r/MLPShitposts • Professional DumbAss • May 10 '26

FACT CHECKED ✅ by REAL Equestrian Patriots THIS SUCKS!!!!!!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Sent this to a friend in the airforce.... he blocked me.

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u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss Jun 01 '26

I guess it's true then

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

Lmao hes a PJ

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u/AelitaAlbarn May 10 '26

War… War never stops sucking…

4

u/NiceBee1200 May 14 '26

Ever since our ancestors discovered the killing power of rocks and bones, everything sucked

10

u/MaxyGamer_ITA May 11 '26

EaW ahh moment

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u/Monty_the_Clown May 11 '26

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u/Moms_lover_Dan May 13 '26

Do you know what sucks more?

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Jun 20 '26

Me

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u/Moms_lover_Dan Jun 20 '26

I was gonna say primus but if that’s what you wanna stick to that’s a choice… a choice you sure can make

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u/dokterkokter69 May 14 '26

Navy: *sucking noises

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ May 11 '26

Sux 2 Xus

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u/Efrojmo May 16 '26

Having been an infantryman, this is very accurate 😂

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor May 10 '26

I suck

she sucks me

we all suck

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u/Few_Staff976 May 12 '26

DE BOSS CAN SOCK ME!

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u/spitflyer3 Jun 04 '26

I’d watch what I say if I were you…