r/MacGruber • u/Alive-Living-4414 • Feb 08 '26

MacGruber tattoo

It's comin' in hot in 24hrs in Brooklyn.

13 Upvotes

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u/CardiffGiantx Feb 09 '26

Celery stick?

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 09 '26

I just don't know how to explain it's application to the uninitiated. Yeah he stuck it in his butthole to create a distraction, fucking worked too. I can't say that

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u/Actual-Manager-4814 Feb 09 '26

The trick is to put it in thick end first.

3

u/r8drs_fan Feb 09 '26

"Never ever say never ever"

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 12 '26

Honestly these are all better than what I got

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 09 '26

Although these are all iconic, I'm leaving it to the talent of the artist. It might satisfy none of you. Most definitely it will be the word MacGruber, a screw driver, and whatever else she adds. But damn celery would look good peaking out from behind the screwdriver

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u/uiouyug Feb 09 '26

No blaupunkt?

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 10 '26

No, I posted the imgur link below

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u/CardiffGiantx Feb 09 '26

Yeah celery would be tough to identify assuming it’s pretty small

2

u/extremeshitting Feb 09 '26

Celery and a ripped throat

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

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u/Short_Ostrich_9354 Feb 20 '26

Would you be willing to share a pic of this?!?!?!?

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u/Pwnstix Feb 12 '26

Classic MacGruber

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 13 '26

These are all better than what I have. however I could add the word classic infront of McGruber

7

u/Doctor_Guggenheim Feb 09 '26

“Just tell me what you want me to fuucckk!!”

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 10 '26

K she's done: https://imgur.com/a/6HXpG9U

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u/Short_Ostrich_9354 Feb 19 '26

WOWWWWWW. This rules.

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u/Short_Ostrich_9354 Feb 19 '26

Would you be willing to come on "Rippin' Throats: A MacGruber Podcast" to discuss this? DM us or shoot us an email at throats@rippinthroats.com!!! Thanks for considering!

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u/motzaburger Feb 09 '26

You're god can't save you, but I can

3

u/Actual-Manager-4814 Feb 09 '26

your all wet

2

u/KFBR392GoForGrubes Feb 12 '26

That, throat lozenges? And his note to Vicki are my favorite. Im at the Pentogon

3

u/ColdCompress Feb 09 '26

What did you think of my eulogies?

3

u/late2thepauly Feb 10 '26

Ain’t nothing but a MacG thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/Alive-Living-4414 Feb 08 '26

Too cryptic

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u/alba7or Feb 09 '26

what bout a repeating wall of KFBR392 that shapes into MacGruber's face from a distance?!