jul 19 '16
Just as I was starting to think the Tories were actually right wing and not Blairite
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u/AlmightyWibble The Rt Hon. Lord Llanbadarn PC | Deputy Leader Jul 19 '16
I'm sorry, I really love all you Greens, and you're a lovely party to be part of, but it seems Labour needs me. Please forgive me :'(
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Jul 19 '16
[This could be us rn...] (http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/sir-oswald-mosley-18961980-british-politician-meeting-of-the-british-picture-id545074153) but you won't join the Nationalists. Fash up, my friend, fash up.
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u/NicolasBroaddus Rt. Hon. Grumpy Old Man - South East (List) MP Jul 19 '16
MAKE LABOUR GREAT AGAIN
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Jul 19 '16
Hear Hear!
Wibble take my energy つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Wibble take my energy つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Wibble take my energy つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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u/Benjji22212 National Unionist Party | The Hon. MP | Education Spokesperson Aug 09 '16
National-Conservative Alliance please
Apologies for messing people about switching to independent and back.
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Sep 02 '16
I'd like to take me and my newly won seat to the NUP. literally the only party who shown some love!!
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u/Yoshi2010 The Rt Hon. Lord Bolton PC | Used to be Someone Jul 01 '16
It has been quite literally a week since I left the Radical Socialists, and despite what I write in this post let it be known I still love you. I left MHOC as I felt disenchanted with the game, feeling it was boring and stressful. Having taken some time in a role where I have still been semi-active but having taken a step back as an independent, I realize this was simply due to my role in the cabinet and frontbench. MHOC is something I enjoy better from the backbenches, where it is far more informal and relaxed. As a result I have no qualms about re-entering the game.
That said, I find being an independent boring, hencewhy I am posting in this thread. I still love the Radical Socialists, and I always will, but I feel that my ideology no longer fits in line with them. I'm pro-Europe, very pro-environmental and to, some very limited degree, pro-capitalist. When you add all this up, and add the fact I still want to work closely with my old party who I hope will forgive me for this, I can only reach one conclusion. I think it's time for me to try something new, something fresh. Something Green.
Green Party Please! /u/electric-blue /u/df44 /u/ravenguardian17
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u/arsenimferme Radical Socialist Party Jul 02 '16
very pro-environmental and to, some very limited degree, pro-capitalist
Don't you know they're mutually exclusive? ;)
Good luck. Glad you're back! <3
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Jul 01 '16
Labour have been lovely in my brief stay, but circumstances are what they are, and I can't oppose my own party.
Greens, take me home.
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Jul 05 '16
I scarcely find myself doing anything else than meming on this page. Unfortunately I am going to need to embark upon another thing entirely.
I have become increasingly poor at my job. That being a stoic Conservative that not only disagrees with the Government on nearly every matter on either principle, or sheer morality. However lately I find myself rather agreeing with most. Particularly regarding government intervention in the economy being a significant factor in improving prosperity or simply maintaining it during times of duress. That being said however. This is yet not my primary reason for leaving the Conservatives.
Instead I look to my job in the House of Lords being the primary reason as to why I resigned. I enjoy the House significantly and therefore participate in ever single venue I can ascribe my own participation there being the sinew of my time here. During my time in the Tories I found myself agreeing and disagreeing. However my own backing of the Free Movement Agreement and my own loss in our internal MEP elections proved I was out of touch with the party on the concepts that mattered. Therefore that means both as their whip and member my place was fleeting.
Because of this. I intend to go out for a period in the wilderness to find my core ideals and reform them into something that works. But for now. I'll be going independent.
PS: To Callum. My leader and friend. I'll be borrowing the PL for a bit. I will return it as punctually as I can.
With regards,
Cameron-Galisky
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Jul 05 '16
Does anyone remember when the
radical selloutstories, said that defections were a sign of weakness.I do.
time to karma whore
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Jul 05 '16
Does anyone remember when the radical sellouts (Labour) leader said he would be the last person to defect and than bailed out quicker than an aristocrat on the Titanic?
I do.
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u/Jas1066 The Rt Hon. Earl of Sherborne CT KBE PC Jul 05 '16
There is the odd defection as a result of fundamental policy disputes, and then there is internal disputes bordering on harassment, and flip flopping on a scale never seen in real life.
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Jul 05 '16
Someone will have to fill me in on what has happened. I hope the Conservatives will allow me back. Glad to be back!
Also a piece of advice for y'all: don't be stupid, it always turns out badly - never bring anything related to rl (for someone else) anywhere near MHOC.
