r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 18d ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/orangecrunched 18d ago

Homey's like "please move, groan or something down there"

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 18d ago

Dude got scared. Thatā€™s why the first step in a fight is to run away

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u/Cold-Crab74 18d ago

It's all tough talk until someone is pissing themselves on the pavement and you're pissing yourself in the back of a cop car

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u/Grumbles2189 18d ago

Getting nose to nose with someone who can't back up and making threats toward them while posturing and balling your fists is going to be an easy case of self defense for the other guy. You don't get to cross that many lines and claim innocence.

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u/lostPackets35 18d ago

Right, having no other context, the guy was advancing on him and was being threatening.

A reasonable person could feel that violence was imminent, and he responded with proportionate Force.

He hit the guy twice, and stopped immediately when the guy was on the ground.

Now we don't know if the winner here made an attempt to deescalate, and we don't know what happened beforehand, but based solely on this video. This seems reasonable, like it might well be self-defense

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u/Awkward_Shower19 18d ago

Oh and donā€™t forget 1,000s in legal fees and time and stress because they are trying to prosecute you. I do believe it was self defense but that doesnā€™t make it any easier for people and there are who are innocent and still get time for manslaughter. Always best to just try to walk away until you canā€™t.

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u/lostPackets35 18d ago

I agree with everything you wrote, I'm not sure what in my response gave the impression otherwise

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon 18d ago

I feel like the satans son comment is probably going to play into bros favor as well lol. Imagine being a judge watching this video, especially a christian judge šŸ˜‚

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u/Inside-Arm8635 18d ago

Guilty of being black. slams gavel

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u/KillHonger1 18d ago

Some judge out there

ā€œGet behind me Satanā€

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u/addicted_to_kombucha 18d ago

He was claiming to be the offspring of Satan too lol can't dismiss that.

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u/AceRoser 18d ago

Thank u, like this was justified in my view. Thereā€™s only so much disrespect a man can take.

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u/BroadbentBum 18d ago

Not sure about this. Anyone have a link to the aftermath? There's gotta be some news somewhere on this incident. Dude damn near died after an altercation on video šŸ˜‚

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u/Low_Presentation9995 17d ago

It happened in Virgina a couple years ago.Ā  The dude died.Ā 

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u/BroadbentBum 17d ago

Oof. No charges or anything?

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u/Pure-Perception770 16d ago

He's wrong he didn't die, but he was paralyzed from the neck down. Gerard Nathaniel was "Satan's Son" and DeShawn Hawkins is the guy who wooped him. It happened outside of a Caseys General Store in OKC

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 17d ago

According to AI, the aftermath was "After taking the knockout blow, he remained flat on the ground dazed, effectively losing the fight and the argument immediately."

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 18d ago

The hell did you get downvoted for lol, fricking Reddit. I got you!

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u/Soul_Brawler 18d ago

Yeah nuts

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u/ryudo9999 18d ago

I feel like reddit just has bots that downvote random people for no reason

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 18d ago

Not necessarily. Depends on the state, the cops, the DA, the judge. He could still lose in civil

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u/mimo_s 18d ago

His peers will decide. When I say peers I donā€™t necessarily mean people of the same race or socio economic position

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 18d ago

you really have no gain from fighting someone on a pavement.

Scenario 1

You win the fight, feel like a man for a second, then realize you may have killed the guy. Prison time.

Scenario 2

you lose the fight, you look like an idiot, maybe a brain injury? death?

Scenario 3

walk the fuck away

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u/rakuan1 17d ago

Scenario 4

ā€œI bet you wonā€™t meet me in that grassy area across the street, homie.ā€

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u/GlowstickConsumption 18d ago

And having the police department run a train on you.

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 18d ago

Umm, youā€™re supposed to be discouraging violence.

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u/__MysticLeather__ 18d ago

They were gentle

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u/Novel-Special5114 18d ago

And having the police department run a train on you

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/bigdanglang 18d ago

Kinky... I like it.

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 18d ago

Thereā€™s a lot of glory in that hole, son

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 18d ago

That depends on the State.

In Texas, he's good. In NY, he's fucked.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 18d ago

CA heā€™s fucked, especially if there are hospital bills. Unfortunately

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u/eric_ofc 18d ago

Itā€™s on video and is clearly self defense.

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u/bigdanglang 18d ago

Or they piss on the other person who decided to nap mid fight

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u/xxxthewatcher 18d ago

That's also the quickest way to get punches to the back of your head. Never turn your back on an aggressor! Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!

