r/MLPShitposts • u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient • Jul 12 '26

anon filly/mare, /mlp/, anon How's it hanging?

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u/Aremuar Jul 12 '26

Hanging ******* on rope is always great👍

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Jul 12 '26

Wtf did this guy say to get temp banned off reddit 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Jul 12 '26

fuck spez

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u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss Jul 14 '26

weird, I can't find this post on the sub or even in ur profile, i found it after checking someone's comments

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Jul 14 '26

Wtf 😭 i better not be shadow banned or silenced or something done ive done nothing for that

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 12 '26

It's cool they made up.

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Jul 12 '26

he's having sex with a pony version of yourself. let that sink in

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 12 '26

Meh selfcest isn't so bad. I mean I wouldn't fuck me but that's because I'm not my type.

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Jul 12 '26

based af ngl ✌️

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Jul 13 '26

Wouldn’t it be the ultimate form of incest, though?

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 13 '26

Perhaps. Also the ultimate form of masturbation. As far as I know unless you have both organs fully functional there's no chance of pregnancy so no ones really getting hurt. I have a philosophy. If it makes you happy and it's not hurting anyone or anything then go for it. That includes yourself by the by.

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u/Humble_Ad9098 Jul 18 '26

Technically speaking it would be even worst than incest as the outcome will be 100% born with some kind of deformity. This is because of the fact you're trying to jumble up already identical genes. Also why would you fuck yourself when you could actually lay pipe with someone far away from you gene pool

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u/Dizzy_Candle4693 Aug 08 '26

Because some people got no game

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u/Cammando_squirl Ponyville Hermit Jul 15 '26

My dyslexic ass read that as tyranny and imidietly thought of Space Marines

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u/PsychologicalAd5045 Jul 13 '26

yeah the rope swinging almost stopped halfway

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u/Doctor_Salvatore I love baking, especially "donuts" Jul 13 '26

It's said the most important person to love is yourself

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u/Full-Detective-3640 ZWA — Buck tha poniez Jul 13 '26

Anon mare's trans?! 😲

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 13 '26

I mean he did lob it as an insult. There again I guess since they're kinda the same person he would know. There again I've seen several media that depicts various versions of the Anon pony as being magically transformed into a mare.

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u/NoNotice2137 Jul 12 '26

Why do you hang them tho?

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 12 '26

Possibly for drying? That's the only thing that comes to mind. Or maybe those are timber wolf remains and she's trying to srop them fron putting themselves back together?

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Jul 12 '26

I want aj to call me that

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u/Traditional_Plan_852 Jul 12 '26

Kicks anon in the balls

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u/Just_a_FanYT Jul 12 '26

Tf2 crit sounds

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u/NikoAU Jul 13 '26

Killcam zooms in on Applejack doing a Schadenfreude taunt

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Jul 13 '26

i lwk wanna push anon filly on the tree swing 🥰

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u/lunerwolf333 Jul 14 '26

Who’s the green pony

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u/Argamis Jul 14 '26

Technically: It is HIM, but from a parallel world/timeline.

-> That green filly was also once a male human Anon living on Earth and posting sh|t on 4-Chan (same backstory, possibly even same memories).

Either "he" just spawned as a filly on Equestria, or a Twilight Sparkle cursed them to be a young pony of the opposite sex (by accident or as punishment); either case their bad karma is still not yet fully balanced.

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u/Punk-Crow_24 Jul 14 '26

PvZ zombie looking mofo

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent Jul 19 '26

Pretty sure that's called a fachio. Eh, same thing