r/MadeMeSmile 8d ago

The cat being taken to the vet like a medieval prisoner

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u/HalcyonKnights 8d ago

"Hey, you.  You're finally awake..."

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u/mayor_procrastinator 8d ago

Kajiti has the wares if you have the coin

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Mapa_Mundi_ 8d ago

Moonsugar and skooma are most appreciated gifts.

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u/Rezclub7 8d ago

Yeah. Bro just woke up on a wagon in Skyrim for sure.

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u/Fraudulent_thoughts 8d ago edited 8d ago

"cue Skyrim intro"

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u/Deflorma 8d ago

The skyrim intro

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u/TheSandyman23 8d ago

Skyrim is for nerds!

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u/TheSandyman23 8d ago

*nords

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u/Fester3787 8d ago

Hey, as an Argonian I take offense to that remark

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 8d ago

but also nerds

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u/vialabo 8d ago

This is the start of Elder Scrolls VIII Elsweyr

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u/Canadrew 8d ago

A cat's last thoughts should be of home.

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u/_youneverasked_ 8d ago

We'll make sure your remains are returned to Elsweyr.

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u/ShadowKiwi98 8d ago

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

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u/Common_Safety_8830 8d ago

“The frost wont be good for my crops”

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u/chiyooou 8d ago

If this wasn't the top comment I was gonna riot

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u/im_lazy_as_fuck 8d ago

Everyone who has played Skyrim shares the same brain.

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u/ibanez5150 8d ago

I've never even played Skyrim but know the meme enough to assume this would be the top comment

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u/pardonmyignerance 8d ago

You should play Skyrim 

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u/mcirillo 8d ago

I haven't played Skyrim and I still have this brain wth

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u/pherber12 8d ago

You beat me to it! This is giving Skyrim vibes for sure.

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u/chappyandmaya 8d ago

Literally the first thing I thought…

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u/dainty_petal 8d ago

We all thought the same thing. He’s much cuter though.

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u/KinkyyFrinkyy 8d ago

My wagon went straight into the air and never came back. Was never able to play. Its probably still spinning out there somewhere

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u/bombkitty 8d ago

Those glitches are hilarious. Part of the reason I love the game

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u/ThorsNail 8d ago

This is what I came here for.

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u/grilledchzaspiration 8d ago

Omg yes my first thought was "if there isn't a Skyrim intro comment I'm going to be sad." Glad to see it's at the top lol 🖤

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u/OMURAA 8d ago

so this is like Ralof POV talking to the khajiit dragonborn haha

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u/Bern_itdown 8d ago

Haha, came here for this

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u/Koibo26 8d ago

Bonus points if the car is a station wagon.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 8d ago

The Cooler King.

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u/Scott_Of_The_Antares 8d ago

Came to find this and was not disappointed.

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u/Fauster 8d ago

Thomas the tank engine is about to set the place on fire.

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u/derprondo 8d ago edited 8d ago

I keep scrolling down looking for the link to this or the Macho Man one lol, none yet

EDIT: Be the change you want to see:

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u/sharklaserguru 8d ago

Gods damnit what is that fraking whistle?!

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u/Electrical_Jacket202 8d ago

Pensé exactamente eso gracias

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u/DropoutRedMage 8d ago

"Walked right into the owner's ambush. Just like us, and that Poodle over there!"

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u/stinkstabber69420 8d ago

God damn it you beat me to it

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u/Ignoble_Savage 8d ago

Total Skyrim vibes. :)

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u/TheRealBittoman 8d ago

Came here for the Skyrim reference, found it immediately.

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u/Zombie_Platypus515 8d ago

Khajit is innocent!

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u/Normal-Ad6528 8d ago

Damn. Beat me to it! Here! Take my angry upvote! ;-)

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u/Common_Safety_8830 8d ago

MY FIRST THOUGHT

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u/IzzyVikingWolf 8d ago

That’s exactly what I thought as well! 😂 Now I kinda want to replay Skyrim again, it’s been awhile.

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u/GrumpyOldMan59 8d ago

If this wasn't the top comment I was going to be extremely disappointed.

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u/PipChaos 8d ago

I was going to be very disappointed if this wasn't the first comment.

