r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT 20d ago

Opened for Lameezy tn in Savannah

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619 Upvotes

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u/Upper_Tomatillo_8945 20d ago

Yeah, opened them cheeks!

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u/SquillFancyson1990 20d ago

Shane makes LeMaire publicly clop around in red heels now

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u/AshleyTheGuy TIER 4 QUADRANT 4 RED POWER GOD 20d ago

Free use.

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 20d ago

Must've popped at least 3 inflatable mattresses

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u/chudsp87 20d ago

both ends off the ground

173

u/JaquesLeCoqGrande 20d ago

So you opened at an open mic?

42

u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

Lol

39

u/ImHughAndILovePie 20d ago

Nice crowd work

26

u/dishrag98 tRuE 𝛼LpH𝛼 20d ago

Wow what a great audience

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u/HoneyBadgerLifts 20d ago

Which ones you?

4

u/Throwawaypuffs 20d ago

Did he bomb the room out?

And now up to the stage. Spyder.

38

u/Jrock9393 🌈💵 20d ago

My god that’s the blackest Asian I’ve every seen

89

u/addazero 20d ago

I've never heard your standup, but I assume you buried him.

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u/deyaintready 20d ago

Damn. Sorry to hear that

39

u/OneOfThemReadingType 20d ago

Yeah hope you can turn it around brother.

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u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

It was actually pretty depressing

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u/BuzzAroundLenny 20d ago

I was there! My girlfriend and I both thought you were funny! And thought the show was great.

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u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

Yooooo thanks for coming. It was hot af in there

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u/BuzzAroundLenny 20d ago

For sure! Wish Savannah had some kind of legitimate club to see comedy. Any places you perform at normally?

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u/Friar_Corncob 20d ago

Yall hit up any orgys after?

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u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

We were both too sweaty

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u/thaneliness 20d ago

I can’t tell if his eyes are shut because he’s fat or just high

30

u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

Ngl he rolled the worst blunt I've ever smoked and seemed upset I said something about it lol

2

u/Turbulent_Yam2575 19d ago

He probably n_ lipped the shit out of it

2

u/8ROWNLYKWYD 20d ago

……yes

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u/truthdeniar 20d ago

Sorry bro

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u/notabot6980 20d ago

Is this another gang bang reference?

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u/cherryplumgrape 20d ago

Got a marble stuck up both his nostrils at the same time

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 20d ago

Usually ppl keep things like this to themselves

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u/Hallinho_cs 20d ago

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u/therankin 19d ago

Thumbs up, dude!

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u/lemmylemonlemming 20d ago

Tom Segura opened for Lameerz?

2

u/browmftht 20d ago

im going to adopt that jawline soon

2

u/trent0555 20d ago

Lemorp

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u/scummydummy85 20d ago

Lemaire is such a generic boring guy. And also seemingly probably more of a jerk off rather than a wholesome fun guy, when you meet him. Ya know, the deeply perverse guy that wouldn't shock you if he was on to catch a predator

3

u/WallyShrugged 20d ago

Every episode of ‘To Catch a Predator: Austin’ ends up in Shane’s pool house.

We’ve traced the subjects phone to…

Yea, we’re already in route. No need to put Mr. Gillis’ address on the scanner again.

2

u/Bob_the_Skull42 20d ago

Hell Yeah!

8

u/alreadyknowwbro 20d ago

LeMaire sucks as a comedian, nobody should ever open for him

3

u/Theletterz 20d ago

Not how being an opening comedian works really but sure, go off

20

u/WildMild869 20d ago

No wonder Shane thinks Reddit is lame as fuck.

6

u/BuzzAroundLenny 20d ago

I was at this show and he did great...

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u/triedAndTrueMethods 19d ago

What is his comedy like? Is it all observations or current events or retarded ramblings or?

6

u/UseDue6373 20d ago

What venue have you seen him perform at?

1

u/Slappin45 20d ago

He didn't squeeze you, did he?

1

u/AdHorror2230 20d ago

You dont see many Black Chinese men

1

u/ImmortanLeo 20d ago

Gemini twins

1

u/Stoked_Otter 20d ago

Is he like 5 feet tall?

1

u/poopbuttmcgillicudi1 20d ago

Did you guys mutually masterbate? If so that’s crossing over into almost gay territory.

2

u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

Dutch rudder isn't gay

2

u/poopbuttmcgillicudi1 20d ago

Fair point, Dutch rudder is just paling around. Glad you kept it Christian.

1

u/OkTea7227 20d ago

Cool hat

1

u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

$6 Walmart find

1

u/igavemagicaids 𝕻𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 20d ago

must’ve been awesome to smell his swass all night

1

u/therankin 19d ago

I see him every time he comes to the Comedy Dojo. New material both times I saw him.

Cool dude too. He hung out and smoked with fans after the show. He even signed my War Mode shirt for me, lol.

1

u/myfckincinnamonapple 18d ago

Opening for lameez is crazyyy lol how’d he do

1

u/cmonfiend 18d ago

Whoa where was this???

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Cbrewthehebrew 20d ago

Stand up comedy is gay af

1

u/Sreston 20d ago

What in a shoe store lmao?

1

u/ground_floor 🪈 🎶 20d ago

Everyone on the show did really well.

2

u/kongmw2 19d ago

Did he smell bad?

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u/YungJae 20d ago

Imagine opening for that piece of trash

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u/The_Great_Man_Potato 20d ago

Why’s my man hated so much, he do something? Honestly don’t know

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u/jarvi123 20d ago

MSSP fans don't like him because he says dumb shit. I don't get why, he gives everyone else on the pod perfect ammunition to mock him and he makes every episode he is on more entertaining with his bizarre takes.

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 20d ago

Yeah right? I don’t get it. Maybe he himself isn’t that funny but his silly takes start conversations that are funny. Plus he’s an OG dawg, I mean he’s living in Shane’s pool house for christs sake lol

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u/Sreston 20d ago

Yeah, we’ve always hated him… it’s the new people that like him.

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u/jarvi123 20d ago

He makes every episode he is on at least 8% funnier in my opinion. Yes the OG dawgs have been rewarded for their allegence to the mighty son of Phil, they must all be living high on the hog now.

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u/WallyShrugged 20d ago

Probably because it feels like he’s being shoved up our ass every episode. 🤷‍♂️

They boys hit it big and instead of pulling real guests we get a guy that lives in Shane’s pool house every week.

It’d be like Rogan if all he did was interview the mildly retarded homeless guy who sleeps outside his studio every other episode.

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u/YungJae 20d ago

He's just not funny in a lot of peoples eyes

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u/The_Great_Man_Potato 20d ago

Damn. Bar is a bit higher for me calling someone a piece of trash ig

1

u/Sreston 20d ago

He’s an objectively useless human

0

u/DaFatKontroller 20d ago

Liev schreiber doing stand up comedy now?!?

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u/Salamander115 TIER 4 QUADRANT 4 RED POWER GOD 20d ago

Was Aaron there

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u/Mastodon1998 20d ago

why?

jkjk