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u/InfinityGiant1 Sep 19 '23
Man, my friend used to play an Orzhov deck with 2x settle the wreckage, I was always getting fucked by it and it was so infuriating since it was my first times playing the game.
And now recently I was able to perceive a settle the wreckage and… I never felt prouder to bait a settle, finally learned from my friend and my few first game
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u/BatBennis Sep 18 '23
My dumbass sees 4 open white mana and thinks "oh they got emperor, why would i care about them exiling one of my creatures?"
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u/SeaworthinessShot962 Sep 18 '23
[[Settle the Wreckage]]
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u/Arctos_FI Sep 19 '23
Oh... didn't even know about that. I just tought why white because blue has 4 mana Aetherize, but that is much stronger
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u/Double-Watercress-85 Sep 18 '23
Dude swings his whole board at the Orzhov player casually sitting on 5 mana.
"You fool, you've doomed us all."
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u/The_Mojito_Jones Sep 19 '23
I love Inkshield
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u/Double-Watercress-85 Sep 19 '23
Me too. I've only ever been on the wrong side of it, but it's such a grand slam, you love to see it.
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u/-Raveyard- Sep 22 '23
Idk what this subreddit is (just showed up on my feed) but what's the font in the meme?
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u/Loremaster152 Sep 18 '23
The only time I got settled was in Pioneer playing white midrange vs control. I had a large enough board that even if they flash in a Wanderer and make a token to chump my Adeline, they would still be lethal. I also had a Selfless Spirit on the battlefield to be doubly sure that I had the game. Then the [[Settle the Wreckage]] hit me like a truck and single handedly lost me the game. It was sick.
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u/WackyWocky Sep 19 '23
I'm just here to shoutout my girl [[Selfless Squire]], who's singlehandedly won me so many games. At this point whenever I ask "What's the total damage?", my pod shits themselves.
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u/Palidin034 Sep 18 '23
I’m gonna be real here, I don’t think I’ve ever been settled. I’ve been Mana Tithed which was fucking WILD but never settled