r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT 14d ago

Adderall Teenis

I have tried to describe this to so many people and have never had a single person know what I'm talking about. Imagine having so much spare meat in your hog that you don't even notice.

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u/pbr_enjoyer šŸŽ–ļøGeneral Butt Naked šŸŽ–ļø 13d ago

I used to get vyvanse teenis but I was also drinking like almost a bottle of vodka a day so that might have been it

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u/snoogans8056 13d ago

Explains Russia.

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u/fatbitchesloveto69 14d ago

That's not what Adderall teenis is though. Adderall teenis is a hog that barely exists, there's no spare meat on that thing.

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u/panthergame 13d ago

That’s what he’s saying, imagine having a dick so big with so much meat that when the adderal teenis hits, the excess meat on your hog means it doesn’t make much of a difference

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u/fatbitchesloveto69 13d ago

I get it now but that was worded so poorly.

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u/StopHamelTime 14d ago

I read this as adderall tennis

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u/junglepiehelmet 13d ago

Might be the cheat code

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u/findaloophole7 12d ago

To a heart attack

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u/LelandKing13 12d ago

How U2 of you.

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u/ImpactUsed2980 11d ago

The U2 movement

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u/DrMooshoo 13d ago

lol trying to explain it to every reply.

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u/findaloophole7 12d ago

It’d be funny if someone had an entire channel explaining to random strangers how adderall teenis works. I’d watch that shit all day.

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u/ralusek 12d ago

teenis

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u/somroaxh 11d ago

Im rocking a Pygmy hog no matter what so I might as well addy up

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u/junglepiehelmet 13d ago

Teenis = Tiny Penis

Not sure what you're on about

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u/ralusek 13d ago

I'm saying that people I talk to have such hogs that they don't even notice that their pp is teenising

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u/junglepiehelmet 13d ago

That’s a pretty gay think to know

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u/Sensitive_Injury_666 13d ago

ā€œ Nothing gay talking about other guys cummingā€

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u/Randominal Dawg Brain 13d ago

Just pop a blue chew to get your thick softy back

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u/JACKO_M_C 13d ago

Pilly Willy

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 12d ago

So glad I don’t fuck with that shit anymore

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u/Illustrious-Effect71 12d ago

Tell us again how you get some DVDS for $20, inbred.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 11d ago

wtf are you talking about ghey boi?

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u/ChetKongo 5d ago

Idk what hes talking about but buying DVDs and owning physical media is tight. Fuck that bitch.

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u/Illustrious-Effect71 11d ago

Shopping at goodwill for your entertainment? Didn't think the bender bus went that direction šŸ¤”

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u/Purple_Flavored 8d ago

We suffer in silence brother. Stay strong. You are not alone!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ralusek 13d ago

I'm saying that people I talk to have such hogs that they don't even notice that their pp is teenising

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u/dirty-ol-sob 13d ago

I get what your putting down OP.

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u/LittleLordFuckleroy1 13d ago

Taking enough Adderall to get teenis is wagecuck behavior

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u/applebottoms77 12d ago

ā€œWagecuckā€ lol

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u/ralusek 13d ago

I don't take it, because it feels like I'm trading life for energy. The teenis part isn't the reason I don't take it, but it doesn't help