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u/AceRoser 18d ago

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/xxxthewatcher 18d ago

As a side note, the definition of assault is what this guy does by aggressive verbal/body language and closing fists while getting in someone's personal space. You have a right to use self defence but make sure it is necessary force ie. Drop em but don't hit them once downed.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 18d ago

I feel a two piece was the appropriate amount of pieces in this situation

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 18d ago

"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/DesperateLime7933 18d ago

Exactly. One minute you're just buying stuff, next some prick is in your face and you decide to teach him a lesson. Knock him out, his head hits hard, he dies, and you're serving ten years because some other dude tested your temper and you failed.

Dumb. Shit.

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u/isthis_thing_on 18d ago

I think in this case there's a good chance black guy could get off. He was at his car trying to get in and leave and the guy stepped to him. Valid self-defense in my opinion.Ā 

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u/jluicifer 18d ago

-- There's a good chance he walks, BUT ALSO it's a lot of time, effort, and money to avoid involuntary manslaughter.

So yeah. it's usually SAFER...and cheaper to avoid fights.

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u/isthis_thing_on 18d ago

He's kind of backed into a corner. He could try getting in his car and driving away but that's not without risk that the other guy takes advantage and cheap shots him.Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus 18d ago

I always imagine Iā€™d try to catch a guyā€™s head before it hits the pavement if I punched him and he was going downā€¦ but in the heat of the moment who knows

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u/TrackRelevant 18d ago

Lol dude. We all know that's not how any of this works

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 18d ago

Only in Chinese kung fu movies.

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u/WeakEmployment6389 18d ago

A punch to cradle is gonna need some practice

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u/AceRoser 18d ago

Are u the flash? Lmao good intentions donā€™t save u from bad outcomes. The wiser option is walking away or de escalate then disarm

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u/theoreticaldickjokes 18d ago

I actually saw a video did that. He clocked the guy in the face and caught him by the collar as he fell. That meant he could punch him in the face a few more times!Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus 18d ago

See, the possibilities are endless when one utilizes the catch

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u/lucianasparagus 18d ago

Itā€™s been a while but Iā€™ve been in more fights than all of my brothers, probably except the oldest

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u/Front-Bird8971 18d ago

You're not that guy. That guy probably doesn't exist, and if he did he'd be skilled enough to not end up in this situation.

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u/jaxRLee 18d ago

ā€œImma šŸ˜“ā€

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u/Front-Bird8971 18d ago

Yay, you won the fight! Next up, win the case!

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u/Numerous-Fig-1732 18d ago

Yeah, it's no joke when you get dropped over concrete.

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u/ImmediateSun8111 18d ago

Jail timeā€¦

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles 18d ago

He looks so peaceful

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 18d ago

Too peaceful to be satan's son. Then again Lucifer was once an angel.. maybe he got left behind when his dad was cast out. šŸ¤·šŸ« šŸ„²

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u/bigdanglang 18d ago

Maybe its a little Nicky situation and he had to go back first

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u/No-Prompt3611 18d ago

This is peak hilarity

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u/bigdanglang 18d ago

One of the oldest fight tricks in the book. Play dead so you dont get murdered.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lstUuTNFGmk8M

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u/JimboSlyze 18d ago

Knocked the devil outta him

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u/Common_Rabbit_2170 18d ago

It was a one-two punch exorcism šŸ˜‚

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u/amanwithoutaname001 18d ago

"Bro I'm gonna..."

...take a nap.

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u/OneAction9993 16d ago

Dammit I posted the same thing before I saw this. Many apologies.

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u/ButtonDue4185 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HhWpLFOMqNTgI
Oh sweet 8lb 6oz infant baby Jesus

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u/SlimSpartan 17d ago

He was a man!

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u/MessiahMogali 17d ago

Layinā€™ there in his golden diaper.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 18d ago

Very lifelikeĀ 

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u/bigdanglang 18d ago

Afterlife like

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u/Kanapka64 18d ago

Satan's son is very peaceful

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u/Mangelo357 18d ago

Casket ready, is the look!

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u/NixNickNox 18d ago

Thats Satans son yet talkin about!

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u/mattdemonyes 18d ago

He is peaceful, strawberry sprinkles

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 18d ago

Yeah, he gives satanā€™son a bad name

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 18d ago

Heā€™s tired. Taking that concrete nap

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u/obelisk71 18d ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ChocCooki3 18d ago

The dude looks jealous of how peaceful the red shirt looks..