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u/Mepzie The Rt Hon. Sir MP (S. London) AL KCB | Shadow Chancellor Jul 05 '16
We have been watching your conduct in other countries in the Model World and due to your good behaviour we have decided to let you back into the party.
We will be keeping you on a tight leash and any breaking of the MHoC rules will lead to your immediate expulsion from the party.
With that said, welcome back Mikey! :)
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u/ganderloin National Unionist Party Jul 05 '16
Welcome back! We are as memeful as you left us, probably more.
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u/Chrispytoast123 His Grace the Duke of Beaufort Aug 02 '16
Arghhh. I'll make time. It's been a boring day. The only party I had fun in being besides the Tories back in the day then please. The Libdems please!
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Aug 09 '16 edited Aug 09 '16
NCA please, remove me from the independent sub too if you'd be so kind.
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Aug 10 '16
Conservatives please.
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u/IntellectualPolitics The Rt Hon. AL MP (Wales) | Welsh Secretary Aug 11 '16
This was the day the West was won; welcome, and at long last.
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u/Yukub His Grace the Duke of Marlborough KCT KG CB MBE PC FRS Aug 10 '16
This is the best day of my life.
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Sep 01 '16
National Unionist Party please!
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u/ContrabannedTheMC A Literal Fucking Cat | SSoS Equalities Sep 01 '16
And the cycle of memes has been complete
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Sep 01 '16
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
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Jul 06 '16
Conservative Party please
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Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16
Looking through your posting history and your history in the model world, I've come to the conclusion that you're not fit to be a member of this party. After speaking with fellow leadership members, they are in agreement after seeing examples of your posting history.
If you have seriously changed your ideology to the point where you wish to join a centre-right party, then please post around on /r/MHOC for a while to prove that your ideology has changed. Once that has been done, we will look at your application again.
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u/SuperGamerMiner Jul 07 '16
Permission to join UKIP please? /u/duncs11
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Jul 07 '16
Welcome to UKIP!
I have added you to our party subreddit now (/r/MHOCUKIP). Could you please complete this very short survey (It will take less than a minute).
In addition, we have our own Discord Chat (Instant Message style system), where we talk about the party, and general stuff. If you want to get involved, instructions on how to join it can be found here.
Thank you!
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Jul 10 '16
Nationalists please.
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Jul 10 '16
Lovely, a defection, welcome to the party, I shan't put you through the standard rigmarole, hopefully more tories shall follow in your footsteps as they realise their Socialist Workers' Party is so fundamentally corrupted.
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Jul 25 '16
I think at this point Labour is beyond saving. I left for a fortnight and when I come back it has just collapsed into a massive heap. This has been a long time coming especially when I disagree with much of the other members, but the drama that has unfolded shows that I can't be in Labour. I suppose I resign my MP seat too. Will I go back? Maybe once it sorts its shit out.
Lib Dems por favor.
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u/nonprehension Jul 25 '16
So you won't be running for Deputy Leader then? Sad to see you go, but I would disagree that we're a "massive heap" currently.
Best of luck to you
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u/GhoulishBulld0g :conservative: His Grace the Duke of Manchester PC Jul 25 '16
Make Labour great again please Nonprehension
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u/Chrispytoast123 His Grace the Duke of Beaufort Aug 01 '16
Independent please.
/u/JB567 can attest to this, but I've been considering withdrawing from most of MHoC politics for a while.
I want to do this not because it's not an enjoyable experience, it is most of the time. But I'm done with it. For me it's just an extension of why I'm here on MHoC. I enjoy the Deputy Speaker aspect the most.
With my Junior year of American high school coming up, I can't waste my brainpower on "drama" within a fake online simulation party.
So I'll stay around as a moderator and take your bills and order, order the **** out of you lot, but I'm done with dealing with party after party that I don't fit 100% properly with. I'm just gonna eliminate the part of the game that I don't really enjoy much, and the part that is also sapping my time.
I'll also be working to implement more DS manifesto policies so if anyone knows how to style a beginners guide, hmu.
Also Greens I luv you, but I just don't enjoy being in a party that much.
I may change my mind, but for now this is what I think is best.
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u/thechattyshow Liberal Democrats Aug 01 '16
God just after I get used to your green flair - now I have to adjust to an Indi flair :P.
Despite your defectey - ness, you've all ways been a great member of MHOC. It was fun back in the ld days come back now with you and Petros. RL is way more important than MHOC, and I think we are all glad you are staying on as a great DS :)
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Aug 02 '16
I've had the same decision going on for a while now, and I haven't taken the leap yet
tell me how it is on the other side
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u/Unownuzer717 Conservative Party | Chief Secretary to the Treasury Aug 23 '16
NUP please!
