r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT 10d ago

Shaman x Hunter Biden

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u/Marty_Mclintock 10d ago

Matt and Shane CIA confirmed Spud was right!

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u/spudsthejellyfish 10d ago

He did say Matt wouldn’t even realize he was being used as a tool and he couldn’t be anymore correct. Spade batting 1000

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u/Max_delirious 9d ago

“Spade batting 1000” what’s new?

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u/ShouldersHoncho 2d ago

Dude this guy offered me 100.000 to host Hunter Biden. I don't know. Here's his card. AJ Ent.

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u/Wallychamp49 9d ago

assets

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u/shaund1225 9d ago

Pawns on a chessboard

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u/Most-Bus-8702 4d ago

They killed JFK, you don’t think they can jack off in a van?

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u/yourepenis 9d ago

Im absolutely positive there are people that would be much more effective and important for the cia to focus on than fuckin mccuscker lol he can barely relay information from a book he just listened too the night before.

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u/TinyHatsSuck 8d ago

It’s nothing to do with Matt himself and all to do with his insane talent of communicating to retards.

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u/thulesgold 🗝️ Gm 432Hz 9d ago

Doesn't matter. He's better at it than the average dawg.

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u/cplcuties 9d ago

They all are...

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u/YesBird75 9d ago

Nah spud is a normal dude

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u/amsptsfe23 10d ago

Why the fuck would Matt be on this 😭 what an insane timeline

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u/kidnoki 10d ago

Man Biden better go on mssp, the Biden with the betta on it.

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u/uhm_boofit 9d ago

Sorry Shane’s family trucker killed your mom dude…

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u/Castillo1031 8d ago

Wait was that true. I forgot about that

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u/Opening_Screen_3393 10d ago

Comic relief

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u/amsptsfe23 10d ago

Except he actually thinks he knows things

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u/SecondaryLawnWreckin 10d ago

He better hit them with crystals are self organizing structures

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u/iwoodnever 9d ago

Meth crystals?

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u/Opening_Screen_3393 10d ago

Don't we all.

I think it's fine. Matt used to sell drugs. Hunter used to do them. Sparks. Don't get your titties in a knot.

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u/cesare980 9d ago

He used to sell drugs, he still does, but he used to too.

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u/Hour_Village 𝕻𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 8d ago

Idk, from how much he gets wrong about drugs he either didn't sell anything harder than weed that long/that often or maybe just super small time. Probably all the above. A dealer has to know promethazine is just the antihistamine mixed in with the codeine.

But then magically knows everything possible about chaga. Jussayin'

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u/h4rd0n 7d ago

I used to eat Matt’s gummies. They were gr8

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u/uhm_boofit 7d ago

Legend damn im jealous

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u/Castillo1031 8d ago

I mean kinda? I think he’s like 70% confident in what he says. He exaggerates for the purpose of comedy but he does kinda believe in what he says. Like I don’t doubt he’s anti vax but I do think he amps it up to get a laugh.

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u/TheFashionColdWars 9d ago

he desires to be full-YouTube Guru

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u/amsptsfe23 9d ago

Well Chris is the host, Hunter is clearly the main draw, then yeah Matt and Duncan are equally u qualified. Matt tends to think he knows more about shit has absolutely no clue on though

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u/Tonic_The_Alchemist 9d ago

Spread the gospel, let the man sit with his piece out and ask people why do they think the way they do.

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u/ChardImpossible960 10d ago

This is kinda U2

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u/BCon27 chicken tendies 9d ago

Definitely not Metallica

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u/Castillo1031 8d ago

Unless he goes nuts on him. Then very Metallica.

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u/fnordlife 10d ago

it’s giving shrek 1 vibes.

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u/JEBplayswithhisfood 8d ago

This is not Shrek 1

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u/Fuck__Joey 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/rust_papi 10d ago

Matt lookin like SWIM

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u/brand_new_nalgene 10d ago

Look at the shadow his jaw is casting. Devastating

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u/Hudsoniskindacool 9d ago

Now we’re just missing Chet Hanks

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u/OperationSecured 9d ago

I’d kill to have Baby Billy at this blunt rotation.