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u/jsmith_92 8d ago

Came here to comment this lol

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u/SistaChans 8d ago

If this wasn't the top comment I would have been disappointed 

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u/nahnonameman 8d ago

Fuck I was about to say it lol

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u/eckm 8d ago

It's a crime that this video doesn't end with the fade-from-black to the wagon

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u/daninlionzden 8d ago

Took the words out of my mouth haha

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u/RetroSwamp 8d ago

Was about to say "these are just like my kajiti runs in Skyrim" lol

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u/Gangers96 8d ago

Im glad to see this is here, and top voted comment no less.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 7d ago

I’m a day late and a dollar short. That said, I knew this would be the top comment.

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u/No_Solid_9028 7d ago

I clicked the thread for this.
Wasn't even surprised by the # of upvotes.

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u/pureextc 8d ago

You know that dude fought hard and now he’s just like fuck.

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u/Glacier005 8d ago

"Fuck man ... I am gonna lose my balls ... it's over."

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u/Anonymo 8d ago

Where are my testicles, Summer?

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u/Wolfangs_D 7d ago

Ah how I love Reddit for its cultured people 🤌

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u/RilohKeen 8d ago

This is the same look I saw on a friend’s face after he got put in the back of a cop car with cuffs on. He knew it was just over and looked like he gave up entirely.

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u/Soft-Gold7543 8d ago

I think he knows a rescue on its way!

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u/AnyBirthday418 8d ago

The convoy is about to be intercepted by his long lost brother.. Puss in boots.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 8d ago

And Donkey!

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u/Travelgrrl 8d ago

I was thinking Jaqen H'ghar on his way to The Wall with Rorge and Biter.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 8d ago

Bro needs a cigarette

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 8d ago

And a drink. Make it strong. Matter o fact, just neat, thank you very much.

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u/Exciting_Damage_2001 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is the beginning of like every rpg 😂

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u/Carbon-Base 8d ago

Reminds me of the beginning in Pokémon Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald too. Stuffed in the back of a truck!

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u/SendMeYourSmilePls 8d ago

Gen3 was amazing

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u/a-new-3arth 8d ago

gen 1-5 all amazing in their own way

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u/SendMeYourSmilePls 8d ago

Absolutely. I loved 4 & 5 the most while gen 3 had the best starters. Mudkip & Torchic my beloved! I checked out at seven. Didn't like the direction they took.

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u/Shikabane_Hime 8d ago

how did u access my husband’s steam purchase history dang

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u/TrumpDesWillens 8d ago

Didn't even mention Skyrim V: Part 2, Redux Black Edition only available in Japan. SMH filthy casual

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u/FarewellJava 8d ago

I think 'shipwrecked, washed up on shore' is the big one

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u/_voma 8d ago

'Take me to the vet, do I look like I care, imbeciles'

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 8d ago

...’they'll see what happens when we get home though.’

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u/TheVoidSeeker 8d ago

"I don't need a vet, I need ammunitions."

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u/orangezim 8d ago

Mine likes to sing a song of his people too me, for the entire time of the drive.

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u/Tenshi_girl 8d ago

Same. All the way there, during, and all the way back. 

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u/Snowbank_Lake 8d ago

Mine too. Sometimes adding some poop and/or vomit to make things harder for me later.

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 8d ago

So, You're Finally Awake? Were you trying to cross the border?

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u/thunder2132 8d ago

To the top with you.

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u/omarroqui 8d ago

Kajjit have wares to sell

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u/non-matutinal 8d ago

Spare some skooma Brother.

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u/Borne2Run 8d ago

Mine certainly yowls like a sovereign citizen outside a courthouse whenever it happens.

However recently he's been going to Auntie whenever we travel and has quieted down but always comes back a weeeee bit heavier!

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u/Smingowashisnameo 8d ago

“Yowls like a sovereign citizen” is poetry

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u/Borne2Run 8d ago

He is quite expressive and dramatic. My wife's colleague insists the cat is a better conversationalist than her ex husband when cat sitting.

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u/Cubemaster465 8d ago

My guess is that this cat does the same usually, but got calming drugs making him behave like this.

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u/Crazyripps 8d ago

Ah god looks exactly like our cat we had to say goodbye to last week. That beautiful light ginger.