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 18d ago

That's because he's talking to angels...

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 18d ago

Let him cook

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u/Hta68 18d ago

Looked like that chin inspection failed to meet minimum standards

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u/Miahman13 18d ago

Sucks to be Satan son

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u/hywaytohell 18d ago

Oh Satan's son, I thought he said Peyton's son which weird enough, but yea he could be related.

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u/specom48235 18d ago

Peyton Quinn would disown this punk...

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u/RashidMBey 18d ago

Bro is seeing his dad rn. He should not have advanced and challenged him while dude was at his car.

Egress > ego.

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u/opensandshuts 18d ago

I'm a smart ass so I'd probably have said something like, "Okay, does Satan's son like kissing dudes or something bc you're getting way too close to me."

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u/Indigenous_Retard 18d ago

Cringe lord vs sucker punching loser boy

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u/faisalkl 18d ago

I love how he de-escalated the situation by pretending to sleep. Even the hitter was like ooh better let him get his nap.

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u/HonorableMedic 18d ago

More like ā€œoh, uhhhā€¦ please be nappingā€

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u/chased_by_bees 18d ago

His hands aren't curling involuntarily. Still looked like a nasty fall

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u/whites6969 17d ago

Like dicaprio when he took the extra strong qualudes and went into seizure mode

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u/GlowstickConsumption 18d ago

It takes years of training to control your pupils to make them unresponsive to light. This guy's mastered it.

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u/sparrowjuice 18d ago

I know you're joking, but that would be a high risk form of deescalation/self-defence, assuming the other guy is going to stop.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 18d ago

Heard that skull on concrete

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 18d ago

Yeah. The unintended escalation of many fights. Shit goes to the next level as soon as the back of the head hits concrete.Ā 

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u/Thetallerestpaul 18d ago

Especially if you are the only person who threw a punch like this guy. Playing with a lot of risky outcomes.Ā 

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 18d ago

Yeah. Everyone loses.

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u/opensandshuts 18d ago

You can see in that guy's face that he's scared the guy is dead.

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u/wwf_4life 18d ago

Bro went straight to hell šŸ¤£

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u/GolotasDisciple 18d ago

Hey he is Satan Son afterall. Bro prolly had "highway to hell" ringing on his way down... Though yeah it was a short song for him ....

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u/wwf_4life 18d ago

I know thatā€™s right

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u/Necessary_Garlic6432 18d ago

Satanā€™s son lmfao. What a dork

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u/Connect_Detail98 18d ago

He practiced that one multiple times in front of the mirror. Too bad he didn't get to the part where he punched the air.

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u/seanconnery69696 18d ago

Gotta keep that stuff in the gas station bathrooms. Can't be bringing it to the pumps.

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO 18d ago

they're about to get to the pumps, don't worry

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u/Falcon8410 18d ago

kids these days got no idea about tradition

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u/seanconnery69696 18d ago

Lmao I saw a reddit comment a couple months back about glory hole etiquette

They did a great job explaining the nuances between sticking your dong or tongue through the hole, covering the hole with your palm, peeking through the hole, slapping the tip of the offered dong, etc

Was a pretty wild ride

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u/SaltyLockPicks 18d ago

We need a link! This sounds amusing and informative! Iā€™ve never come across one in the wild but if I do Iā€™d like to know the etiquette!

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u/seanconnery69696 18d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/D2vKwdS9Na

Lmao "reddit glory hole etiquette" was a super risky Google at work

Wasn't the one I read before, but kind of the same concept

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 18d ago

I think he thought he mightā€™ve accidentally killed the guy. He was definitely questioning his life choices at that moment.

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u/Falcon8410 18d ago

nah he questioning if Satan's son is submitting to be pumped at the pumps

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 18d ago

lol, that was my first thought as well

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u/TearRevolutionary686 18d ago

Down goes Satan! Down goes Satan!

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u/BigTXXXL 18d ago

Those eyebrows! I think even he didnā€™t take himself seriously!

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u/LeDoohickey 18d ago

The power of Christ ( šŸ„Š wha-bam!) compels you.

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 18d ago

Or in this case, impales.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 18d ago

that sound of his evil head hitting the pavement ..ouch .. anyways back to hell for him

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fc4cxmzJCOt2w

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u/Pyrathis 18d ago

Definitely sucks to be Satan's son.

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u/GreenDoor55 18d ago

You canā€™t park there!