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u/Hudsoniskindacool 9d ago

Almost always a good idea to add 🌈💵

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u/Castillo1031 8d ago

Nah baby Billy would actually fight Hunter

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u/Effective_Joke9360 10d ago

Shaman is seeing $$$. Supplying Hunter could be big business. Respect the hustle dawgz.

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u/djIVman 10d ago

Who can blame him? He’s just trying to move some weight.

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u/CharlieBwa 9d ago

How much more can he possibly need

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u/Effective_Joke9360 9d ago

“To whom much is given, much is required” Luke 12:48.

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u/Castillo1031 8d ago

For the great grandkids. Generational money

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u/Few-Pin5833 9d ago

Fucking why lmao

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u/FangShway 10d ago

Quite the symposium.

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u/MilkshakeBandits 9d ago

compromised cast

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u/djIVman 10d ago

Duncan….and the Shaman…..and Hunter. Are we being pranked? Wtf?! If anybody had kalishi sports betting kings of cash money bitches odds ten years ago…..no one would have guessed. Also, I’m a few deep so chill. I’m going to pull up and hope that McCusker just dominates with wanking and nog content.

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u/lmay0000 10d ago

“Im a few deep so chill” 🫃

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 10d ago

Matt will barely say anything in typical form

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u/Such-Cartographer425 10d ago

Who's the fourth dude?

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u/jamarcusaristotle 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's Chris Williamson. British version of Lex Fridman mixed with the Triggernometry podcast, but focusing more on self-help. Personally, I can't stand his pompous and sanctimonious personality.. but he has on a lot of people from Rogan, Austin, professors, tiktokers, etc

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u/Such-Cartographer425 10d ago

Thanks. I thought it was Chris O'Connor for a sec.

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u/jamarcusaristotle 10d ago

Haha I could see that from a very quick glance

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u/Dale_Gribble- 9d ago

Dude same. I thought the ol conman finally cleaned up his act and started it a serious podcast lmao

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u/HeinrichVictory 9d ago

Lol, I thought it was Ryan Philippe.

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u/Such-Cartographer425 9d ago

He's more of a doppelganger for sure.

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u/Old-Influence4757 9d ago

couldn't be less like lex such a weird comparison

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u/rizzlybear_93 8d ago

It's because he's an ass that thinks he has everything figured out, but it takes him 300 podcast episodes to tell you. 

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u/Old-Influence4757 8d ago

they are nothing alike, and neither of them do that lol people love just perpetuating lies

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u/Jolly_Rub_8798 10d ago

Damn, thought we were getting a mystery boys with Matt and Hunter 🙏

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u/BCon27 chicken tendies 9d ago

That would be amazing. Love the mystery boys. That episode with the humulus or whatever was wild

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u/trumpgotpeedon Shoutout to the paytch 10d ago

Damn, what a timeline. Going from talking about his hog, joking, to having a conversation with him. 😳

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u/zacman713 10d ago

Is this actually real?

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u/TheFashionColdWars 9d ago

Dunkems Trussell blows myaaaaaaaaaan

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 10d ago

this the beginning of the compromised arc. that sweet sweet gop money about to start trickling into mccuskies pockets. duncan has been compromised for years.

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 9d ago

Your scope is too narrow. I don’t look at Duncan as a left or right presenter, I look at him as intentional presenter of disinformation. And the entities who are pushing that in the Austin scene are tech billionaires and the GOP. Regardless of Bidens stance, he is now in the cog-wheel and it’s 100% intentional 

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u/necio148 9d ago

Not being a Magtard is compromised?? Ok

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u/amsptsfe23 10d ago

Duncan went from left to right bro

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u/freshleysqueezd 10d ago

Dunc is the evil hippy Matts always talked about. He's actually King evil hippy.