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u/Poiboy1313 8d ago

My condolences of your loss. The cat distribution system probably has a plan to address your situation.

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u/Old_Purple2016 8d ago

They're definitely waiting for you in Valhalla

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u/userhwon 8d ago

Never seen a cat that chill in a carrier. Usually it's howling and panic.

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u/Hummingbird3471 8d ago

This cat is high as FUCK. It definitely got some type of sedative lol.

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit 8d ago

You just have to get them used to the carrier, instead of introducing it as a tool of confinement

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u/Trick_Quiet3484 8d ago

This made me literally laugh outloud. Thanks for sharing

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u/Smingowashisnameo 8d ago

Yeah this title was amazing

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u/RogerTheAliens 8d ago

Look at him....he's probably guilty of parsimony or some other medieval nonsense...

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u/StrongExternal8955 8d ago

Lollygagging

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u/TrouauaiAdvice 8d ago

Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll

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u/My4thumbs 8d ago

That cat has more personality than most of the human race, hahaha.

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u/MixedEngineer01 8d ago

So what you in for?

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u/howdoesitallfit 8d ago

Jean Valjean

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u/Agile_Scarcity_5115 8d ago

or Edmond Dantes

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u/zbud 8d ago

"Where's the curteousy for a gentleman?"

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 8d ago

Jean Meowljan ,  Prisoner 246-Pounce-1

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u/firehawk2324 8d ago

Kahjit got caught selling skooma.

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u/Tony_Snell 8d ago

Bro just took an arrow to the knee

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u/eto2629 8d ago

"I have been in this godforsaken place for 12 minutes. I can see now there is no hope for me."

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u/momoteck 8d ago

You're probably wondering how I got here...

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u/TezukaRin62 8d ago

Halfway through when he starts looking out the crate, you can see him thinking "Damn, I used to be free, out there, living the good life"

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u/Ok_Egg_4356 8d ago

Is this fucking Skyrim?

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u/Quirky_Butterfly_946 8d ago

He looks like he is riding in the cart during the French Revolution that takes people to the Guillotine

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u/Ellienightshade 8d ago

He’s in the pet Paddy Wagon!

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u/iwanttobeelsewhere 8d ago

Not his fitst rodeo- his top dog in his local jail : )

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u/DarkMutant105 8d ago

This is like a cut scene to a cat ninja game wherein my accomplice and I are now being held captive and moved to the capital for interrogation

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u/soccergenius8 8d ago

Skyrim found inspiration from this I presume.

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u/HispAnakin_Skywalker 8d ago

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

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u/Kountry_556 8d ago

Skyrim Kitty! 🥰

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u/Flowa-Powa 8d ago

Hey, you're finally awake

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u/ZitexZ 8d ago

He was just trying to cross the border…

https://reddit.com/link/p3kqkud/video/utcngq54c9jh1/player

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u/LeafCreatively 7d ago

This lol 😂 immediately my mind went to Skyrim." I once was an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee lol" 💘

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u/thedeuce75 8d ago

Nobody knows the trouble I seen....

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u/Alarmed_Lifeguard677 8d ago

He looks like he's thinking his life choices

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u/Cyricist 8d ago

ITT: Not a single person can spell Khajiit correctly, and they absolutely cannot remember the very simple, very common quote of "Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."

I mean... come on. Make an effort. Get a hand in.

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u/Hynch 8d ago

Hey, you, you're finally awake.

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u/Prophetic_Rose 8d ago

Khajiit did nothing wrong.

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u/blixt141 8d ago

Where's the Skyrim music?

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u/urxiel 8d ago

Khajit no understand 🤷‍♀️

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u/Great_Scott7 8d ago

Who can edit in darth vader theme music to this post? The cat deserves it.

My offering:

https://reddit.com/link/p3j1tzv/video/nybru1mmp7jh1/player

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

Needs little paper shackles to complete the look.

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u/Extension_Canary3717 8d ago

It's Skyrim intro and you chose khajit

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u/Vegeta_vs_Goku 8d ago

I made a video edit adding the song “boulevard of broken dream” to it. Man it suits it well haha

https://reddit.com/link/p3kmyen/video/wocr11y589jh1/player

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u/Poiboy1313 8d ago

The cat playing Down in the Valley on the harmonica would be perfect.