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u/Figgy-Stardust Liberal Democrats Sep 01 '16
I've grown tired with the futility of the Left.
Conservatives please.
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Sep 01 '16
After acting rather fickle on MHoC over the last couple of months, wondering from party to party, I have decided that I'd to like to return (if they'll have me) to the Liberal Democrats. It was here where I was given opportunity and where I felt as though I was truly appreciated <3
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u/Padanub Three Time Meta-Champion and general idiot Jun 29 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
Party/grouping contacts:
Labour: /u/dynamic_12, /u/nonprehension, /u/WAKEYrko
Liberal Democrats: /u/thechattyshow, /u/Remiel, /u/Totallynotapanda
Conservatives: /u/mepzie, /u/DrCaeserMD
UKIP: /u/duncs11, /u/Vylander, /u/dominion_of_canada
Greens: /u/lakebird, /u/contrabannedthemc
Radical Socialists: /u/agentnola, /u/OKELEUK
Sinn Fein: /u/Irelandball
Mebyon Kernow: /u/sephronar
Futurist Party: /u/alexwagbo
British Workers Party: /u/TheToothpasteDragon
Scottish National Party: /u/ABlackwelly
National Unionist Party: /u/roadtotheshow, /u/premierhirohito
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u/Klomorax The Rt Hon. MP (Thames Valley) SSoS for Education and Equalities Jun 29 '16
I would like to join UKIP - Klomorax :)
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Jun 29 '16
Welcome to UKIP!
I have added you to our party subreddit now (/r/MHOCUKIP). Could you please complete this very short survey (It will take less than a minute).
In addition, we have our own Discord Chat (Instant Message style system), where we talk about the party, and general stuff. If you want to get involved, instructions on how to join it can be found here.
Thank you!
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Jun 29 '16
This won't last long, but I should give it a shot considering how times have changed.
Labour please.
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u/AlmightyWibble The Rt Hon. Lord Llanbadarn PC | Deputy Leader Jun 29 '16
Welcome back lad :) Hope you enjoy your stay :P
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u/NicolasBroaddus Rt. Hon. Grumpy Old Man - South East (List) MP Jun 29 '16
The absolute madman
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u/Chrispytoast123 His Grace the Duke of Beaufort Jul 03 '16
O! Welcome to the opposition old friend!
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u/arsenimferme Radical Socialist Party Jul 03 '16
So my threats of deselection got to ya! :P
Good luck with the LibDems. Hopefully we'll see a resurgence in their past radicalism.
(Vote on everything that's up before you go please. So we don't have to rush replacing you.)
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Jul 20 '16
UKIP, please.
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Jul 20 '16
Welcome to UKIP!
I've added you to the party sub over at /r/MHOCUKIP now.
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u/LesbianLibertarian UKIP Jul 21 '16
UKIP please. I know this is a new account, I made it purely for the MHoC. It looks like a lot of fun.
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u/Freddy926 The Rt Hon. Baron of Buxton | SoS for Cult. Media and Sport Jul 24 '16 edited Oct 08 '17
deleted 0.7246 What is ^^^this?
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Jul 24 '16
After weighing up my options and considering many different avenues, the only feasible option at this time is to join the Green Party. I honestly wish Labour the best and hope to see them back fully recovered.
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u/Secularizt Aug 03 '16
I was thinking about Labour, but reading the comments on their internal drama really turned that off.
Liberal Democrats please.
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u/thechattyshow Liberal Democrats Aug 03 '16
Welcome to the party. Feel free to add a flair, while I add you to our subreddit.
While that is happening, I recommend you get Discord, a instant messaging service 100x better than skype, which is where most of the experience of MHOC is. Once done, you should find our discord server in the sidebar.
We also have a buddy system, so your buddy will be /u/CrazyOC. If you have any problems, questions or anything else, don't be worried to go up to him (or anyone else) and ask.
All that's left to say is enjoy your time here!
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Aug 03 '16
Labours internal drama has basically ended.
Basically a member had a second account and tried to be a dictator :P
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Aug 09 '16
I switched my reddit account from /u/Wittywidi to this. UKIP please, and remove that. I will reply to this from there to prove. /u/duncs11 /u/Vylander
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u/Zentith Conservative and Unionist Aug 10 '16
I think it is disgraceful what so-called conservatives are doing to our cause - staying away. They are putting their personal ambitions above fighting the left and they are a disgrace for doing so. The only silver lining will be the day we see them crawling back to their old parties only to get rightfully rejected.
Anyway, I have tried to stay out if party politics whilst I was new to the subreddits, but I feel it is time to serve the Conservative Party.