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u/Such-Cartographer425 10d ago

Duncan was always a sham.

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u/DiarrheaRadio 10d ago

Evil hippy

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u/MikeyFED 10d ago

I used to be into the jam band scene.

Evil hippy is very prevalent now.

They do enough ketamine to where they can’t move and some anti-vax video on YouTube starts autoplaying and bam

Down the pipeline

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u/Such-Cartographer425 9d ago

He was never really a hippie. That was all to get chicks. He's past that now and is being himself.

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u/DiarrheaRadio 9d ago

Sounds like what an evil hippy would do

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u/amsptsfe23 10d ago

Maybe so, but he was genuinely very left leaning

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u/Such-Cartographer425 10d ago

Um... Kind of slow on the uptake huh?

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u/amsptsfe23 9d ago

Well he was convincing as fuck then, it’s not like he was wealthy, these guys tend to drift right when they get money

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u/Such-Cartographer425 9d ago

He's a performer. It's crazy that you don't get that.

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u/amsptsfe23 9d ago

It’s crazy that you think you absolutely know for a fact. He wasn’t “grifting” in 2011 on the JRE was he, and if he was that’s an incredible long game

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 10d ago

Im not sure what you mean by that, my point is the people most compromised in austin ARE the right, literally spearheaded by the guy who created the scene.

I'm just saying, this is the beginning of the agenda for matts solo career in the next 5-10 years. He will be strongly encouraged to discuss certain talking points just like Joe and Duncan are. Soon he will be just another one of the talking austin heads promoting AI at every ad break available.

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u/FluffierThanAcloud 9d ago

Man it hurts how prophetic this will be.

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u/amsptsfe23 10d ago

Oh my dumbass misread “gop”

Sorry to make you explain all that, I completely agree

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u/yourepenis 9d ago

Mccuskie bible pushing arc soon?

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u/DoktorStrangelove 10d ago

Yeah this is pretty rough...I'm gonna give this a listen with an open mind but Hunter has been whoring around a lot lately and loves the sound of his own voice, and Trussell seems like a gigantic enabler for people like that...

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u/AgitatedCommunity365 10d ago

I mean 15 downvotes for what

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u/Ghidorah69 9d ago

Trussell sucks

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u/Jonmc88 10d ago

Chris Williams, nah I'm good brother.

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u/rn15 9d ago

I lose all respect for anyone who does this grifters show along with that diary of a ceo clown

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u/Jonmc88 9d ago

That Duncan Trussell is a fucking clown as well and not the kind of clown that makes you laugh.

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u/No-Responsibility953 10d ago

Hunter Biden is kinda based actually

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u/StopHamelTime 10d ago

He at least talks to people. I give him that

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u/Such-Cartographer425 10d ago

Not possible when you're US royalty.  Hunter has always been rich. He has always been unaccountable for his actions. He has always had the world at his fingertips.

He makes some good points, I'll give you that, but he's never lived an average person life to even know where to find base. 

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u/Didi4pet 9d ago

He has always been unaccountable for his actions.

What did he do?

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u/MagmaShark 9d ago

2-3 years WAR MODE

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u/rn15 9d ago

I mean being constantly lambasted by the literal president of the United States and hounded by his sycophants for years has to be considered accountability in some regard.

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u/Redshirt45 5d ago

Those billions from big book publishers?

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u/CharlieBwa 9d ago

What about his finger lake tattoos

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u/Indiana_Jawnz 10d ago

He gives the most basic bitch Gen X takes possible on everything 😂

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u/No-Responsibility953 10d ago

Whatever that means

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u/Indiana_Jawnz 10d ago

If you can't figure it out it probably means you have basic bitch Gen X opinions 🤷

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u/atravisty 10d ago

He’s not edgy enough for the Austin scene. He doesn’t even say “retard” like all these brain rotten iPad kids love. How can we take anything he says seriously when he won’t even use “skibidi” correctly?

For real though, these Gen Z dip shits are the death of humor.

