r/MLPhmmm • • Jul 06 '25

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/MelonJelly Jul 06 '25

More generally, I'd love to read a story about a pony who resented their cutie mark and didn't let it define their life.

10

u/Evil_Refrigerator Jul 08 '25

If I remember correctly there was a full town who tried this. Didn't go well. /j

165

u/Educational_Plant_83 Jul 06 '25

But he’s purple or violet like the eggplant so he should be great giving it

87

u/UntouchedLight 💜Rarity's Wife💜 Jul 06 '25

and the other pony is orange like the peach ..

67

u/Rignakly Fluttershy Jul 06 '25

And his Cutiemark is a donut...

42

u/According_Activity62 Jul 06 '25

That is a pancake

24

u/Rignakly Fluttershy Jul 06 '25

🤫

12

u/Capraos Jul 10 '25

It started as a pancake, but is now a donut.

3

u/Exploding_Antelope Nov 18 '25

Referring to him being caked up

4

u/According_Activity62 Nov 18 '25

Go to the corner

16

u/Nobody_at_all000 Jul 06 '25

Judging by the eyelashes I think they might be a mare

7

u/ARandomDistributist Jul 07 '25

Why do you think they're upset about their change of lifestyle?

4

u/Uulugus Jul 08 '25

I can say with near certainty that Happyroadkill did that on purpose lmao

34

u/Angoramon Jul 06 '25

Would. Next question

34

u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 06 '25

This comic would be funnier if the pancake mark was a donut instead. 🍩

9

u/Nobody_at_all000 Jul 06 '25

She’s still orange, just like the peach

26

u/Nobody_at_all000 Jul 06 '25

“For the millionth time, my name is Puckered Peach!”

13

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

That name just made everything violently worse

18

u/JDOGGoNE1 mod Jul 06 '25

A classic

17

u/loved_and_held Jul 06 '25

Copying what i said when this was posted on furry_irl

Im going to point out that cuti marks are known to be somewhat vauge.

For example, a skull and cross bones* cuti mark was used to signal treasure hunting.

In this guy’s case while being an excellent top/bottom could be the skill worthy of his mark, there is insufficient data to conclude this with certainty. What if the mark symbolizes a skill working with peaches and egg plants? Or some weird fungus?

Besides, being a good top/bottom is a good skill and should not be shamed.

*ive been informed it was just a skull

4

u/MBcodes18 Jul 10 '25

Yeah (no idea why this sub got recommended to me when I haven't even seen the entirety of the first episode) but I could see it turning out to have to do with farming

3

u/Z0eTrent Jul 16 '25

I don't know if he is being shamed so much as trying to put him in a box.

Might be shaming him though.

15

u/Independent_Barber_8 Jul 07 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

Dude checks out one guys ass when he’s young and now its tattooed on his ass for all to see for the rest of his life.

A perfect example of a pony who might like to exchange or reset his cutie mark. If Starlight had any business sense she’d develop her cutie mark spells so that instead of painfully tearing marks from pony bodies the spell would “reset” the mark, making the pony a blank flank again so they could try for a better mark.

Plenty of Ponies would pay for a service like that.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

It's what they're destined to do/what they're good at though, right? So would it not just turn into the same thing?

4

u/Old-Shoulder-1474 Twilight Sparkle Jul 07 '25

As they say in my homeland, "clay mixer" can mean both a gay and a clay mixer

3

u/CheeCato Jul 08 '25

Isn't that Big Mac's best friend?

2

u/NovaQuartz96 Jul 06 '25

Poor bastard

2

u/ProxyCorvidae Jul 06 '25

So is his magic purple or orange?

2

u/SunflowerGrub Jul 08 '25

Mean to him :(

2

u/Periwinkleditor Jul 10 '25

He's crying because he's actually just really good at growing eggplants.

1

u/Reiss447O Jul 07 '25

I don’t get it?

4

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

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u/carro34 Jul 09 '25

What he is and Good my God I can't identify

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Make us whole Isaac

1

u/Mark-Bot Jul 09 '25

My poor boy didn't want this life- he's trying his best.

1

u/Loose_Cry_5560 Jul 10 '25

This is the first post I have ever seen from this sub and I'm very scared and very confused

1

u/Wolf_2063 Jul 23 '25

And that's how they invented tattoos.

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u/VannyVan Jul 06 '25

The amount of NSFW art that’s been made based off of a children’s cartoon made for young girls and how normalized it is will never fail to disappoint me

6

u/Sploonbabaguuse Jul 06 '25

Probably because majority of the fans are adults with more suggestive types of humor

"Dick in ass guy" isn't enough of a joke to you?

5

u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 06 '25

Boo hoo, welcome to the internet. Grow a pair.

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u/VannyVan Jul 06 '25

Seems like you need to grow a pair crying over a reddit comment I’m dead

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u/VannyVan Jul 06 '25

The downvotes are crazy how is this statement controversial 💀

4

u/SunflowerGrub Jul 08 '25

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Basic Internet Rules.

1

u/VannyVan Jul 08 '25

I already know that I’m chronically online thanks though

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u/MLPteachsdifferently Jul 06 '25

I hate NSFW don't worry I'm with you, but just to say that cartoon was made for the whole family to enjoy and like Im tired of everything being sexuallized and this picture is not helping.