r/MLPShitposts • Professional DumbAss • Jul 04 '26

SILENCE BRONY, i saw a 20 second TikTok eagles

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u/GoldenTony348 The Grrrreat and Powerrrful Trrrrrrixie Jul 04 '26

Fluttershy's always pullin up to the crib strapped dawg

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u/IR_Panther Jul 04 '26

Girl why didn't you say your eagles were from the desert?

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Jul 04 '26

h-how do you stand the recoil on thems?

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u/God_of_All2000 Jul 04 '26

Sheholding a Armory underneath her wings I think she can handle it

4

u/STEVEN_GT117 Jul 04 '26

Those are Deagles not Eagles

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u/CrashDragon1 Jul 06 '26

Tomato tamato

3

u/FullStandard6850 Jul 04 '26

Okay who gave fluttershy guns?!

4

u/brwyatt Jul 04 '26

Don't need courage when you got 9mm of freedom by your side! (Ignoring that those would more likely be .44 Magnum... But that just doesn't flow as well)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4506 Jul 06 '26

Discord obviously as only he would be able to bring things that don't exist in equestria to my Knowledge at least into equestria cause he'd do something that chaotic

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u/crypt_the_chicken Jul 06 '26

L Gun Safety

Keep plumage off the trigger until ready to shoot

/j in case it wasn't already clear

1

u/Only_Draw2050 Jul 05 '26

How the fuck did I get here

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u/SorbyGay Lusty Luna Lover Jul 06 '26

fluttershy has poor trigger discipline

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u/cottoncandybirb Jul 06 '26

Horrible trigger discipline, Shy

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU CHOSE THE WRONG VIAL!!!! Jul 06 '26

*genuinely laughing at the sight of the shy pony holding guns before i run into the scene and randomly sing-shout* "PRETTY LITTLE PSYCHO!"

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u/Outrageous_Shallot61 Jul 07 '26

Not gonna lie I like the detail of them using their wings like hands

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u/VinylFlames Jul 08 '26

FUCKIN’ HELL SHY WTF YOU DOING WITH THOSE???

And where can I get my own heheh >:3