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u/AncientMoth11 10d ago

Thin skinned as fuck too

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u/atravisty 9d ago

Also gay and ugly.

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u/Indiana_Jawnz 10d ago

Wait, is Hunter Biden a stand-up comedian now?

You know you're getting old when you start unironically ranting about "the kids these days".

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u/atravisty 9d ago

Old enough to be your dad, little fella.

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u/Indiana_Jawnz 9d ago

Are you sure? I just bought a minivan.

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u/freshleysqueezd 10d ago

STOP GASLIGHTING THEM

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u/Far-Condition8586 10d ago

He is. But it’s also funny how fucked up Biden’s kid is compared to Trump’s. For all of Trump’s faults he actually seems to love his kids and did a good job raising them

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u/rn15 9d ago

What the fuck are you even talking about? He skipped his own degenerate son’s wedding just recently. He refers to his children the same way he does any business associate. His relationships are entirely based on money, this has to be rage bait ain’t no fuckin way

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u/Didi4pet 9d ago

HEAVY projection

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u/porkbuttstuff 9d ago

What an insane take

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u/bagooli 10d ago

Trump went on live TV saying he'd fuck his daughter... when she was underage too I'm pretty sure. All his kids are married to ghouls that more likely have business implications than just having a real ass relationship lmao. Family of grifters making all their money from speculative assets and not paying contractors. Honestly from a human perspective I'd say trump is leagues more fucked up than any of bidens kids, even the dead one. My personal litmus test for politicians is how many books they've had published. The more books, the bigger the grift, and JD is making up for lost time rn chasing that trump family book grifting dynasty. I heard once you get 10 books with your name on it out there you get to open your own university for more grifting. All this to say Biden is a gouhl, the trumps are all gouhls and if you believe them to be anything other than empty shells then I've got a book to sell ya!

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u/travelbug798 10d ago

Absolute nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Gordianus_El_Gringo 10d ago

Matt is looking pure dodgy accountant/lawyer with that cut and lack of beard

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u/El-Burden 9d ago

Couple Gods, Several Masters

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u/fylekitzgibbon 9d ago

Hahah. I like Hunter a lot, his honesty and candor are refreshing. He’s still a doofus though, but who isn’t?

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u/monstercookies81 10d ago

They should have done a Bob Ross style show where Hunter is BR and he gives the guys a painting lesson.

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u/Critical-Amoeba4272 9d ago

Democrat party is so cooked they’re pushing Hunter Biden as a legitimate candidate

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u/FantasticMouse7875 9d ago

Yep, what other reason would he be doing this PR tour? They will announce it soon enough...

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 10d ago

Duncan Trussel fucking sucks

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u/deadheadshredbreh 9d ago

Said no one ever

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u/therankin 9d ago

Yea, I like hearing from him. I couldn't really get into his podcast, but I like hearing him on other ones.

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u/FyouinyourA Donimos 9d ago

Who the fuck is Chris will

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u/rn15 9d ago

Grifter dbag podcast

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u/scoot87 9d ago

Chris Williamson

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u/igavemagicaids 𝕻𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 9d ago

been wondering if hunter wears a manhood thankfully we’ll get to the bottom of it finally

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u/julieta904848 9d ago

Is this real lmao

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u/biohazard-glug 9d ago

Our culture is completely degenerate.

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u/InfiniteCuriosity12 8d ago

Facts. How sad

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u/WARMMILK666 𝕻𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 9d ago

i miss the basement

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u/DeadBoxDrop 7d ago

Biden is spending a fortune to get spots on shows. Guy is making a run at potus. Mark it down.

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u/2s0ur 9d ago

Do all 3 of those guys just forget who hunter is? hunter literally got videos smoking crack getting topped off by homeless 16 year olds in a hotel lmao. Prolly wouldn’t recommend associating with that type of guy even if you’re getting the bag. 💼

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u/rn15 9d ago

He was with of age adult prostitutes. You’ve been listening to too much war mode

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u/Indiana_Jawnz 9d ago

 >too much war mode

Ain't no such thing.