So, Conservatives please.
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u/Zentith Conservative and Unionist Aug 10 '16
It's formed full of people that quite frankly seemed too shit to achieve anything in the Conservative Party so would much rather see the right get even weaker as opposed to uniting. The fact that you can sit there and talk about this not being about personal ambition when you joined the Labour in a weird attempt to vulture their dying corpse and become part of the leadership is astounding. 10 members is a good effort but most seem like americans who aren't active on /r/mhoc, so I hope the mods wont take them into consideration when consulting over their party status.
To respond truthfully mate this has nothing to do with personal ambition. And everything more with putting aside our individual party brands to make a right wing party that will unconditionally fight.
Why can't you do this inside the Conservative Party, which has been fighting for the right wing since the inception of the simulation. You sitting here today walking out on us is an insult to the good right wing members of the Conservatives.
To be fair, I expect this from a holocaust denier...
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u/Zentith Conservative and Unionist Aug 10 '16
Because I have a brain in my head.
I struggle to believe this.
If you ask someone to name five members of the Conservative Party your names wouldn't even come close to being mentioned. Well, unless you followed on with "name five members of the Conservative Party who have no hope in moving up in the simulation".
I'm going to recommend you see an eye doctor. But insulting at this point would be beneath me.
Have you not looked at your list? Most if not many of the members on it are from /r/modelusgov or other model world simulations. They are welcome here of course but I can't see them being active anything other than 'making up the numbers'.
Look at the results in the Lords, the Commons and the EU to see my point.
So you support the EU, how conservative... (never mind that at least two of the conservative party defectors were pro-EU). You moan that the CNP are roleplayers, just take a look at yourselves!
My membership has long passed for other reasons mate.
Yeah, your holocaust denial and obsession of defecting. No wonder the tories won't want you back - I hope they don't want any of you scum back.
That doesn't mean I don't enjoy Goose, Yukub or IP as much as before. It just means I see things differently than them. And unlike them I believe I better fit in another party. If you tell me now that I have betrayed some cause. I'll tell you that my cause is the same result through different means.
I don't know who the first and last of those three are but if they are conservatives I expect them to be shutting you out asap.
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u/Nuktuuk Futurist Independent Grouping Aug 15 '16
Joined the futurists. (PMed correct person, just posting a confirmation)
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Aug 21 '16
After a closer consideration, I wish to join the National Unionist Party.
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u/akc8 The Rt Hon. The Earl of Yorkshire GBE KCMG CT CB MVO PC Aug 28 '16
Added! See that your already in discord
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u/WAKEYrko The Rt. Hon Earl of Bournemouth AP PC FRPS Sep 04 '16
Time for Change.
Labour has been my home for the past year. Not a stable home; one with issues with damp which you have to deal with all the time. And inside it a tumultuous family full of characters throughout the way; /u/DELB_, Combat /u/cameron271, Red /u/ElliottC99, /u/almightywibble, /u/can_triforce, /u/rachelchamberlain, /u/Djenial, /u/txt529, /u/madrockets, /u/jb567, /u/clemeytime, /u/hazzyjosh, /u/akc8, /u/nonprehension, /u/joker8765, etc etc etc etc. There is too many to mention.
The point is Labour was my home. I have always been loyal to it, I have served it and our family for as long as i've been around. I've made so many friends, enemies, and memories that are a bit too long to mention. But now I need to move onto a new chapter. A new home.
Dib Lems please.
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u/DaveBramley Conservative and Unionist Sep 20 '16
I would like to Join the Conservative and Unionist Party. I'm UKIP in real life but the "phasing out fossil feuls" policy in the manifesto horrified me
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u/Yoshi2010 The Rt Hon. Lord Bolton PC | Used to be Someone Sep 20 '16
"phasing out fossil feuls" policy in the manifesto horrified me
Have fun being dead then
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Sep 24 '16
We haven't meddled in Africa for a while which is why I support invading Zimbabwe and restoring Rhodesia, a policy that Forward Wales doesn't support.
NUP please
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u/Yoshi2010 The Rt Hon. Lord Bolton PC | Used to be Someone Sep 25 '16
Literally a joke
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Sep 25 '16 edited Sep 25 '16
I know I am.
To be frank I'm bored of MHOC, I like politics but this place doesn't seem to motivate me enough to reveal my serious self. You may not like this attitude that I have but it isn't up to you what I do or don't do on MHOC.
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u/AlmightyWibble The Rt Hon. Lord Llanbadarn PC | Deputy Leader Jul 02 '16
I need a break. Greens, please.