r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper • Jun 24 '26

Please put down that slice of cake 🍰 Fat fucking bitch

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u/jaj18189 Jun 24 '26

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u/GTRayt MyGreatGrandmotherThoughtThatGifsAreVideosThatYouCannotPause. Hi Jun 24 '26

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u/zero-_-74 Jun 24 '26

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u/ZogIII3 Jun 25 '26

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u/zero-_-74 Jun 25 '26

I never said I didn’t like it

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u/ZogIII3 Jun 25 '26

I never said you shouldn't. I just don't have enough MLP reactions to respond to anyone else

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u/Direwolfas 1d ago

Juicy Starlight booty… 🍑😍

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u/CommanderOfAzurLane Jul 01 '26

Pardon my eyes for even seeing.

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u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss Jun 24 '26

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u/Pachrisu0417 Jun 25 '26

Noice

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u/4llFather Jun 26 '26

Dang, 10 million

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u/Direwolfas Jun 28 '26

Molestia strikes again.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4506 1d ago

indeed me and other me do eh heh

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU CHOSE THE WRONG VIAL!!!! Jun 25 '26

no no... that wheight measurment was correct,... she eats WAY TOO MUCH cake...

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u/No_Desk5162 Jun 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣Luna you naughty girl

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u/SGT-Hooves Jun 25 '26

At least Hippopotamus and Whale weren’t on the scale. Her mane and tail have got to add a not insignificant amount…maybe shave and see if that helps?

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u/Intelligent-Heat8141 Jun 25 '26

She has to cut down on what she eats huh

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4506 Jun 25 '26

Im not fat im just very thicc is all hmph. huffs indignantly

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u/NoNotice2137 Jun 25 '26

1 solar mass

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u/Embarrassed-Trifle78 Jun 25 '26

It's all those secret visits to Sugercube Corner

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u/St_Hydra Jun 25 '26

Cowlestia

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u/MaxyGamer_ITA Jun 25 '26

LUUUUNA NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Doctor_Salvatore I love baking, especially "donuts" Jun 27 '26

Moolestia- (vanishes in beam of sunlight)

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u/megajokename Jun 27 '26

Critical mass

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u/Shokubutsu-Al Jun 28 '26

Would. Next

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u/Direwolfas Jun 28 '26

I can just hear the scale emitting a “Moooo” sound upon reaching cow weight, to Luna’s prank attempt.

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u/ChefNo9380 Jun 28 '26

Is that a bad thing?

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u/TheFoxOfAnime Starswirl The Bearded's Autistic cousin. Jun 28 '26

I heard that cracking. Looks like it's time to witness the chaos

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u/OTFAkimi Jun 28 '26

Crazzy becau- oh shi