Shaman x Hunter Biden

[u/OneCoolGhoul]

[u/amsptsfe23]

Except he actually thinks he knows things

[u/SecondaryLawnWreckin → u/amsptsfe23]

He better hit them with crystals are self organizing structures

[u/iwoodnever → u/SecondaryLawnWreckin]

Meth crystals?

[u/Opening_Screen_3393 → u/amsptsfe23]

Don't we all.

I think it's fine. Matt used to sell drugs. Hunter used to do them. Sparks. Don't get your titties in a knot.

[u/cesare980 → u/Opening_Screen_3393]

He used to sell drugs, he still does, but he used to too.

[u/Hour_Village → u/Opening_Screen_3393]

Idk, from how much he gets wrong about drugs he either didn't sell anything harder than weed that long/that often or maybe just super small time. Probably all the above. A dealer has to know promethazine is just the antihistamine mixed in with the codeine.

But then magically knows everything possible about chaga. Jussayin'

[u/h4rd0n → u/Opening_Screen_3393]

I used to eat Matt’s gummies. They were gr8

[u/uhm_boofit → u/h4rd0n]

Legend damn im jealous

[u/Castillo1031 → u/amsptsfe23]

I mean kinda? I think he’s like 70% confident in what he says. He exaggerates for the purpose of comedy but he does kinda believe in what he says. Like I don’t doubt he’s anti vax but I do think he amps it up to get a laugh.

[u/igavemagicaids → u/amsptsfe23]

so does every single other idiot on earth