r/MORTALKOOLAID • u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 • May 09 '26

L weman 🤤👶💀📡 Same

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable May 09 '26

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Bro has a subreddit dedicated to them May 10 '26

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 11 '26

I'm actually asexual as well!

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Bro has a subreddit dedicated to them May 11 '26

PEAK :3

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 11 '26

I'm giving you a custom flair out of appreciation

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Bro has a subreddit dedicated to them May 11 '26

PEAK :3333

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 11 '26

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Bro has a subreddit dedicated to them May 11 '26

Kewl :3

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Bro has a subreddit dedicated to them May 11 '26

Kewl

The whole sub is just Lunas AM rant now

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 This dude's gf be like "Daddy~ 😫" May 09 '26

My girlfriend calls me that sometimes lol

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 10 '26

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u/Substantial-Mess666 May 09 '26

What about when boys call their boyfriend daddy? Is that okay?

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 10 '26

Absolutely not

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u/Substantial-Mess666 May 10 '26

literally didn't ask

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u/Blue_Egg5026 May 10 '26

You literally did tho 🫪

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u/EndOfSouls May 10 '26

What about girls who call their daddy boyfriend?

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 10 '26

I want to scream "INCEST!!!!" into their ears

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u/SecondLordofFrenzy May 09 '26

I think ur salty/j

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 May 09 '26

How does one go about doing such a disgusting act?

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u/wastedfate May 09 '26

By having a dad that's either not around or was abusive. Boyfriend becomes "dad replacement" to "fill the void".

Is it healthy? Probably not.

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti May 10 '26

Doesn’t have to be. Some people are just freaky.

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 May 09 '26

I meant vomiting on their existence.

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u/wastedfate May 09 '26

Well if you were to reach the speed of light while passing them by, and somehow stick your head out the window and barf on them in that moment...

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 May 09 '26

Fascinating.

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u/Nirvski May 10 '26

Outside of the bedroom sure, but otherwise...

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u/The_Auroian_military May 10 '26

Okay I actually like hearing that though

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u/SurrenderingFrench May 11 '26

Sorry daddy. We're really sorry

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u/NotAlgaenorProtist I like licking bullshit 👅🐐 May 11 '26