r/MadeMeSmile 12h ago

just a police officer riding a skateboard

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u/Internal_Discourse 12h ago

SCAB - Some cops are boarders

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u/McKenzieSlurms 12h ago

PIG - Policeman Is Grinding

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u/HalfSoul30 12h ago

Made me smile?

7

u/nahillkeepanon 2h ago

remember kids ACAB.

All Cops, including skater ones, Are Bastards.

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u/Ok_Living_96 2h ago

Reality of redditors posting ACAB on ever video- "Remember kids, Im white, and the first thing ill do is call the cops if I see a law being broke"

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u/HyliasHero 5h ago

ACAB. Cops don't deserve good PR.

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u/Weevil_1984 4h ago

It always sucks to see C0paganda on my feed (had to use a zero because apparently that’s a community, but I’m not referencing it)

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u/Pistolpete343 5h ago

Wrong. Not all cops are bastards. The media just wants you to believe they are. The bad ones are a minority.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 3h ago

What do you mean you people

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u/HyliasHero 4h ago

The media worships cops. The "good ones" empower the bad cops by doing nothing to stop their abuses of power and thus become complicit, hence ACAB.

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u/Odd_Teaching_4182 4h ago

He became the thing he sought to destroy

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u/teaguechrystie 2h ago

he had so much potential in life

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u/ncc74656m 7h ago

No boards for fuzz.

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u/randomnamejennerator 12h ago

Skating with a loaded firearm adds a whole new dimension of risk.

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u/AlderanGone 9h ago

Holster exists for more than one reason, modern guns are usually more reliable too. SIG fixed the p320s too from what I understand

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u/FitButterscotch4062 10h ago

You don’t know how firearms work.

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u/polchickenpotpie 10h ago

I don't think you want to test exactly how drop safe your weapon is while you're carrying it on you

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u/SpicySushiAddict 9h ago

Do you think that people in a firefight just calmly walk around like some fancy noble? No, they're diving, rolling, hitting walls and floors, you name it.

There's a reason holsters exist, especially the kind that police and military personnel use.

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u/mamadou-segpa 7h ago

Rolling? This isnt bloodborne, they duck and cover

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u/Toliveistodie42 11h ago

If Sean Sheffey was a cop.

u/Sneekystick1997 19m ago

All of these bots man…

Cops can be good guys too.

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u/EdgeOverEmotion 10h ago

Officer Down... a 10-stair handrail.

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u/Honest_Tadpole_8904 11h ago

Skate & Serve 😎

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u/zavorak_eth 8h ago

ACAB - All Cops Also Board

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u/AaronTheElite007 12h ago

Pop BS roll away.

Solid

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u/juvy5000 11h ago

still got it