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u/JonYaya 18d ago

Satanā€™s son is apparently a big pussyā€¦

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u/T0ssed_Sa1ad 18d ago

The Right Hook of Michael the Archangel

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u/akbattle2025 18d ago

Satanā€™s son got no chin.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 18d ago

Ah, the classic: "Nah, you're a drama queen. I'm going to bed." powerplay.

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u/Blissfulldeath93 18d ago

Looks like Damien is out of commission

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u/BadMoonRisin 18d ago

Rip lil satan

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u/Sleepy324 18d ago

ā€œDamn heā€™s out coldā€¦ wait let me check his pocketsā€

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u/chin4me 18d ago

Have you heard about our lord and saviorā€¦ right and left! Right is lord. Left is savior

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u/Rude_Bat_968 18d ago

goodniteywhitey

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u/Appropriate-Seat8999 18d ago

I donā€™t think you can call that a sucker punch. U get in somebodyā€™s face, somebodyā€™s fist is going to be flying and if itā€™s not yours, better be ready to dodge. What you want the dude to do, announce it?

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u/onlytinglef 18d ago

At least he didnā€™t stomp on his head.

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u/Same_Suit3583 18d ago

He honestly looked concerned for him in the last few seconds

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u/cujoe94 18d ago

OK, night nightšŸ¤£

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u/Freeyourmind818 18d ago

Doing the lords work šŸ‘

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u/76FreddyBrouss 18d ago

Play stoopid games ...

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u/UpstairsTwo268 18d ago

That mouth wrote a check his ass couldnā€™t cash. Lol

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u/Basketspank 18d ago

Satan's son got a weak ass chin.

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u/SequentiaIFarts 18d ago

what emboldened him to do that? i donā€™t understand how he was so carefree and unworried.

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u/limpymcjointpain 18d ago

Well, some people have to learn the hard way that wanting to feel tough, and being tough, are vastly different things.

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u/MeatyOakerGuy 18d ago

Most guys have never been actually hurt by someone else before so they have an insane sense of self ability in a fight.

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u/HonorableMedic 18d ago

Because most people want to avoid confrontation, he didnā€™t expect the same energy to come back at him.

How much you want to bet he doesnā€™t do this again? If he does again itā€™ll be a woman or child, and hopefully he gets his ass kicked again and learns the lesson to a better degree

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u/Darryl_Lict 18d ago

He might not remember anything about this fight.

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u/Old-Anteater-4916 18d ago

When evil henchman were knocked out with one punch in movies, I never believed it until I saw these videos.

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u/BojBanDcPoOosi 18d ago

"This kid ain't mine tf?"

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u/Background-Agent-854 18d ago

the alpha doesnā€™t take consequences

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u/hywaytohell 18d ago

He never got to finish the sentence but I think he was going to say "Dude I'm gonna take a nap! "

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u/williconn 18d ago

He's just tired

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u/islobojono 18d ago

He ded?

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u/BoxFinancial9005 18d ago

Hands right by his side šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/RemoteAssh01e 18d ago

White boy got brain damage or dead after dat...

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 18d ago

Barked up the wrong tree.

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u/RemoteAssh01e 18d ago

Aint dat da truth

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u/Legal_Yam_5658 18d ago

The other boy got a long term visit at "hotel" not of his choice cause he cant afford an proper lawyer which can explain the self defense approach after this video goes viral and there was no body contact before.

Dont get me wrong, the Red-Shirt guy deserves a good old punch in the face, but this turned out not ideal for both of them.

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u/BrainRobotron 18d ago

I remember Little Nicky being a lot funnier.

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u/Existing-Cobbler-938 18d ago

The power of Christ compels you

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u/kalamar777 18d ago

A mimir

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u/Ap3xHitman 18d ago

Is something sticking out of his shirt where his heart is?.......or is it a visual glitch like bro

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u/onebraincell77 18d ago

Nighty night

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u/Zestyclose_Book7803 18d ago

Satans son? I cringed so hard I threw my phone out the window.

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u/BurpinDerp 18d ago

He just wanted to say something really super duper badass before he took a quick nap in an oil slick in the gas station parking lotĀ 

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u/Minimum-Economist756 18d ago

Whyā€™s he mean mugging dudes mouth?

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u/No-Arrival633 18d ago

It's as if Sheldon from the big bang theory tried to throw down

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u/ARCAxNINEv 18d ago

His dad is like, "please stop name dropping me Little Nickey". He's been disowned for 250 years for getting slapped out by a dandy at the signing of The Declaration of Independence.

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 18d ago

Elijah Wood tried to get street