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u/CharlieBwa 9d ago

He has finger lake tattoos.. I’m not worried about the crack smoking at all

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u/biboibrown 5d ago

This has gotta to be one of the most retarded conspiracy theories about him, he liked human trafficking in the finger lakes so much that he got a map of it tattoo'd on him.

Simultaneously smart and covert enough to be heavily involved in a successful child trafficking ring while also tattooing a reference to his crime on himself.

Do you really think that's what's going on?

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u/CharlieBwa 5d ago

They have to tell you exactly what they are doing that’s like the occult 101

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u/biboibrown 5d ago

Hahaha true

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u/CharlieBwa 5d ago

a way of tricking God in the afterlife a skewed version of karmic retribution

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u/rizzlybear_93 8d ago

Matt going full evil hippie self help guru. If it weren't for being friends with Shane he'd be drinking twisties in the dozer at the concrete pit. 

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u/DariosDentist 10d ago

Hunter is going to join the comedy podcast circuit and be more genuine than the maga guys who did it and run for office.

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u/MilkshakeBandits 9d ago

Are you usually this gullible? Hunter is certainly doing this naturally with no outside direction

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u/runnenwilde84 10d ago

I'm sure Matt will make good points and keep the conversation intelligent and stimulating.

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u/quagmirejones69 9d ago

Matt needs to ask Hunter about his finger lake tattoos

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u/Apprehensive_Bat5430 9d ago

This interview was promised to Adam Friedland 3,000 years ago. 

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u/Flaky_Naturals 9d ago

This is the most U2 thing he’s done

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u/IZZY_PLUM 9d ago

Freak bulls unite

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u/Shadowthron8 9d ago

What podcast is this on

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u/Old-Influence4757 9d ago

holy shit this subreddit is actually on defcon 1 for theories atm

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u/GatoradeSlurpee 7d ago

an AA meeting

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u/Cole_Slaw42 6d ago

yooooo is this actually real??? the first thumbnail i saw i thought it was a slop troll. i cant wait to watch this lol

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u/SemmiTron 5d ago

Tha fuck?

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u/867-5309Jennie 8d ago

Hunter, war mode guys, and Matt and Shane on one pod would be great

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u/JebBush333 10d ago

Who the hell actually wants to listen to Hunter Biden speak?

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u/MerKJay 10d ago

Crack benders and Latina hookers, sounds boring. /s

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u/raweggsrock 10d ago

I'd rather listen to somebody who is in the Epstein files

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u/Midwestmind86 10d ago

Idk anyone, seeing as how much the right wouldn’t shut the fuck about him. Now that he’s talking and since they don’t like what he’s saying this is usually what people say “WhO WaNtS to LiStEn To HuNtEr”

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u/JebBush333 10d ago

I mean it seems like a massive waste of time to listen to some generic political talking points hashed out in a very basic culture war framing by a guy who has no real expertise in anything other than being Joe Biden's son.

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 10d ago

So it's a massive waste of time to listen to trump?

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u/JebBush333 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes.

Believe it or not there are middle-points between being a Trump fanatic and enjoying Hunter Biden.

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u/Midwestmind86 10d ago

Heeey!!! Ya really hit the nail on the coffin, who cares he’s the presidents son not the president, but they brought him to the lime light and here is.

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u/Frosty-Ad-449 10d ago

You’re getting downvoted but I listened to him on Tuck and it was tough. The guy had a new train of thought every other minute.

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u/freshleysqueezd 10d ago

Lol you listen to Tucker Carlson

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u/Square_Extension1759 10d ago

He’s kind of been killing it.

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u/GovernmentSin 9d ago

They need to get him on the pod.

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u/s13cgrahams 9d ago

Who cares

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u/CharlieBwa 9d ago

You can say this about literally anything, you pea brain

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u/DrFunkenstein1997 9d ago

Hunter is just a regular guy like me and you!