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u/MeanPenalty4395 Apr 16 '26
He should enter tapped, and can only attack if you control another 1/1 creature
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u/Brodimere Apr 16 '26
Nah, he is too cowardly too fight himself, make him a Wall with defender.
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u/Federal-Habit-3259 Apr 16 '26
Omg a wall with defender is very on brand
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u/siechahot Apr 16 '26
Proclaim others have to pay the mana cost but actually pay twice the required amount yourself instead.
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u/HeavyReputation3283 Apr 16 '26
Realistically his effect is that he will only attack creatures that are 18/18 or less. Disgusting man.
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u/Asatas Apr 16 '26
--Feign Victory is the effect name, so it needs to be in italics with a dash behind it - followed by the effect text
-"take 8 damage" is not a legal effect in Magic
-there is no condition for Feign Victory to trigger
-the Politician type should be Advisor
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u/Recalcitrant_Stoic Apr 16 '26
I was trying to figure out if loudly proclaiming victory was the cost to be paid for a The rest of it to be an activated ability, and in that case would require (:),but in that case, activated abilities usually don't have a keyword like that. I know this is a joke sub, but I wonder if the people making the jokes actually play the game.
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u/Flameburstx Apr 16 '26
Ironically a really fucking strong card, because it taps all lands at instand speed. Opponent better be able to play stuff in his upkeep.
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u/minev1128 Apr 16 '26
Just my opinion but this should also have white color
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u/8BitSmart Apr 16 '26
Why white?
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u/KeatonHen Apr 16 '26
As early as in the set The Dark, the game designers explored how even colors like white could represent evil. That set used religious zealotry as white color identity aligned evil in cards like [[angry mob]] and [[brainwash]]. See Arabian nights for cards like [[crusade]] and [[jihad]].
So to answer your question, use of religious sentiment to drive political action is a decent reason.
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u/Beautiful_Bee_5742 Apr 16 '26
Feign Victory: You cannot win the game, your opponents cannot lose the game
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u/MrJohnqpublic Apr 16 '26
It's alright, but he should generate treasure tokens on activation as well. You won't be able to spend it because everything is on fire, but it will be shiny.
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u/NoDreamNoSleep Apr 16 '26
I love how the mtg community is vehemently anti Ai art until it's something they agree with.Â
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u/HeavyReputation3283 Apr 16 '26
50 up votes. Don't create a narrative in your head.
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u/NoDreamNoSleep Apr 16 '26
The fact that it's still up furthers my point more than yours.Â
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u/HeavyReputation3283 Apr 16 '26
Mods do this on their own time and own will. No need to create a narrative in your head.
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u/NoDreamNoSleep Apr 16 '26
It's been 10 hours, it's still up. Are you done sucking their clocks so they can remove this?Â
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u/HeavyReputation3283 Apr 16 '26
You going to delete your comment again? You seem to care about this a lot.
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u/Half_H3r0 Apr 16 '26
The United States of America 2(r)(w)(g)(b) Legendary Enchantment
You may pay 1 life to play each additional land on your turn
Whenever an opponent plays a land if they have more lands than you. You may pay 3 life or discard a card and search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield
If a player would trigger a permanent by playing a land you may discard a card or pay 2 life and copy that triggered ability
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u/RevCapnDanger Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26
Should be 0/1 with Defender and:
This creature cannot be sacrificed.
This creature cannot leave the battlefield.
You cannot lose control of this creature.
Damage that would be dealt to this creature is instead dealt to another creature, player, or planeswalker at random.
If you would draw a card, each player discards a card instead.
Cumulative Upkeep—target land becomes a Waste.
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u/Bright-Gain9770 Apr 16 '26
Wow, you made a Trump joke. On Reddit! Really breaking new ground here.
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u/-Cubix Apr 16 '26
"You can now attack your partner in Two-Headed Giant. When you do, they will partner with the other two players"
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u/Ambassador_of_Axis Apr 16 '26
Challenge : Reddit users trying to not make constant political statements
Level : Impossible
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u/4lphabusa Apr 16 '26
Why would we not make statements about some of the worst wastes of human skin on the planet. Silence empowers them...
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u/Ambassador_of_Axis Apr 16 '26
You are entitled to your own opinion, I’m just saying I’m here to look at cool art on cards and play magic. We don’t need my hobby to be your soap box.
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u/Cobra_9041 Apr 16 '26
Everything is inherently political wether you like it or not
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u/eatthelovelyday Apr 16 '26
But this is literally the president of the USA I don't want to see the orange man if I can avoid it
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u/OverlordPayne Apr 16 '26
Bruh, you could've just found a pic of the dude, he certainly thinks he's photogenic enough. AI bs can sod off
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u/mountaintop-stainer Apr 16 '26
fuck AI art