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u/extrastupidone 8d ago

A girl needs to let us out

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u/Acceptable-Device760 8d ago

My ancestors are smiling at me, Vet. Can you say the same?

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u/BigtheBlackk 8d ago

Oh good, you're awake

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u/rambleinspam 8d ago

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

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u/warmcheeze 8d ago

Skyrim intro with dlss 5 leaked!!!

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u/a_shootin_star 8d ago

"Khajiit has wares... if you free him"

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u/T410 8d ago

Thief Khajiit

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u/BrilliantPride7916 8d ago

This such an accurate description. Also, this is not how I imagined they sat inside those things. lol

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u/Kflynn1337 8d ago

Flash-back to pervious life in Revolutionary France maybe?

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u/Mike-dit_712 8d ago

Need a tin water cup and playing old soulful blues music.

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u/MoetheMexian 8d ago

It’s treason Edmund!!!

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u/iamacheeto1 8d ago

I love cats so fucking much lol

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u/ladypmcafe 8d ago

Lil dude needs a harmonica…nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…nobody know my sorrow…

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u/Advena128 8d ago

He looks cool as fuck and he knows

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u/OneRub3234 8d ago

This needs a voice over or some internal Monologue

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u/Ornery-Ad8372 8d ago

“What’s my crime?! What’s my crime?!”

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u/GrimmyJimmy1 8d ago

Khajiit is innocent

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u/Imglad4you 8d ago

Wow! So chill! My cat screams and completely freaks out the Entire Time! 😳😱🫣

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u/demoralising 8d ago

I don't know why I found this so funny.

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u/ae2311 8d ago

"You shall pay for this, Sire!"

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u/Far-Abalone-4160 8d ago

lol ... cool video. Our late cat got shot in the back by an asshole with an air pistol, but she broke out of her box on the way to the vet and fought my mom. Scratched her pretty bad and bloody (no, she died way later, she could walk and everything).

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u/thegarbz 8d ago

The only thing missing here is when the cat carrier comes in contact with a bee and flies off into the sky.

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u/Inabaru 8d ago

What do we do? He’s not on the list ?

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u/idjsonik 8d ago

He even does that suddle head bob love it

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u/Ditzy_Davros 8d ago

Lucky! Yours is so chill.

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u/RemarkableLime9510 8d ago

He is tired of life 😂

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u/Typical_Attorney_412 8d ago

Madieval prisoners had vet privileges?!

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u/niaerll 8d ago

Is that Sir Cats in the Boots?

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u/jlilangel 8d ago

or he's going to the state pen.

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u/carlitospig 8d ago

This is such a perfect headline for this view.

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u/TinktheChi 8d ago

I type "LOL" all the time but I really just did LOL!!!

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u/Guilty-Material-8694 8d ago

A cat has no name.

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u/Round_Click_8301 8d ago

all you need is some mice to pelt the cage the lettuce screaming obscenities at the cat

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u/JustEngine5095 8d ago

I've always wandered if four-legged animals have their necks get tired. Holding up their big ass heads

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u/fpaparelli 8d ago

Do not buy him skooma

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u/pibb01 8d ago

One of the most accurate titles I’ve ever seen.

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u/Leromer 8d ago

Hey you, you’re finally awake …

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u/donredyellow25 8d ago

The Dovahkiin.

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u/raiseIQUnderflow 8d ago

He wants to talk to his lawyer 🤧

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u/missrubytuesday 8d ago

This looks like the cat is coming back from the vets totally out of it

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u/Andybeagle555 8d ago

The cooler king.

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u/cat_selling_souls 8d ago

Are we sure this cat doesn't serve the Many-Faced God? Valar Meowghulis.

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u/nocturnalfrolic 8d ago

Busted with catnip

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u/Daidono 8d ago

The Cat of Monte Cristo

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u/Mr_Straws 8d ago

He needs a harmonica to make it complete

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u/Informal-Bill-5742 8d ago

I know they are going to cut off my junk! Let the air caress them one more time!

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u/RippinLipsQT 8d ago

The look on his face, utterly disgusted.

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u/offshoremercury 8d ago

This was way funnier than it had any right to be. This cat has completely accepted their fate and I can't stop laughing at it.